The Crap We Missed – Thursday 12.1.11

December 1st, 2011 // 435 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Val Kilmer trying to explain what the hell happened to him – “Are you familiar with ham?” – Katherine Heigl who apparently hates visible camel toe as much as she hates testicles because she’s a witch and, seriously, I’ll back the paparazzi up 99% of the time, but stop taking pictures of Michael Douglas when he’s having a stroke. I know that’s a small, very limited if not impossible window, but Jesus Christ.

Today’s Roger Sterling picture brought to you by Cialis: Your secretary won’t know what hit her,

- The Superficial

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  1. Gillian Anderson
    stevebeagle
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    Zombo the clown

  2. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    jaded
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    Beaten down husband, see “Brad Pitt Syndrome”

  3. Pauly D
    stevebeagle
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    why?

  4. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    stevebeagle
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    he’s bangin it, & thats good enough

  5. John Slattery Roger Sterling Mad Men
    jaded
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    Everyone is so mean, it’s obvious he’s suffering from narcolepsy

  6. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    Soup
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    The Almost Famous sequel was widely panned by critics.

  7. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Hugh Gentry
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    I’d let her check my prostate…just sayin’.

  8. Pauly D
    Scott
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    Checking how many of his 15 minutes are left.

  9. Michael Douglas
    Hugh Gentry
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    I thought this fucker died. oh well…I’m sure it’s not far off.

  10. Gillian Anderson
    jaded
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    It’s like Diana Krall and January Jones had a baby and then exposed it to radiation

  11. Diddy Sling
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    He could produce a watermelon and a gun and they’d still pretend not to notice he was black

  12. Paula Patton Cleavage
    jaded
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    You’d think if you’re that hot, you wouldn’t need Kesha to make your tuxedo

  13. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    jaded
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    I admit, I thought it was sean connery and got all excited…

  14. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Your money or your… ah forget it

  15. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    Sophie
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    Next up, a remake of The Bellboy.

  16. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    jaded
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    “save me, I didn’t eat breakfast, I have no mass and will be washed out to sea!”

  17. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
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    How exactly did John Mayer steal his Johnny Depp DNA?

  18. Jenna Jameson
    Someone Else
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    She looks like James Earl Jones transforming into the snake in Conan the Barbarian.

  19. Julianne Hough Butt Yoga Pants
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    Is there an energy crisis? ‘Cause I see an untapped natural resource.

  20. Katy Perry Cleavage
    deego
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    Lol lookin mad pedestrian

  21. Michael Douglas
    Delgo
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    Looks like Gonzo.

  22. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    DeucePickle
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    You’re a dirty pirate hooker

  23. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    Tad Bit Tipsy
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    Bullshit, I can play anybody. I can play Mike Tyson for Christ Sake! Watch this…

  24. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    DeucePickle
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    Insert wax figure joke here

  25. Gillian Anderson
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Madam, I’m placing you under arrest for Offences Against the Clown.

  26. Arianny Celeste Cleavage
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    If it’s “Fighters Only,” then what are she and Jenna Jameson doing here? Mud wrestling? Well, why aren’t we seeing pictures of THAT?

  27. Diddy Sling
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    Diddy’s so cool, when he elbows a woman, her dress makes its own little crash graphic.

  28. Katherine Heigl Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    SSHGuru
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    She’s turning into Joan Rivers

  29. Pauly D
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    …fifty eight! Fourteen fifty NIIIINE!!! …NOOO!

  30. Gillian Anderson
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    Looks like the aliens finally got to Scully.

    Does that make any sense? I never watched the show.

  31. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    Jordan
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    Looks like the Betty Ford clinic let him out on a night pass.

  32. Pauly D
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    Are we sure this isn’t that Indian actor from The Big Bang Theory? Or any Indian actor? Or any Indian person?

  33. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    I call this one ‘The Art of Wearing a Hat’. It’s not finished.

  34. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Pork ‘n’ Has Beens

  35. Michael Douglas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Even if he can talk that’s going to be a one sided conversation

  36. Jon Hamm Don Draper Mad Men
    Cock Dr
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    It’s that guy.

  37. Katy Perry Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    OMG hair is AWFUL.

  38. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Cock Dr
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    Aw dammit.
    He used to be quite the hottie.

  39. Erik Estrada Grill Hot Dogs
    Cock Dr
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    Police and firefighters are apparently ravenous carnivores.

  40. Val Kilmer Catherine Zeta Jones
    Tanz
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    Now you come and say “Don Corleone, give me justice.” But you don’t ask with respect. You don’t offer friendship. You don’t even think to call me “Godfather.” You come into my house on the day my daughter is to be married and you ask me to do murder – for money.

  41. Skeet Ulrich Wonky Eye
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “You talkin’ to me Red Squirrel? You talkin’ to me? Then who the hell else are you talkin’ to?”

  42. Jenna Jameson
    Lynn
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    Is she melting?

  43. Jenna Jameson
    Cock Dr
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    I think I’ve seen this woman have sex…but she didn’t look like that at all.

  44. Pauly D
    Tanz
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    I don’t know whether to shit or wind my watch! Guess I’ll just shit on my watch.

  45. Diddy Sling
    Lynn
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    That must be a fake schlong in his pocket.

  46. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Senor Trout
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    She’s not quite at the stage where she’ll realize we give about as much of a fuck about her being there as she does.

  47. Jennifer Garner Pregnant Belly Ben Affleck
    Cock Dr
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    They look cute together.
    Good luck with that.

  48. Christian Audigier Girlfriend Nathalie Sorensen Bikini
    Lynn
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    butterface

  49. Helena Bonham Carter BAFTA
    Cock Dr
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    It makes me love her even more.

  50. Paul Rubens
    Cock Dr
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    I hope he’s got work. What happened to him was so fucked up.

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