The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.7.13

November 7th, 2013 // 452 Comments

If you noticed the black space on either side of this pic, you’re doing it wrong.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be such a mixed bag of sexual innuendo and unfortunately awful looking humans that I honestly feel a little ashamed of it. I mean, I know that with maliciously gleeful intent, I chose to put Liberty Ross‘ nipples into your brain, then slam it directly with Steven Tyler‘s androgynous mouth of horror. Then there’s Nick Nolte in a liquor store, a picture that I can’t understand how it hasn’t been the only picture of him in the past year.

Haha, he’s dying slowly from alcoholism! GET IT?! I’m the devil,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Why is Camilla standing in line?

  2. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    dennis
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    He stands for a photo like a toddler.

  3. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    JimBB
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    And then one sad day, the little boy’s body stopped growing…but his head didn’t.

  4. January Jones Bra Open Blouse In-N-Out Burger Bag
    Really ?
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    My beers getting warm…let me hold it up to the screen a little.

  5. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
    Flatliner
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    Our favourite bluebird of drunkeness in its natural habitat

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
    dennis
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    Still hot but I prefer the longer hair.

  7. Steven Tyler Rainbow Jacket Painted Toenails
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Steven and his gang of saucy outlaws.

  8. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
    Inner Retard
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    Tom Berenger talked about his dream of becoming a dark haired latina for years. But no one believed him.

  9. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
    Really ?
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    Is there such a thing as entire human camel toe ? And if so, what is the term for it ?

  10. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
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    You have earned my respect Max George.

  11. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    dennis
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    She’s looking old here.

  12. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
    JimBB
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    Why does every pretty girl in Hollywood go through that phase where they feel the need to turn to their hairdresser and say “Can you make me look more like Link from Legend of Zelda?”

  13. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    If it’s 2013 and the Indian military has a donkey regiment, the non violent independence was a smart choice.

  14. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    This is just hilarious.

  15. Neil Patrick Harris David Blaine Nothing To Hide Opening Night
    JimBB
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    The one on the left looks really gay.

  16. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
    Heywood Jablomie
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    Come at me Bro.
    Somebody had to say it.

  17. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    (Says nothing, starts googling “Maria Menounos bukkake” with high hopes.)

  18. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
    anonymous
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    Funny thing is she looks much healthier than that Paz de la Whore chick.

  19. Selena Gomez Butt Booty Shorts Upskirt
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    Skip the underpants next time.

  20. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    JimBB
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    She’ll never be as hot again as she was in The Professional.

  21. Leonardo DiCaprio Ignoring Autograph Seeker TAG Heuer 50th Birthday Party For Carrera Watch
    Inner Retard
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    He just ate something he did not agree with. Or just didn’t agree on a high enough price to finish.

  22. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
    Derp
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    Is it sad that I thought this was Lindsay Lohan?

  23. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
    anonymous
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    Damn that’s impressive especially with half her body weight in fake parts.

  24. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Lezbehonest.

  25. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
    JimBB
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    Give me another 48 bottles.

  26. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    Cock Dr
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    I blame the Frenchie husband for this notable drop in her hotness level.

  27. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
    JimBB
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    The elite 48th Mounted Mule Division.

  28. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
    Skeeter
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    I’d like to tongue and bang her asshole.

  29. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    What could I say that life hasn’t already said?

  30. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
    Flatliner
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    Nope, not fake at all…

  31. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
    JimBB
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    She should hook up with Steven Tyler in the previous pic and have leather babies.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Bra Black And White Instagram
    Rasputin's Evil Twin
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    Ah, Hollywood Glamour-Bondage photography, a forgotten art.

    I always wondered what Dita vone Teese would look like as a Bond Girl.

  33. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    Yeah. This looks about right.

  34. Rebecca Gayheart Eric Dane Red Face Healthy Child Healthy Worlds Mom On A Mission Awards & Gala
    JimBB
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    Their motto for the event this year was “A healthy child is one not standing in front of Rebecca’s SUV.”

  35. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    cc
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    How do photographer survive these sessions. Do they take masturbation breaks?

  36. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    If it’s all the same, I think I’ll take death instead.

  37. Steven Tyler Rainbow Jacket Painted Toenails
    Inner Retard
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    Maybe not the man you want to invite to the capital of fashion.

  38. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nipple, cameltoe, and frankly daylight have been ruined beyond comprehension.

  39. January Jones Bra Open Blouse In-N-Out Burger Bag
    JimBB
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    Not pictured: kid crying up in dumpster.

  40. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
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    This short hair bullshit needs to stop.

  41. Dita Von Teese Lingerie Line Launch Myer
    Rasputin's Evil twin
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    Dita as a Bond girl!

    Thank you, Fish. You’ve made two lonely Russian alcoholic madmen very happy.

  42. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
    Cock Dr
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    Charlie has bigger ears than the mules.

  43. Neil Patrick Harris David Blaine Nothing To Hide Opening Night
    fred
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    Nothing to hide . . . except the sausage.

  44. Dita Von Teese Lingerie Line Launch Myer
    JimBB
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    It’s from her new “Shit You Think Your Boyfriend Will Find Sexy, When All He Really Wants is Anal” collection.

  45. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
    brick
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    Would anyone be surprised if he’s, you know, Next?

  46. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
    Inner Retard
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    I can never unsee this. Photo Boy must pay. Where is my Voodoo doll.

  47. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
    JimBB
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    The Golgothan!!

  48. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Shut down the rest of Instagram. Kelly Brook’s account is the only one this planet needs.

  49. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    I see buffet tables!

  50. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Nothing says Distinguished Woman like someone who excretes Stoli.

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