Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”
Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,
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I like the drapes
You probably admire the décor while getting a blow job, too…Mr. Hogan.
Hahahhahaha that is the only part of the tape I watched because I thought it was a joke.. Nope, he really did that. LOL.
Hey wadya know! Turns out that iPhone has an app to remove bruises from pictures.
can it remove the bruises from the dead horse you’ve been beating?
You’re right, we should all forgive Chris Brown and just forget it ever happened. It’s not like he did anything serious.
I just thought I would make a good dead horse joke. And I did. I don’t really care if these famous people beat each other with pillow cases filled with money.
oh and .. ahh Didn’t Rihanna forgive him? Isn’t she boinking him again? seems like she herself doesnt think its serious so they can both go fuck themselves of a bridge
Likee very muchee.
There’s something about her.
Oh yeah…tits.
Nothing promotes retail sales like cheap gin and Virgina Slim Menthol 100′s.
Jessica Simpson’s doppelganger. Can be said for either of the two pictured.
Justin Biener will be by with his box of Legos to show those fools how REAL gangsta’s role, son!
Is Justin Biener the mexican Justin Bieber?
I still prefer my Sims’ in the Molly variety. Las Vegas!
gangsta puppets. watch out, we got some badasses over here.
You never go FULL Madonna.
“Tell them I am not signing anymore autographs today, Webster”
“My lord, these are literally sheep….”
Love that Obama’s first thing on his ‘To-Do’ list as newly re-elected president was to prank Putin.
Good times…
damn kate moss is still hot
it’s Bertney in 10 years!!
Most badass Bond of all time imo.
If she wants to continue her movie career, she is going to need more water and less clothing to wash that car.
Ha ha! I love shots from funhouse mirrors!
I’d nail her right then and there.
The twins have got to stop bring their friend around.
“I lOoK oLd…eeeewww…..I oNce FUCKED aN oLd MaN..mmmmmm”
Hulk smash!
Dude’s face is stuck like that permanently from motorboarding her.
I specifically said “Sexy Sheep” you damned commoner!
Just plain awesome. In everything.
One was addicted to drugs. The other addicted to getting punched in the face. Only one has successfully kicked the habit.
Wreck up from the neck up!
I know we won the cold war and everything, but isn’t this just rubbing it in?
Remember in high school, when the popular girls used to try and hook up their plain friend? That.
[Picture taken while watching a Red Lobster commercial]
She’s fucking sexy.
Btw, fucking top 25 DJs? Get the fuck out of here! Who gives a fuck? Rolling Stone must be desperate these days.
“So…yeah, I started using SPF 2, and now that big mole on my back doesn’t tingle or smell so bad…”
“BURGER KING. ME EAT THERE.”
Can’t be bothered to verify it, but i think that’s the name of a show she ho-hosts. No typo.
Larry, Moe and Curly…
Don’t insult real men by comparing these bozo’s to them. Hell, Cameron Diaz is more of a man then these pussies and rat put together.
Would fuck.
(I, know, I’m so classy)
Kudos for getting right to the point though…
Would Panettrate.
Torgo *slow clap* making a simple statement hilarious, very well done
I’d love some P90sex
Sad sparklecock.
“we represent the lollipop guild”
“Those look heavy Ma’am, may i hold them for you?”
Nice Jon Hamm impression.
Not bad at all. Looks like Candace Bailey with big tits.
That T-shirt dolphin is so embarrassed it’s trying to flee the scene.
looks like he’s finally trained his crotch to scratch itself now.
Her head must weigh 80 pounds ’cause it’s compressing her spine.
Not wearing a cup while playing football? He’s got balls.
This is Major League Soccer in the U.S. I don’t think the ball travels at anything remotely like dick-hurting speeds.
“I’m just having the mildest of strokes. No worries!”
They knew better than to hire Naomi Campbell for this job
Funny you should say that – Her Naominess and Kate Moss are in India together as we type, doing over-the-hill-supermodel-playing-in-3rd-world-backwater things with Indian royalty in Jodhpur. :-)
Mouth breathers.
You know that feeling you get when someone eyes your girlfriend? The guy in the red.
Well, hello!
You keep looking Ri-ri; there is coke in there somewhere.