Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
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The White Trash Hulk turns red when he’s angry.
The elitist Hulk turns green.
Very nice!
Cut to several months ago: “AROD, honey…are you SURE steroids can’t be transferred through your sperm?”
So.. did she actually request the Peter Griffin chin?
Nope, she had that chin already.
The one in the middle! I’m sure he was the one, officer!
He has one of the finest speaking voices in the entertainment industry.
Hello. You’ve reached Alan Rickman. At 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep. [beep] Hello, Alan Rickman. It’s Alan Rickman. Reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me..
It’s good to see that fame hasn’t changed them!
Funny name, funny face
Banned for life from Long John Silvers
LOL!
I like tattoos but um the prison/biker look of those things isn’t really working here…
Is that Hulk and Linda Hogan?
“Hmmmmmmm…do I remember when I used to be sexy?”
I applaud her continued dressing strategy of hoist em up and show em off.
I applaud the lucky sumbitch husband who gets to enjoy those things.
I hate his guts, cause he’s not me.
is moses parting her boobs?
i think this broad tried to kiss the 7 train as it went by
I want to thumb this up but leaving it at 7 just seems right.
Show us the gateway to your guts.
Heheh Sorry, but I can see a huge vajeen on her tummy.
Winking impaired
That dress is awesome!
lol not one of you clowns scrolled up the picture to the scary Paris eye..love you all
Sorry…we were busy looking at tits!
She has eyes? Since when?
It would be difficult to carry on any kind of coherent conversation with her while those are gleaming like phosphorescent melons right under your nose.
He needs to play more villains…soon.
What on earth is her deal?
“Buy the top AND matching skirt for only $34.99!***
But hurry! Offer ends Sunday, November 11!!!”
*** while supplies last
hahahahahaha
You know in Bugs Bunny cartoons, when characters get really hungry and look at another person, and that person turns into a roast ham? I think this picture is the closest I’ll get to that in real life, except I’m not hungry anymore.
Cute shoes.
With Chris Brown there I am sure the meet and greet will turn into a rap and slap.
“CAMILLA! Get out of that sheep pen this instant!!”
I really like Cameron Diaz, but it astonishes me how she’s aged like 40 years in about 5 actual years.
Sad, ain’t it.
That reminds me- I need to pick up a bag of retarded oranges on the way home.
Excellent
Think you mean grapefruit there.
If all I had to do to get pictures of a half naked women was get them a camera and public forum, I would have invented twitter years ago.
The problem is that the geeks who come up with these things aren’t jerking off five times a day. It’s like a Catch-22: If I want to jerk off to hot naked chicks, I’ll have to come up with this gizmo. But if I spend my time on this gizmo, I won’t have time to jerk off.
How hard can you be when your mascot is a pink dolphin. Wait… is that a euphemism for pussy? Ha! Now I get it!!
It’s like watching two mangy, filthy dogs wrestling on a couch. All you can think about is “now I have to clean the couch”
“Why does your bitch look better than mine?”
I didn’t know West Hollywood had a zoo with two animals currently on the loose.
Does she look in a mirror after applying lipstick and if so, why would she want to look like that (unless she’s working for a circus)?
At least they’re not holding hoofs.
That is the unwholesome grin of a man who just discovered cocktail sauce.
The drug dog in the cop car outside is going ape shit.
lol
I guess if you no longer remember what breasts are supposed to look like, that dress might seem like a good idea.
perfect
I guess it’s good she realizes how she makes he money.
When did “Twitter” become a synonym for “Desperate for Attention”?
Um… Day 1?
I’d rather people use Twitter for showing off perfect asses than to announce everyday shit they are currently doing:
anonymous: @internet: Taking a 15-minute dump during my 10 minute break! #lateforwork
Was she in the same car accident as Rose McGowan?
Next on Dog the Bounty Hunter…are Dog and Beth really the biological parents of Honey BooBoo? Probably, but nobody gives a fuck.
Nice gunther! I haven’t seen FUPA like that since my 60-year old secretary walked by my office this morning.
Do you know how many wookie children died to make that coat?
Only one wookie would have died if they just used Khloe…
Oooh That’s cold! Funny, but cold!
those boots would be so much hotter without the support hose sticking out the top.
That is the smile of a man who made Harry Potter his bitch.
“I say old chap, one of these things is not like the others.”
Two Romney voters
I thought it said the first Rolling Stone Top 25 D List .