The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.7.13

November 7th, 2013 // 452 Comments

If you noticed the black space on either side of this pic, you’re doing it wrong.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be such a mixed bag of sexual innuendo and unfortunately awful looking humans that I honestly feel a little ashamed of it. I mean, I know that with maliciously gleeful intent, I chose to put Liberty Ross‘ nipples into your brain, then slam it directly with Steven Tyler‘s androgynous mouth of horror. Then there’s Nick Nolte in a liquor store, a picture that I can’t understand how it hasn’t been the only picture of him in the past year.

Haha, he’s dying slowly from alcoholism! GET IT?! I’m the devil,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Ignoring Autograph Seeker TAG Heuer 50th Birthday Party For Carrera Watch
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    “Mr. Lenin! Mr. Lenin!! Please to sign my manifesto?”

  2. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Dark complexion + blonde hair + shitty star tattoos = Unflattering

  3. Leonardo DiCaprio Ignoring Autograph Seeker TAG Heuer 50th Birthday Party For Carrera Watch
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    Is that his Michael Shannon impersonation?

  4. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
    journalschism
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    “Watch the stool, sir–”
    “FUCK YOU! I DIDN’T SHIT MYSELF! THAT ONLY HAPPENED ONCE, GODDAMMIT! GO FUCK YOURSELVES!”
    “The…stepstool in front of you sir.”

  5. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    “I do so love the show with you, the twink scientist, the half-twink scientist, the Jew astronaut and the daft blonde. So. What are you doing out here, chap?”

  6. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    She’s officially gone over to the mon dieu side.

  7. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
    journalschism
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    How many times did he hear, “Kid, your mommy’s looking for you!” that day?

  8. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    “Like my new hair color? It’s ‘I Hate Black Presidents’ blonde.”

  9. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
    Dox
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    *Theory:
    When expelled gas from an overripe vaginal tract, mixes with the tiny amounts of desperation and hopelessness found in silicon implants, a small pocket of anti-gravity/anti-reality is formed. Thus allowing a top heavy, beefy woman to balance her entire weight on paper thin wrists that have seen far too many handcuffs.

  10. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
    Dox
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    The look is ruined by dirty roots, and cheap jailhouse tattoos.

  11. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    ” Can I use the bathroom ?”
    “I’m sorry Mr.Nolte what did you say ?”
    “Nevermind”

  12. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    This regiment is known informally as the ‘Assmen’.

  13. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Miss! Ok, now it’s your turn.

  14. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Hayley Joel Osment – The world’s only full grown midget.

  15. Ireland Baldwin Bra Black And White Instagram
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    She really really wants attention, doesn’t she?

  16. Brody Jenner Posing With Random Chicks Oaks Day
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    Where did the horse on the left place in the race?

  17. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Wow… that got out of hand quickly.

  18. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Got enough plastic surgery going on there Pickler?

  19. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    Never get tired of The Hudge and her hot little body.

  20. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    This is just sad. And why is he wearing gloves? What? he’s not wearing gloves? Wow… this just got sadder!

  21. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Looks like someone raided Walter Hudson’s closet.

  22. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
    Cmndr_Bytes
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    “so I spilled coffee on my pants do you have anything I can wear?!” –”You! Camera 3 guy!. Giver her your pants now!”

  23. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    Sexiest man alive 1992

  24. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Maybe a reporter just told Tim McGraw that it was really John Hamm behind him and he went for the kill.

  25. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    how has this kid done 0 Tolkien movies? He’s a natural hobbit

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    She knows she’s not on Boardwalk Empire anymore right? Shesh, some people take this method thing too far.

  27. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
    PassingTrue
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    Damn, you’re right. These Lucky Charms are magically delicious.

  28. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    You could dutch oven a family of four in there.

  29. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
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    The charades game was tied and the next word was “weathervane.” Frankly the other team never saw what hit them.

  30. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Somewhere a picnic table is getting damp

  31. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Not quite Stoddened

  32. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    I never thought I’d look at someone’s face and think “Nordic baseball glove”…

  33. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
    Female
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    HOLY FUCK.

  34. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    The.
    Fuck.
    Happened here.

  35. Steven Tyler Rainbow Jacket Painted Toenails
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    Noooo, Jeremy! Not Betheny Frenkel!

  36. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    Wow her hair grows really fast *snort*

  37. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    Looks like someone just saw the new Thor movie.

  38. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    “I was told we’d be playing Canasta.”

  39. January Jones Bra Open Blouse In-N-Out Burger Bag
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    Jon Hamm: Hey, isn’t January in this scene?
    Matthew Weiner: [grins] We told her we were on location in Los Feliz today.
    Hamm: And you didn’t send her a car, did you?

  40. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    That looks about right

  41. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    I just want to get from my car to the office without being confronted by the decay of western society!…

  42. Dita Von Teese Lingerie Line Launch Myer
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    Under the lace and makeup she looks so incredibly plain.

  43. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
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    Yeah, I take you seriously. Really. Honest.

  44. Miranda Lambert Keith Urban 47th CMA Awards Performance
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    Don’t tell Nicole he’s been looking at other droids.

  45. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    The Spanish Courtney Love.

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