The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    The White Trash Hulk turns red when he’s angry.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
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    Very nice!

  3. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    Cut to several months ago: “AROD, honey…are you SURE steroids can’t be transferred through your sperm?”

  4. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    mismy
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    So.. did she actually request the Peter Griffin chin?

  5. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    The one in the middle! I’m sure he was the one, officer!

  6. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    He has one of the finest speaking voices in the entertainment industry.

    • Hello. You’ve reached Alan Rickman. At 555-0122. Please leave a message at the beep. [beep] Hello, Alan Rickman. It’s Alan Rickman. Reminding you to move the pork chops from the freezer to the refrigerator so they defrost properly. Do not disappoint me..

  7. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    It’s good to see that fame hasn’t changed them!

  8. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Cock Dr
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    Funny name, funny face

  9. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Banned for life from Long John Silvers

  10. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    mismy
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    I like tattoos but um the prison/biker look of those things isn’t really working here…

  11. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    Is that Hulk and Linda Hogan?

  12. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
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    “Hmmmmmmm…do I remember when I used to be sexy?”

  13. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Cock Dr
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    I applaud her continued dressing strategy of hoist em up and show em off.

  14. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    is moses parting her boobs?

  15. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Mr. Poop, 2nd of his name
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    i think this broad tried to kiss the 7 train as it went by

  16. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
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    Show us the gateway to your guts.

    Heheh Sorry, but I can see a huge vajeen on her tummy.

  17. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Winking impaired

  18. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
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    That dress is awesome!

  19. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    mismy
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    lol not one of you clowns scrolled up the picture to the scary Paris eye..love you all

  20. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Cock Dr
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    It would be difficult to carry on any kind of coherent conversation with her while those are gleaming like phosphorescent melons right under your nose.

  21. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
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    He needs to play more villains…soon.

  22. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
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    What on earth is her deal?

  23. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    K-Tron
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    You know in Bugs Bunny cartoons, when characters get really hungry and look at another person, and that person turns into a roast ham? I think this picture is the closest I’ll get to that in real life, except I’m not hungry anymore.

  24. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
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    Cute shoes.

  25. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Bionic_Crouton
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    With Chris Brown there I am sure the meet and greet will turn into a rap and slap.

  26. Prince Charles Sheep
    donkeylicks
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    “CAMILLA! Get out of that sheep pen this instant!!”

  27. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    I really like Cameron Diaz, but it astonishes me how she’s aged like 40 years in about 5 actual years.

  28. Katie Price Cleavage
    K-Tron
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    That reminds me- I need to pick up a bag of retarded oranges on the way home.

  29. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Bionic_Crouton
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    If all I had to do to get pictures of a half naked women was get them a camera and public forum, I would have invented twitter years ago.

    • The problem is that the geeks who come up with these things aren’t jerking off five times a day. It’s like a Catch-22: If I want to jerk off to hot naked chicks, I’ll have to come up with this gizmo. But if I spend my time on this gizmo, I won’t have time to jerk off.

  30. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    your mom
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    How hard can you be when your mascot is a pink dolphin. Wait… is that a euphemism for pussy? Ha! Now I get it!!

  31. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    It’s like watching two mangy, filthy dogs wrestling on a couch. All you can think about is “now I have to clean the couch”

  32. Prince Charles Sheep
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Why does your bitch look better than mine?”

  33. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    I didn’t know West Hollywood had a zoo with two animals currently on the loose.

  34. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Sister Ray
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    Does she look in a mirror after applying lipstick and if so, why would she want to look like that (unless she’s working for a circus)?

  35. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    At least they’re not holding hoofs.

  36. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    That is the unwholesome grin of a man who just discovered cocktail sauce.

  37. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    Joe
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    The drug dog in the cop car outside is going ape shit.

  38. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    I guess if you no longer remember what breasts are supposed to look like, that dress might seem like a good idea.

  39. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    richie
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    perfect

  40. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Joe
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    I guess it’s good she realizes how she makes he money.

  41. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    When did “Twitter” become a synonym for “Desperate for Attention”?

    • Feetsthss

      Um… Day 1?

    • anonymous

      I’d rather people use Twitter for showing off perfect asses than to announce everyday shit they are currently doing:

      anonymous: @internet: Taking a 15-minute dump during my 10 minute break! #lateforwork

  42. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
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    Was she in the same car accident as Rose McGowan?

  43. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Next on Dog the Bounty Hunter…are Dog and Beth really the biological parents of Honey BooBoo? Probably, but nobody gives a fuck.

  44. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    diego
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    Nice gunther! I haven’t seen FUPA like that since my 60-year old secretary walked by my office this morning.

  45. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Do you know how many wookie children died to make that coat?

  46. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
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    those boots would be so much hotter without the support hose sticking out the top.

  47. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
    Bionic_Crouton
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    That is the smile of a man who made Harry Potter his bitch.

  48. Prince Charles Sheep
    tlmck
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    “I say old chap, one of these things is not like the others.”

  49. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Bigalkie
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    Two Romney voters

  50. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Dress
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I thought it said the first Rolling Stone Top 25 D List .

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