The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    I’m suddenly wanting to bake some bread.

  2. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    Those aren’t moons…wait, yes they are.

  3. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    Happy_Evil_Dude
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    Why is fake-boobbed Triple H trying to come on to me?

  4. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
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    “Oh man! How’d you get the beans above the frank?!?”

  5. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
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    It was really nice of Danny to take a minute out of his part-time job beating people in the Kremlin basement to take a picture with that boys choir.

  6. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    toopier
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    The Talosians’ lack of knowledge of human anatomy was exposed when attempting to repair her after the crash.

  7. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    She just needs to lose whatever it is she’s wearing; she’d look way better.

  8. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Very few women have the anatomical advantage of being able to pee standing up.

  9. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    BbyBluThghHghs
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    What. The Fuck.

  10. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
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    It was probably a good idea that they started making entire outfits out of Spanx.

  11. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Kitty
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    that looks highly uncomfortable……..

  12. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    I’ve been waiting for the day where the hottest body in the room has Steve Buscemi’s face.

  13. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    woodhorse
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    I used to have the Troll doll on the right. They’re not worth money though. Not like Beanie Babies.

  14. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    “Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.”

  15. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    Lou Braccant
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    No better way to pay tribute to Stanley Kubrick than dressing like a homeless bum!

  16. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
    BradP
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    “You go left, I’ll go right!”

  17. Rose McGowan Cleavage
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    How is she still getting papped?

  18. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Qmak
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    “After the gravel pit in Bedrock shut down, Pebbles and Bam Bam fell on hard times…”

  19. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Colonel Angus
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    So classy, so assy.

  20. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    Lou Braccant
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    His face says it all…straining not to kill!

  21. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    Vlad
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    You’ve had your picture, prepare to die!

  22. Olivia Munn Cleavage BAFTA Awards
    Vlad
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    nom nom nom

  23. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    AUdrey Jo
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    ….and…? who is she?

  24. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
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    Dr. Albert Schweitzer biopic?

  25. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
    Jamiee
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    He has such beautiful eyes.

  26. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    I know this is meant to be sexy, but all I see is this:

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/08/half-horse-250_271.png[/img]

  27. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Jamiee
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    What a cheap company. You’d think they’d give her something nice to wear.

  28. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    Helium is the only logical explanation here.

  29. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    “If you only had steroids, lettuce, and kick boxing – no wine and no French fries, you, too, would be in utter misery. Fuck off!”

  30. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    *yawn*

  31. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    “Gentlemen, you can’t fight in here! This is the War Room!”

    And that’s pretty well all I remember about Stanley Kubrick.

    • And what a GREAT fucking line it was! For those too young to remember, that line comes from 1964′s “Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.”

      What a great flick! I loved Sterling Hayden’s obsession with “precious bodily fluids.” And George C. Scott’s moderately insane General Buck Turgidson.

  32. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    SIN
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    Oh shit, the fucker might win again.

  33. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    SIN
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    Still has the hot body.

  34. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    Well, so long, humanity. There’s officially no hope left for you.

  35. Prince Charles Sheep
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    Squirrel!

  36. Prince Charles Sheep
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    “Really, your Highness? They push back harder if you fuck them near the edge of a cliff? Amazing!”

  37. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    zomgbie
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    the 2 bodyguards are needed bcause u never know when a girl will try to beat the bloody pulp out of chris brown.

  38. Kim Catrall Derpface
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    C’mon… you can’t fault her for showing up to cheer on her friend.

  39. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    I can’t get past her freakishly large ET fingers.

  40. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    userofalltrades
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    After seeing the latest Twilight movie yet again, Robert was asked what he thought of it. After making this face he followed up with “It’s a bit shit really.”

  41. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Someone, please let the idiot in the middle go to the bathroom…

  42. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
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    Danny’s still badass in my books. Barely, but still.

  43. Katie Price Cleavage
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    I didn’t know there was a Jersey Shore in the UK?

    • There are like 3 Jersey Shores in the UK. But I’m not sure she’s on any of them, because I can’t keep these basketball-smuggling British whores straight.

  44. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Matt Lauer
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    The medicinal benefits of vodka are well documented.

  45. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    I don’t… I just don’t… know…

    I don’t know what’s worse: this photo or hearing my neighbor bang a personal trainer who chain smokes and drinks like a frat boy…

  46. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yeah, well, Kristen does seem to possess a… unique smell.

  47. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    bettina
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    Ellen Barkin? Is that you?

  48. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Jackhole
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    The Jonas bros are lookin pretty rough

  49. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    kimmykimkim
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    Bahahahaha! Fuckin’ idiots.

  50. Aida Yespica Butt Yoga Pants
    cruelbutler
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    (Said with Italian accent) Aida Yespica youa to sit ona my facea

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