Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
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I’m suddenly wanting to bake some bread.
Those aren’t moons…wait, yes they are.
Why is fake-boobbed Triple H trying to come on to me?
“Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?”
It was really nice of Danny to take a minute out of his part-time job beating people in the Kremlin basement to take a picture with that boys choir.
The Talosians’ lack of knowledge of human anatomy was exposed when attempting to repair her after the crash.
She just needs to lose whatever it is she’s wearing; she’d look way better.
Very few women have the anatomical advantage of being able to pee standing up.
What. The Fuck.
It was probably a good idea that they started making entire outfits out of Spanx.
that looks highly uncomfortable……..
Yeah, that’s not a traditional thong. It’s hooked in there.
I’ve been waiting for the day where the hottest body in the room has Steve Buscemi’s face.
ohhh good lord!!
I used to have the Troll doll on the right. They’re not worth money though. Not like Beanie Babies.
“Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.”
No better way to pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick than dressing like a homeless bum!
“You go left, I’ll go right!”
How is she still getting papped?
i was wondering for what reason she even needs to leave the house.
“After the gravel pit in Bedrock shut down, Pebbles and Bam Bam fell on hard times…”
So classy, so assy.
His face says it all…straining not to kill!
You’ve had your picture, prepare to die!
nom nom nom
….and…? who is she?
Dr. Albert Schweitzer biopic?
He has such beautiful eyes.
I know this is meant to be sexy, but all I see is this:
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Darn it, Jill, I cannot unsee that! That is so creepy and accurate…
*can’t stop laughing*
Omg. Is that supposed to be half-ass? LOL!
Oh my god, Jill!! I’m going to have nightmares!!
What a cheap company. You’d think they’d give her something nice to wear.
It doesn’t matter what she wears. It just… doesn’t matter…
Helium is the only logical explanation here.
“If you only had steroids, lettuce, and kick boxing – no wine and no French fries, you, too, would be in utter misery. Fuck off!”
*yawn*
“Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”
And that’s pretty well all I remember about Stanley Kubrick.
And what a GREAT fucking line it was! For those too young to remember, that line comes from 1964′s “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.”
What a great flick! I loved Sterling Hayden’s obsession with “precious bodily fluids.” And George C. Scott’s moderately insane General Buck Turgidson.
Oh shit, the fucker might win again.
Still has the hot body.
Well, so long, humanity. There’s officially no hope left for you.
Squirrel!
“Really, your Highness? They push back harder if you fuck them near the edge of a cliff? Amazing!”
the 2 bodyguards are needed bcause u never know when a girl will try to beat the bloody pulp out of chris brown.
C’mon… you can’t fault her for showing up to cheer on her friend.
I can’t get past her freakishly large ET fingers.
You’re REALLY looking at her fingers…???
Must be a “Finger Man”
After seeing the latest Twilight movie yet again, Robert was asked what he thought of it. After making this face he followed up with “It’s a bit shit really.”
Someone, please let the idiot in the middle go to the bathroom…
lol
Danny’s still badass in my books. Barely, but still.
I didn’t know there was a Jersey Shore in the UK?
There are like 3 Jersey Shores in the UK. But I’m not sure she’s on any of them, because I can’t keep these basketball-smuggling British whores straight.
The medicinal benefits of vodka are well documented.
I don’t… I just don’t… know…
I don’t know what’s worse: this photo or hearing my neighbor bang a personal trainer who chain smokes and drinks like a frat boy…
Yeah, well, Kristen does seem to possess a… unique smell.
Ellen Barkin? Is that you?
The Jonas bros are lookin pretty rough
Bahahahaha! Fuckin’ idiots.
(Said with Italian accent) Aida Yespica youa to sit ona my facea