The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.7.13

November 7th, 2013 // 452 Comments

If you noticed the black space on either side of this pic, you’re doing it wrong.

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, which happens to be such a mixed bag of sexual innuendo and unfortunately awful looking humans that I honestly feel a little ashamed of it. I mean, I know that with maliciously gleeful intent, I chose to put Liberty Ross‘ nipples into your brain, then slam it directly with Steven Tyler‘s androgynous mouth of horror. Then there’s Nick Nolte in a liquor store, a picture that I can’t understand how it hasn’t been the only picture of him in the past year.

Haha, he’s dying slowly from alcoholism! GET IT?! I’m the devil,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    Just when I thought I was done masturbating for the day.

  2. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Dinklage got a haircut?

  3. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
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    It helps that her implants are helium-filled.

  4. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    Fuck you!

  5. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
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    Love the short hair. The boner, not so much.

  6. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
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    Finally a real man that has his priorities straight. Finally someone brings honor back the spices.

  7. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Looks like someone is already grabbing their award.

  8. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    I thought it was Caroline Boyer, Luke Bryan, Tim McGraw, and a lady from Caesar’s Palace.

  9. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Bryan
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    Kelly Brook is the best thing.

  10. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    Looks like a marionette without strings.

  11. Coco Cleavage Sports Bra Split Stretch Instagram
    it had to be said
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    Good for Ice T. And anyone trying to drive a Mini into her cootch.

  12. Neil Patrick Harris David Blaine Nothing To Hide Opening Night
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    About to make some magic.

  13. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Inner Retard
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    wor·ship (wûr sh p) v.: from the Merriam-Webster Dictionary: The reverent love and devotion accorded a deity, idol, sacred object, or Kelly Brook. Mostly, Kelly Brook.

  14. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
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    Still hot

  15. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Benecio del Toro is looking rough these days.

  16. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    She’s come a long way since Baywatch.

  17. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    “I’ll take one…..of everything.”

  18. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    I would sexually disappoint and prematurely ejaculate all over that.

  19. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
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    This could just as easily have said, “Nick Nolte at home.”

  20. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Hey, America, Is this blackface yet?

  21. Liberty Ross Nipples No Bra See Through Top 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    Looks like nippage, but I’m not at Liberty to say.

  22. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    Please stop giving her any more coverage. Please.

  23. Prince Charles Meeting Indian Troops
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    Oooh, India bought the new AH-65 Juan Valdez attack donkey from Mexico. Pakistan and China are so screwed.

  24. Nick Nolte In Liquor Store
    Sheppy
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    Surprised that all the photos of him aren’t in a liquor store. Or gutter. Liquor store or gutter.

    • TobiasMerriweather

      Yeah the dude used to love the booze section of Ralphs on PCH – before the construction and Starbucks addition.
      Who buys alcohol before 9AM – Nick Nolte did…

  25. Max George Checking Out Maria Menounos Butt The Wanted Extra
    Inner Retard
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    I’d love to see a gangbang with her in the center.

  26. Andre Leon Talley Flowing Gown WSJ Magazines Innovator Of The Year Awards
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    Here we see Andre Leon Talley trying on tents.

  27. Tan Mom Nipples No Bra Turtleneck
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    Is it still euthanasia if someone does it from a speeding car?

  28. Gisele Bundchen Cleavage Legs Spandex Minidress
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    Still Tom Brady’s best wide receiver.

  29. Kellan Lutz Fingerless Gloves Knit Hat
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    “Sup bros.”

  30. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    Flatliner
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    This photo is just freaky…can’t decide if its the angle from which the pic was taken or the pose…and does Snow White know he’s out of character?.

  31. Rebecca Gayheart Eric Dane Red Face Healthy Child Healthy Worlds Mom On A Mission Awards & Gala
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    he looks sooooo embarassed to be standing with her in front of that backdrop…

  32. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    renotastic
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    Isn’t he has-been enough to write a children’s book?

  33. Vanessa Hudgens Butt Yoga Pants
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    Her pants are purple people eaters.

  34. Peter Dinklage Bubble Coat Knit Hat
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    He looks like we caught him sniffing up those lines on the ground.

  35. Selena Gomez Butt Booty Shorts Upskirt
    Inner Retard
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    I am desperately trying to think of something to say that does not include the words “turbo fart”.

  36. Kellie Pickler Cleavage 47th CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    If this girl’s still sticking around, she’s much smarter than the rest of them.

  37. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
    Really ?
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    If we’re still trying to get the Arabs and Israeli’s to agree on one thing…how have we missed this womans doability from the agenda for so long ?

  38. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
    Really ?
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    Oh behalf of the United Kingdom..who, who, who and who ?

  39. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
    Flatliner
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    I guess sunlight wasn’t fatal for this vampire

  40. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    Really ?
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    “There is another (dinklage).”

  41. Kelly Brook Cleavage Lingerie Instagram
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    All other women pale in comparison.

  42. Jennifer Lawrence Pixie Haircut Yahoo Q&A Session
    Inner Retard
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    I generally don’t like short hair for women but she makes it work. The tits hanging out helps too.

  43. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Fat Weight Gain Belly See Through Dress 8th MOCA Awards To Distinguished Woman In The Arts Luncheon
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    She looks like she just got done snorting cocaine off a dirty floor.

  44. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
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    Didn’t Faith Hill used to be attractive?

  45. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    Heywood Jablomie
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    She was never much to look at, but this takes it to a whole new level.

  46. Tim McGraw Grabbing Luke Bryans Dick Caroline Boyer Faith Hill 47th Annual CMA Awards Red Carpet
    JimBB
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    BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN JOKES INCOMING!!!

  47. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
    john
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    I see dead careers

  48. Neil Patrick Harris David Blaine Nothing To Hide Opening Night
    Really ?
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    Did I click through to upthearsecorner.com somehow ?

  49. Natalie Portman Thor The Dark World Afterparty
    Flatliner
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    Is this a pregnancy outfit?

  50. Haley Joel Osment Alpha House And Betas Amazon Original Series Premieres Launch Party
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    I wish I was seeing dead people in this picture.

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