The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.3.11

November 3rd, 2011 // 541 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a whole bunch of people I honestly didn’t even look at because I’m still getting the hang of this new-fangled site. Hopefully Photo Boy didn’t load this thing with nothing but Jennifer Aniston pics. Kid loves those fripples. Anyway, most of you guys seem to be digging the new format, so bear with us while we do a little experimenting/tinkering with the gallery placement. I’m like a child with a new hooker!

Also, the double post problem plaguing RSS and subsequently the mobile site, Twitter, Yahoo, etc. should be fixed at some point today, so huge apologies on that.

You can hold my hand if you get scared,

- The Superficial

Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Kim Kardashian
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    KIm challenged Shatner to a simulated dick sucking contest….

  2. William Shatner
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    …he wins!

  3. Tara Reid
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    The photographer should have to send 90% of the fee to Adobe– for Photoshop royalties based on the % of the image.

  4. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Moo cow cash cunt in damage control mode.

  5. Tara Reid
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Was she actually dipped into a vat of heavy cream foundation?

  6. Tara Reid
    stratacat
    Commented on this photo:

    i was gonna say, “damn, i though that was tara reid,” and then the universe imploded.

  7. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that her nip or an enormous pasty?
    Let’s ask that guy. He’s got a much better view.

  8. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    So we finally have the black microphone pictured and her mouth is closed. I believe this is the beginning of the end. REPENT SINNERS!

  9. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What the hell kind of deal with the devil did this douchebag make? He is so ordinary looking. He looks like a pizza delivery kid.

  10. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    “For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the chick that became famous because I let a guy piss on me in a video. Additionally, I just committed fraud in front of millions of people.”

  11. William Shatner
    Commented on this photo:

    Jeez, what does everyone want to be like Kim Kardashian now?

  12. Deborah Ann Woll Tight Dress
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope those are pastiches because I’ve been wanting to see those nips for so long. I would be greatly disappointed of she had nipcakes.

  13. Dane Cook Girlfriend Sports Bra Jogging
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    That chick has a nice rack. Everything else, not so much.

  14. Kate Middleton
    Commented on this photo:

    “Why yes, my country once held yours as a colony and exploited your people. But let’s not let that come between us and your new position as my hat holder.”

  15. Lamar Odom Babershop
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    How much does a bald guy pay for a hair cut ?

  16. Tara Reid
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing they released ‘PhotoShop Extreme Pro 2012′ early or we would not have been able to publish these photographs today.

  17. Ali Larter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Time to put away the fake Halloween choppers. I know they’re fun, but that time is past.

  18. Richard Gere
    Commented on this photo:

    Must… clench… anus… Gerbil… is…..still…. aliveeee..

  19. Tara Reid
    Oscar
    Commented on this photo:

    This just goes to show: all the Photoshop in the world cannot make her boobs point straight…

  20. Deborah Ann Woll Tight Dress
    DogBoy
    Commented on this photo:

    Yum… nipcakes. Make mine with butter and syrup.

  21. Kate Middleton
    Commented on this photo:

    If that were Paris Hilton……well she wouldn’t be next to that guy so I won’t even go there.

  22. Deborah Ann Woll Tight Dress
    Nippin2011
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Nipples! Hold me!

  23. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    “Uh hum…. Uh hum…. yeah…. Get right on that… uh hum…Yeah wardrobe will be right over…. uh hum… yeah….”

  24. Megan Fox Tight Jeans Sweater
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Not her best look, but her (fake) boobs do look perky in that outfit.

  25. Lamar Odom Babershop
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Uncle Luke? Dang he had to go all the way to Australia to find a job?

  26. La Toya Jackson
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Her plastic surgeon should give her back the money.

  27. Kate Middleton
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, but I still don’t understand why starving children in Africa need $100 bottles of the Kardashian’s “LOVE” perfume. Shouldn’t we be sending them food or something else ?”

  28. Diddy Helps Homeless
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll let this slide considering how awesome he was in Get him to the Greek.

  29. AnnaLynne McCord Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    Fry still can’t believe he is still a delivery boy but decided it does have some benefits.

  30. Megan Fox Tight Jeans Sweater
    Commented on this photo:

    So Megan, are you going to an auditio… BUAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA

  31. Richard Gere
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “My god Richard, the hamster looks enormous on that IMAX screen. However did you get that inside you ?”

  32. Kate Middleton
    Commented on this photo:

    Black as tar! You can reroof the entire palace with that guy.

  33. Lamar Odom Babershop
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Sloretrashian otherwise they’d throw him out of the country also.

  34. Deborah Ann Woll Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    She knows how to garner some attention. Saucer nipples under a sheer top. Works EVERY time.

  35. Tara Reid
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    Madam Trussard, or CGI?

  36. asdf

    Fish, the RSS feed is screwed up. Just FYI.

  37. Kirsten Dunst Pale Legs
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    Miss Super Juggs here, has some nice legs

  38. Kim Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    STOP WITH THE KIM K PICS AND POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  39. Richard Gere
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder where the Richard Gere gerbil story originated from? Oh, that’s right his anus.

  40. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    Commented on this photo:

    Good thing about wonk eye is that you can look at 2 cameras at once and save some flashbulbs in the process.

  41. Deborah Ann Woll Tight Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hiiiiiii!!! Hello!!!! Face is up here!!!!”

  42. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    your mom
    Commented on this photo:

    I see hate sex. Dirty, dirty, hate sex.

  43. Lamar Odom Babershop
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Lamar, I understand that Khloe’s mom controls everything you do, but you really don’t need to keep coming in for a trim. You don’t got no hair !”.

  44. Megan Fox Tight Jeans Sweater
    Commented on this photo:

    At first I thought it was JHO, then I looked for the ass.

  45. La Toya Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    Kill it with fire!

  46. La Toya Jackson
    Commented on this photo:

    So that’s what happens when you leave those wick candles burning too long.

  47. Justin Timberlake Amanda Seyfried In Time
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “Does anybody know what we are doing here ?. Everybody just wait, I’ll call somebody and find out what we are supposed to do.”

  48. Whitney Houston
    Commented on this photo:

    “oh, I want to do drugs with somebody that wants to.”

  49. Tara Reid
    tom
    Commented on this photo:

    The amateur who used photoshop on that picture should be killed.

  50. Amber Heard Butt Tight Dress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman is close to a “10″.
    I have to deduct a few fractions of a point because she doesn’t like cock, and that makes no damned sense to me. That body was made for deep penile penatration. I can hear the weeping from the straight males….so sad.

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