The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.7.13

November 7th, 2013 // 452 Comments

If you noticed the black space on either side of this pic, you’re doing it wrong.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be such a mixed bag of sexual innuendo and unfortunately awful looking humans that I honestly feel a little ashamed of it. I mean, I know that with maliciously gleeful intent, I chose to put Liberty Ross‘ nipples into your brain, then slam it directly with Steven Tyler‘s androgynous mouth of horror. Then there’s Nick Nolte in a liquor store, a picture that I can’t understand how it hasn’t been the only picture of him in the past year.

Haha, he’s dying slowly from alcoholism! GET IT?! I’m the devil,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Brody Jenner Posing With Random Chicks Oaks Day
    JimBB
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    All we really know is that the disease started somewhere in Australia, and we’re almost all gone now.

  2. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Whose idea was it to invite Paz to an event dedicated to distinguished women?

  3. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
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    I guess there is one British boy bander who isn’t a homosexual.

  4. Miranda Lambert Keith Urban 47th CMA Awards Performance
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    Nothing like a down under finger job.

  5. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Growing up just didn’t work for him.

  6. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Faith’s face never recovered from her loss to Carrie Underwood.

  7. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    Is her wardrobe all Mom clothes now?

  8. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    No wonder her ex-husband cheated on her. She seems emotionless.

  9. January Jones Bra Open Blouse In-N-Out Burger Bag
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    How can someone so cold, dull, and boring have such a terrible sense of fashion? Oh, right.

  10. Miranda Lambert Keith Urban 47th CMA Awards Performance
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    Coulda rid ourselves of a lot of Republicans if Al Qaeda had thought to hit these guys during the show.

  11. Ireland Baldwin Bra Black And White Instagram
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    Wow.

  12. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Anyone who wants to see this woman naked is fucked up in the head.

  13. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    Stick a fork in this one, she’s done. Nice will it lasted, I guess.

  14. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Her nips are in hunting mode. Looking for a new man.

  15. Leonardo DiCaprio Ignoring Autograph Seeker TAG Heuer 50th Birthday Party For Carrera Watch
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    Nothing like toilet oysters to loosen the tie.

  16. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    Q. How many asses in this picture?

  17. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Fucking clown.

  18. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Somebody sat on an airhose

  19. Brody Jenner Posing With Random Chicks Oaks Day
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    Brody Jenner is rich?? Fuck. There is a god and His name is Satan.

  20. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    B!
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    I would leave that British guy’s wife and kids too.

  21. Neil Patrick Harris David Blaine Nothing To Hide Opening Night
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    Appropriately named event

  22. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    wow! just…wow

  23. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    Anyone wanna take bets on how much longer that marriage will last?

  24. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
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    The pimp hand is strong with this one.

  25. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Hello, Mr. Talley? This is Yankee Stadium… it’s raining and you said you’d have the tarp back by 8 A.M.

  26. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    He should team up with Jonah Hill in a movie called “Disproportionate.”

  27. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    Little bit underwhelming here.

  28. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
    cc
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    See? That’s how you do it. ‘I’m a guy and I’m going to look at her ass….just like THIS.’

  29. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    (in hoarse, raspy voice)
    “You’re out of Goldschlager!?!”

  30. Dita Von Teese Lingerie Line Launch Myer
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    I love her. So sexy.

  31. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
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    She should be dating Haley Joel Osment.

  32. Steven Tyler Rainbow Jacket Painted Toenails
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    I’d hang with Badger too…you tried the meth that guy has?

  33. Leonardo DiCaprio Ignoring Autograph Seeker TAG Heuer 50th Birthday Party For Carrera Watch
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    “What? Is that an ass I haven’t tapped yet?”

  34. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    I would ravage that.

  35. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
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    Down’s Syndrome face.

  36. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Master Billy Quizboy, co-founder of Conjectural Technologies.

  37. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    For $5 Kris will let you try on Khloe’s clothes.

  38. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    cc
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    I guess head/body donor matching isn’t important.

  39. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    She’d look pretty hot if that cap was just four feet longer.

  40. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    ” ‘Ello, chap! I hear you have donkeys because they are sterile and cannot reproduce from the men fucking them all night? Jolly good idea, jolly good!”

  41. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
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    I love a fit woman. Stay sexy Coco.

  42. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
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    That is impressive, but can you hold your arms out in front of you and clap your hands?

  43. Selena Gomez Butt Booty Shorts Upskirt
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    This is terribly disappointing.

  44. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
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    He needs to flap his arms and yell “Dink dink dink!” whenever he moves

  45. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    I’d get in that ass.

  46. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    Down and Out In….Everywhere.

  47. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    This is a distinguished woman in the arts??

  48. Miranda Lambert Keith Urban 47th CMA Awards Performance
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    White people.

  49. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    More like Bleach Mom. Or Bleeech Mom.

  50. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    Wishing he borrowed Prince Harry’s Nazi uniform.

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