Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
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PERFECTION
This is one ugly looking dude. Was he severely injured or something as a child?
Funniest shit I’ve seen all week.
I beg your pardon, I simply must move on. My dinner is here…
It looks like her grown up lady head is pasted on some smaller girl’s body. The proportions aren’t right here….
She needs to remove some of her clothing in this pic…like ALL of it!
“I am a bad-ass…I am a TOTAL fucking bad-ass! And if you don’t believe me, just as me mum.”
no No NO!!!!!
Give the guy some credit for staying with that behemoth
Kat Von D without tats
That’s a man, baby! –Austin Powers
Heheh You felt you needed to give credit where it was due?
And possibly inform the masses?
She went from starring in “The Mask” to becoming the mask.
and now i’m posed in an awkward stance because i JIZZED, IN MY PANTS
Typical Obama supporters.
All he needs is a mirror and a cellphone in front his face. The lips are perfect.
Ass is butter. Face is toast.
She looks high !
This is what happens when we don’t allow bullying in school. All of you Anti-Bullying jackanapes take notice. These fuckin’ nerds need to be stopped.
Maître d’, we’ll have a table for four.
Moo
Just remember, da stafe tears that ass up on a nightly basis
Best damn picture of the year!!!!
What the hell? Did Madonna Quantum Leap into her body or something?
Good work out honey.
It looks like this smoking hot woman understands the value of what
She has going on.
Corpulent
Is that a massive facelift scar on her forehead?
First guy:tattoos, hats, skinny jeans and dolphins and were still not Gangsters
Don’t know who she is but I’d slide my tongue up her butt crack and lick her anus.
100% ideal man. Perfection.