The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    SS109
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    PERFECTION

  2. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    This is one ugly looking dude. Was he severely injured or something as a child?

  3. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    AnnaD.
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    Funniest shit I’ve seen all week.

  4. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
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    I beg your pardon, I simply must move on. My dinner is here…

  5. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Tyler Perry
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    It looks like her grown up lady head is pasted on some smaller girl’s body. The proportions aren’t right here….

  6. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Dress
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    She needs to remove some of her clothing in this pic…like ALL of it!

  7. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
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    “I am a bad-ass…I am a TOTAL fucking bad-ass! And if you don’t believe me, just as me mum.”

  8. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    devilsrain
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    no No NO!!!!!

  9. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    devilsrain
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    Give the guy some credit for staying with that behemoth

  10. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage BAFTA Awards
    devilsrain
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    Kat Von D without tats

  11. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    That’s a man, baby! –Austin Powers

  12. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    journalschism
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    She went from starring in “The Mask” to becoming the mask.

  13. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    doigle
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    and now i’m posed in an awkward stance because i JIZZED, IN MY PANTS

  14. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    journalschism
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    Typical Obama supporters.

  15. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
    journalschism
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    All he needs is a mirror and a cellphone in front his face. The lips are perfect.

  16. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    journalschism
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    Ass is butter. Face is toast.

  17. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    Harvey Fierstein
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    She looks high !

  18. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Beer Baron
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    This is what happens when we don’t allow bullying in school. All of you Anti-Bullying jackanapes take notice. These fuckin’ nerds need to be stopped.

  19. Katie Price Cleavage
    Beer Baron
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    Maître d’, we’ll have a table for four.

  20. Olivia Munn Cleavage BAFTA Awards
    Beer Baron
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    Moo

  21. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Just remember, da stafe tears that ass up on a nightly basis

  22. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    YTBOY
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    Best damn picture of the year!!!!

  23. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    What the hell? Did Madonna Quantum Leap into her body or something?

  24. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Ann
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    Good work out honey.

  25. Aida Yespica Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    It looks like this smoking hot woman understands the value of what
    She has going on.

  26. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Bigalkie
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    Corpulent

  27. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    Kat
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    Is that a massive facelift scar on her forehead?

  28. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    New Age Outlaws
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    First guy:tattoos, hats, skinny jeans and dolphins and were still not Gangsters

  29. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Skeeter
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    Don’t know who she is but I’d slide my tongue up her butt crack and lick her anus.

  30. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
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    100% ideal man. Perfection.

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