The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.5.15

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed that starts with Alyssa Arce’s side boob and ends with a Final Five of a pornstar named Cherry, so if you ever hear me telling someone that my job is jerking off homeless guys under a bridge, hopefully you’ll understand why. Would it be better to tell people I’ve made a career out of finding pics like Derek Hough looking at a 17-year-old’s ass, or Katy Perry’s camel toe? No, it wouldn’t and there’s only so many Communications major’s suicides I’ll have on my soul. We lie to protect the ones we love! *runs away crying*

THE SUPERFICIAL | AboutFacebookTwitter

Photo: AKM-GSI, Fame/Flynet, Getty, Instagram