The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    meeps!
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    J-Lo squared…

  2. Katie Price Cleavage
    Sheppy
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    Yep, looks like a guy she’d date.

  3. Berenice Marlohe Cleavage BAFTA Awards
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    Nice dress. It’ll look even better crumpled up on my bedroom floor in the morning.

  4. Kim Catrall Derpface
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    Still would. [Looks at pants] Still wood.

  5. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
    Jman
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    Hahva Nageeluh Mutha Fucka. (He best not take that line for his next film either)

  6. Prince Charles Sheep
    meeps!
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    Been there, done that.
    And that one and that one…

  7. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    YAAR
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    Which one is her head?

  8. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    I think a guy that jumped bail in season one is still hiding under her boobs.

  9. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Ruth
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    Douche, douche, douche and the duck is coming shortly. Or not. Depends on her reflexes.

  10. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    YAAR
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    Excuse me! My tits are up here…right near my face.

  11. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
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    Danny Trejo’s innate badassery easily offsets the natural gayness of the Jonas Brothers.

  12. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    Jman
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    Hey Cam! Over here! I need a spot for this benchpress.

  13. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
    Arlene
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    What’s wrong hun? Your boyfriend didn’t give you a reach-around?

  14. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    That’s how you do a sexy flat ass, Kristen Stewart.

  15. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
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    Double oh seven inches in his left pocket.

  16. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    Deacon Jones
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    (….did I take the Adderall or Prozac when I got out of the car?….eh, I’ll just take another 3 of each)

  17. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Johnny P!
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    H&M finally got their edge!
    Only Spaz de la Hurtya can make a cheap $19.99 top and $24.99 skirt say: “I’ll drink you under the table, fuck you ’til your eyes cross, then kill ya, baby!”

  18. Katie Price Cleavage
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    Make way for the tits.

  19. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Jman
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    This is how they’ll come, looking like regular dickwads and then BOOM! They’ve blown up the Chateau Marmont.

  20. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Dress
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    “Oh ‘D’Js? I’m at the wrong event.”

  21. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
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    This is the most normal she’s looked in a long time.

  22. Olivia Munn Cleavage BAFTA Awards
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    She looks stunning here. Very well done.

  23. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Sheppy
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    They’re just… RIGHT THERE, aren’t they?

  24. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
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    Jesus David – go ahead… I know you wanna scratch it.

  25. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    Deacon Jones
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    Uh, is she pregnant and hammered, or just suffering from cirrhosis of the liver?

  26. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
    Ruth
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    THANK YOU.

  27. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    meeps!
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    This looks like the start of a joke.
    A bull mastiff and an afghan hound cross the street…

  28. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
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    Wow… I mean… just… wow…

  29. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
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    More of her in the future please, preferably in a bikini

  30. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
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    I like the lightning pattern running down the side of the dress. Makes her look fast. Like The Flash. I watch too much Justice League.

  31. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    ben dover
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    HEY ITS ONE OF THEM WALMART PHOTOS

  32. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
    Jman
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    Hans! Bubbie! You’ve got my moustache!

  33. Prince Charles Sheep
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    Not seen…the photographer’s assistant waving Kate Middleton’s thong.

  34. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Deacon Jones
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    HOLY FUCK.

    Why is this woman invited anywhere?

  35. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Let’s step away from the tragedy of her face for a second. What is up with her ass? Is she walking up a flight of stairs or something? Why is one cheek higher than the other like that?

    • PtC

      I’ll be literal larry here and say that’s not her ass cheek, it’s an unfortunate buckle in the fabric of her dress.

  36. Rose McGowan Cleavage
    jorge
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    boots made for walking…face made for radio

  37. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    popwilleatitself
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    Those clothes have magical hoisting properties.

  38. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    K-Tron
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    It’s not a good look when you’re Ellen Barkin from the neck up and Matthew McConnaughey from the neck down.

  39. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Deacon Jones
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    If I saw a woman in public that looked like this, I would insert my credit card into her cleavage and say “You’ve got 3 hours. Go.”

  40. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Radiodork
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    Dog the Bounty Hunter is colored “Hot Dog”.

  41. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Jerkposter
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    Fuck Breezy.

  42. Katie Price Cleavage
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    They gave the wrong one botox.

  43. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    little turtle head
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    Wow she’s fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!

  44. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    “I, Don Zaloog, being of sound mind, hereby declare that my dying wish, should I ever be at the point of no return, is to die with my face buried in Christina Hendricks’ massive sweater puppies.”

  45. Katie Price Cleavage
    mismy
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    Oh good, the ducklips trend has found its way to the male gender, more people to laugh at!

  46. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    popwilleatitself
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    What we can see appears to be about one fifth her actual breast size. I think her tits are the size of my apartment.

  47. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    Jman
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    They got names now? And they made a film about them? Now that’s a career in showbiz baby!

  48. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    It’s just as good from the side too. Why hasn’t she allowed a real doll company to make one with her physical dimensions yet? They’d make millions!

  49. Prince Charles Sheep
    anonymous
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    The shepherd’s dog brought the herd around so charles can size up his next sexual conquest.

  50. Kim Catrall Derpface
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    I am sorry, but I am fresh out of ‘horse race’/'Sarah Jessica Parker’ jokes.

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