The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.8.12

November 8th, 2012 // 545 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where we’ve got Brett Ratner just now hearing about Red Lobster’s Endless Shrimp promotion, that time someone forgot to sweep the sidewalks clear of any and all Rupert Sanders, the unfortunate graying pattern in Alan Rickman‘s moustache, cross-contamination, straight-up thugs, and the night A-Rod totally got drunk-dialed. “C’mmon stud, I won’t even tuck it..jusslike you like it.”

Drunk Nate Silver just wrote ’3lbs 6oz, 12 weeks premature, FAS, Father? Beyond statistical probability.’ in a maternity ward log,

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  1. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Deacon Jones
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    I like the drapes

  2. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    EricLr
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    Hey wadya know! Turns out that iPhone has an app to remove bruises from pictures.

    • bob

      can it remove the bruises from the dead horse you’ve been beating?

      • EricLr

        You’re right, we should all forgive Chris Brown and just forget it ever happened. It’s not like he did anything serious.

      • bob

        I just thought I would make a good dead horse joke. And I did. I don’t really care if these famous people beat each other with pillow cases filled with money.

      • bob

        oh and .. ahh Didn’t Rihanna forgive him? Isn’t she boinking him again? seems like she herself doesnt think its serious so they can both go fuck themselves of a bridge

  3. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
    Sheppy
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    Likee very muchee.

  4. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
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    There’s something about her.

    Oh yeah…tits.

  5. Paz De La Huerta Pregnant Drunk
    wanker
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    Nothing promotes retail sales like cheap gin and Virgina Slim Menthol 100′s.

  6. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Joe Simpson's Boy Toy
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    Jessica Simpson’s doppelganger. Can be said for either of the two pictured.

  7. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    ThisWillHurt
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    Justin Biener will be by with his box of Legos to show those fools how REAL gangsta’s role, son!

  8. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
    rantatonne
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    I still prefer my Sims’ in the Molly variety. Las Vegas!

  9. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    Sparky
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    gangsta puppets. watch out, we got some badasses over here.

  10. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
    meeps!
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    You never go FULL Madonna.

  11. Prince Charles Sheep
    Deacon Jones
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    “Tell them I am not signing anymore autographs today, Webster”

    “My lord, these are literally sheep….”

  12. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
    Johnny P!
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    Love that Obama’s first thing on his ‘To-Do’ list as newly re-elected president was to prank Putin.
    Good times…

  13. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    damn kate moss is still hot

  14. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Hugh Gentry
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    it’s Bertney in 10 years!!

  15. Daniel Craig Tux BAFTA Awards
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    Most badass Bond of all time imo.

  16. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    rantatonne
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    If she wants to continue her movie career, she is going to need more water and less clothing to wash that car.

  17. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    Ha ha! I love shots from funhouse mirrors!

  18. Geri Halliwell Legs Miniskirt
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    I’d nail her right then and there.

  19. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    MRF
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    The twins have got to stop bring their friend around.

  20. Kim Catrall Derpface
    Deacon Jones
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    “I lOoK oLd…eeeewww…..I oNce FUCKED aN oLd MaN..mmmmmm”

  21. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    Hulk smash!

  22. Katie Price Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Dude’s face is stuck like that permanently from motorboarding her.

  23. Prince Charles Sheep
    EricLr
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    I specifically said “Sexy Sheep” you damned commoner!

  24. Alan Rickman Gray Moustache Gambit Premiere
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    Just plain awesome. In everything.

  25. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
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    One was addicted to drugs. The other addicted to getting punched in the face. Only one has successfully kicked the habit.

  26. Bregje Heinen Butt Tight Dress Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Jessica Simpson's Left Tit
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    Wreck up from the neck up!

  27. The Jonas Brothers Danny Trejo Red Square
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    I know we won the cold war and everything, but isn’t this just rubbing it in?

  28. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    MRF
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    Remember in high school, when the popular girls used to try and hook up their plain friend? That.

  29. Brett Ratner Knit Hat Scarf
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    [Picture taken while watching a Red Lobster commercial]

  30. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Tight Dress
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    She’s fucking sexy.

    Btw, fucking top 25 DJs? Get the fuck out of here! Who gives a fuck? Rolling Stone must be desperate these days.

  31. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
    Deacon Jones
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    “So…yeah, I started using SPF 2, and now that big mole on my back doesn’t tingle or smell so bad…”

    “BURGER KING. ME EAT THERE.”

  32. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    rantatonne
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    Can’t be bothered to verify it, but i think that’s the name of a show she ho-hosts. No typo.

  33. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
    meeps!
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    Larry, Moe and Curly…

    • Brett Ratner's sweaty ass hair

      Don’t insult real men by comparing these bozo’s to them. Hell, Cameron Diaz is more of a man then these pussies and rat put together.

  34. Hayden Panettiere Legs Tight Dress
    Sheppy
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    Would fuck.

    (I, know, I’m so classy)

  35. Cameron Diaz Cleavage Man Arms Gambit Premiere
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    I’d love some P90sex

  36. Robert Pattinson The Today Show
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    Sad sparklecock.

  37. Beth Chapman Duane Chapman
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    “we represent the lollipop guild”

  38. Christina Hendricks Cleavage Ginger And Rosa Special Screeing AFI Fest
    rantatonne
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    “Those look heavy Ma’am, may i hold them for you?”

  39. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
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    Nice Jon Hamm impression.

  40. Jena Sims Cleavage Legs Spandex Dress
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    Not bad at all. Looks like Candace Bailey with big tits.

  41. Neima Khaila Chris Brown Cena Barhaghi Thugs
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    That T-shirt dolphin is so embarrassed it’s trying to flee the scene.

  42. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
    shonzie
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    looks like he’s finally trained his crotch to scratch itself now.

  43. Jessica Burciaga Butt Thong Twitter
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    Her head must weigh 80 pounds ’cause it’s compressing her spine.

  44. David Beckham Dickprint LA Galaxy
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    Not wearing a cup while playing football? He’s got balls.

  45. Melanie Griffith Obama Election Night Rally
    Johnny P!
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m just having the mildest of strokes. No worries!”

  46. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    kel
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    They knew better than to hire Naomi Campbell for this job

    • yenjvoy

      Funny you should say that – Her Naominess and Kate Moss are in India together as we type, doing over-the-hill-supermodel-playing-in-3rd-world-backwater things with Indian royalty in Jodhpur. :-)

  47. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    Ruth
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    Mouth breathers.

  48. Prince Charles Sheep
    Commented on this photo:

    You know that feeling you get when someone eyes your girlfriend? The guy in the red.

  49. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Butt Yoga Pants
    Sheppy
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    Well, hello!

  50. Rihanna Naked Kate Moss Underwear Twitter
    Jman
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    You keep looking Ri-ri; there is coke in there somewhere.

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