The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Hot girl, but that dress looks like it was made by Hefty.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
    Bigalkie
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    Brett Ratner, this is what a midget is supposed to look like.

  3. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
    tlmck
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    Who dug up Bing Crosby?

  4. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    Bigalkie
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    Actors Workshop. OK Robert, you’re getting fingered by the parish priest.

  5. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
    Bigalkie
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    His publicist must think that the ” stunned ” look is hot.

  6. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    Bigalkie
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    Perspective: Danny Trejo is 5’4″. These guys are shrimps.

  7. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Bigalkie
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    Why the hell not!!

  8. Olivia Munn Cleavage BAFTA Awards
    sexyman48
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    It’s like she had the chinese removed.

  9. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    These boots were made for making me look like an asshole.

  10. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    They got as far as “All you can eat sh-” before this face came out.

  11. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The Jonas bros think they are going to get raped.
    Danny Trejo knows they are.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Bigalkie
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    Just back from her whirlwind tour of Trainwreckistan.

  13. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Bigalkie
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    She should have skipped that pre-taping burrito.

  14. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    Slap a toll-free number on it and there’s your Crisis Line poster.

  15. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
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    That’s a regulation rain gutter she’s walking through.

  16. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    He’s got that look in his eye like someone itching to ruin another movie franchise.

  17. Prince Charles Sheep
    Tron
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    “I say, ol’ boy…is that dog suppose to be fucking that sheep? Smashing!”

  18. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    Admiral Hackbar
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    “That Obamacare better cover Botox surgery like he promised me or I am going John Wilkes Booth on his ass!”

  19. Katie Price Cleavage
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    Good for Down’s Syndrome Zack Braff!

  20. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
    B&WMinstrel
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    And some times they just end up as ugly ducks

  21. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Tron
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    Move over Bradgelina! It’s now all about Duaneth!

  22. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
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    She was told it stood for “Heroin and Methadone”.

  23. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Tron
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    Yeah, drink lots of water, because your body is a temple. lmao!

  24. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Everyone was too scared to talk to her because she creeped them out.

  25. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
    Tron
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    OLD SPICE (cuz no one had the balls to say it. so there.)

  26. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    First Madonna, then Kelly Ripa. Now Julie Bowen and Cameron Diaz. Honestly, how could you not be fucking amped for WrestleMania XXX?

  27. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Admiral Hackbar
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    Gotta appreciate a woman solving the “my eyes are up here” problem. Now we can look at them both at the same time.

  28. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
    Tron
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    I’d let her jiggle my balls. Just sayin

  29. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    You won’t like it when she gets angry.

  30. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Galaor
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    What the fuck? That dude is purple.

  31. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    giu
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    GRUMPY CAT.

  32. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    Middle school dances were so awkward. Especially when they used to play K-Ci and JoJo and girls became allergic to you.

  33. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Bionic_Crouton
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    The hardest thing to do is maintaining eye contact when talking to her.

  34. Aida Yespica Butt Yoga Pants
    Tron
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    I got nothing witty to say…just…wow, thats an awesome looking booty. (and the women attached, is good too) :P

  35. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Tron
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    whoa!

  36. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Galaor
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    I see Humpty Dumpty is a transvestite now…

  37. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    All of you should be ashamed. She is not a whore. She’s just wearing a whore’s uniform.

  38. Prince Charles Sheep
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    “… like a little Rory Calhoun.”

  39. Kim Catrall Derpface
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    This photographer needs to change his. And subject.

  40. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Carolyn
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    Those are ugly ass hats on ugly ass heads.

  41. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    B&WMinstrel
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    In Russia there’s even a line for obscurity

  42. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They should have had a show segment where she walks around in that dress and give the person who doesn’t glance at her breasts in the first 30 seconds a thousand dollars and a free eye exam.

  43. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Carolyn
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    My eyes hurt.

  44. Prince Charles Sheep
    B&WMinstrel
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    “And how exactly does one become a sheep stud?”

  45. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Josie
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    she kinda looks like a younger jlo

    • She is the chick that was banging Kobe Bryant. If you look up pictures of her, she looks JUST like j-lo. I think that is who she emulates herself after. While I find this girl more attractive than j-lo, her only talent is her vagina, but hey at least she uses it well. Do what you know. Literally.

  46. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Carolyn
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    Dress is too tight, tattoos look like shit and shoes are just wrong.

  47. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    You know what would make a hilarious April Fool’s joke? You shave a bear, put a David Lee Roth wig on it, then convince your anatomically-incomprehensible, borderline-mentally disabled friend who is otherwise un-marriable, to marry it.

  48. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Bionic_Crouton
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    They should just call themselves The Fucktard Three.

  49. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
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    Richard Kiel’s signing autographs down the street and she will literally stab you to get to that giant dick.

  50. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    B&WMinstrel
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    No more Jets. No more Sharks. And here’s the reason why.

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