Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
- Photo Boy
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Hot girl, but that dress looks like it was made by Hefty.
Brett Ratner, this is what a midget is supposed to look like.
Who dug up Bing Crosby?
Actors Workshop. OK Robert, you’re getting fingered by the parish priest.
His publicist must think that the ” stunned ” look is hot.
Perspective: Danny Trejo is 5’4″. These guys are shrimps.
Why the hell not!!
It’s like she had the chinese removed.
These boots were made for making me look like an asshole.
They got as far as “All you can eat sh-” before this face came out.
Would people stop making the same jokes that Photo Boy makes on the main page?
The Jonas bros think they are going to get raped.
Danny Trejo knows they are.
three more roses on that tattoo
+1 for the con-air reference
Just back from her whirlwind tour of Trainwreckistan.
She should have skipped that pre-taping burrito.
Slap a toll-free number on it and there’s your Crisis Line poster.
That’s a regulation rain gutter she’s walking through.
He’s got that look in his eye like someone itching to ruin another movie franchise.
“I say, ol’ boy…is that dog suppose to be fucking that sheep? Smashing!”
“That Obamacare better cover Botox surgery like he promised me or I am going John Wilkes Booth on his ass!”
Good for Down’s Syndrome Zack Braff!
And some times they just end up as ugly ducks
Move over Bradgelina! It’s now all about Duaneth!
She was told it stood for “Heroin and Methadone”.
Yeah, drink lots of water, because your body is a temple. lmao!
Everyone was too scared to talk to her because she creeped them out.
OLD SPICE (cuz no one had the balls to say it. so there.)
2001 called. They were wondering what you were up to
First Madonna, then Kelly Ripa. Now Julie Bowen and Cameron Diaz. Honestly, how could you not be fucking amped for WrestleMania XXX?
Gotta appreciate a woman solving the “my eyes are up here” problem. Now we can look at them both at the same time.
I’d let her jiggle my balls. Just sayin
You won’t like it when she gets angry.
What the fuck? That dude is purple.
GRUMPY CAT.
Middle school dances were so awkward. Especially when they used to play K-Ci and JoJo and girls became allergic to you.
The hardest thing to do is maintaining eye contact when talking to her.
The hardest thing is in my pants when I’m staring at her cleavage.
I got nothing witty to say…just…wow, thats an awesome looking booty. (and the women attached, is good too) :P
whoa!
I see Humpty Dumpty is a transvestite now…
All of you should be ashamed. She is not a whore. She’s just wearing a whore’s uniform.
Who called her a whore?
“… like a little Rory Calhoun.”
This photographer needs to change his. And subject.
This photographer needs to change his lens. And subject.
Shite.
“A nylon over the lens would help” — the ghost of Elizabeth Taylor.
Those are ugly ass hats on ugly ass heads.
In Russia there’s even a line for obscurity
They should have had a show segment where she walks around in that dress and give the person who doesn’t glance at her breasts in the first 30 seconds a thousand dollars and a free eye exam.
Even Stevie Wonder can see those huge bazoombas.
Ray Charles in his current condition could see those tits.
My eyes hurt.
“And how exactly does one become a sheep stud?”
she kinda looks like a younger jlo
She is the chick that was banging Kobe Bryant. If you look up pictures of her, she looks JUST like j-lo. I think that is who she emulates herself after. While I find this girl more attractive than j-lo, her only talent is her vagina, but hey at least she uses it well. Do what you know. Literally.
“…her only talent is her vagina…”
Meg, you say that like it’s a BAD thing!
Dress is too tight, tattoos look like shit and shoes are just wrong.
You know what would make a hilarious April Fool’s joke? You shave a bear, put a David Lee Roth wig on it, then convince your anatomically-incomprehensible, borderline-mentally disabled friend who is otherwise un-marriable, to marry it.
They should just call themselves The Fucktard Three.
Richard Kiel’s signing autographs down the street and she will literally stab you to get to that giant dick.
No more Jets. No more Sharks. And here’s the reason why.