Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring a whole bunch of people I honestly didn’t even look at because I’m still getting the hang of this new-fangled site. Hopefully Photo Boy didn’t load this thing with nothing but Jennifer Aniston pics. Kid loves those fripples. Anyway, most of you guys seem to be digging the new format, so bear with us while we do a little experimenting/tinkering with the gallery placement. I’m like a child with a new hooker!
Also, the double post problem plaguing RSS and subsequently the mobile site, Twitter, Yahoo, etc. should be fixed at some point today, so huge apologies on that.
You can hold my hand if you get scared,
- The Superficial
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KIm challenged Shatner to a simulated dick sucking contest….
…he wins!
The photographer should have to send 90% of the fee to Adobe– for Photoshop royalties based on the % of the image.
Moo cow cash cunt in damage control mode.
+ 1 … Kunt with a K, trashier that way.
Love this comment. But is this really damage control, or just more spotlight and theater for the moo cow?
Was she actually dipped into a vat of heavy cream foundation?
i was gonna say, “damn, i though that was tara reid,” and then the universe imploded.
Is that her nip or an enormous pasty?
Let’s ask that guy. He’s got a much better view.
new zoom function FTW. But we need at least 400% just to identify any sort of bewbs on this girl.
Hellz yes. Beats using the browser’s zoom.
The zoom fails to answer the critical question.
It’s a nipple cover…sheesh.
So we finally have the black microphone pictured and her mouth is closed. I believe this is the beginning of the end. REPENT SINNERS!
The head of the microphone isn’t black, that’s why her mouth is closed. Cannot. compute.
What the hell kind of deal with the devil did this douchebag make? He is so ordinary looking. He looks like a pizza delivery kid.
Let’s see, he has money, is charming, is in movies, can sing, leads an exciting life . . .
He was in a boy band and he still looks about 15 years old.
“For those of you who don’t know me, I’m the chick that became famous because I let a guy piss on me in a video. Additionally, I just committed fraud in front of millions of people.”
Jeez, what does everyone want to be like Kim Kardashian now?
I hope those are pastiches because I’ve been wanting to see those nips for so long. I would be greatly disappointed of she had nipcakes.
That chick has a nice rack. Everything else, not so much.
“Why yes, my country once held yours as a colony and exploited your people. But let’s not let that come between us and your new position as my hat holder.”
How much does a bald guy pay for a hair cut ?
Good thing they released ‘PhotoShop Extreme Pro 2012′ early or we would not have been able to publish these photographs today.
Time to put away the fake Halloween choppers. I know they’re fun, but that time is past.
Must… clench… anus… Gerbil… is…..still…. aliveeee..
This just goes to show: all the Photoshop in the world cannot make her boobs point straight…
That was my exact thought upon seeing this picture
Yum… nipcakes. Make mine with butter and syrup.
Ew! They are giant puffies!
Yeah, they’re like the size of boobs!
Brown boobs on boobs!
If that were Paris Hilton……well she wouldn’t be next to that guy so I won’t even go there.
Holy Nipples! Hold me!
“Uh hum…. Uh hum…. yeah…. Get right on that… uh hum…Yeah wardrobe will be right over…. uh hum… yeah….”
Not her best look, but her (fake) boobs do look perky in that outfit.
Is that Uncle Luke? Dang he had to go all the way to Australia to find a job?
Her plastic surgeon should give her back the money.
Do you honestly expect a guy who operates out of a dumpster in West L.A. to refund any money?
So what does $5 buy these days?
OMG!!
“Ok, but I still don’t understand why starving children in Africa need $100 bottles of the Kardashian’s “LOVE” perfume. Shouldn’t we be sending them food or something else ?”
I’ll let this slide considering how awesome he was in Get him to the Greek.
Fry still can’t believe he is still a delivery boy but decided it does have some benefits.
“Well as long as that guy over there said you could come in while I undress, then I guess it’s OK.”
So Megan, are you going to an auditio… BUAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA
haha too sweet – cue up the price is right loser music
“My god Richard, the hamster looks enormous on that IMAX screen. However did you get that inside you ?”
Black as tar! You can reroof the entire palace with that guy.
that’s racist. next thing you’ll say is the oil light goes on when he gets in the car right?
No, most likely he’ll say that the man is part of the elite corps of ex-kindle woodmen.
Oh shit….
Oil light FTMFW!!!
man, shut up
lol, all of you…..bravo……and the Emmy award goes to……ANY GUY for oil light comment.
It’s a good thing his last name isn’t Sloretrashian otherwise they’d throw him out of the country also.
She knows how to garner some attention. Saucer nipples under a sheer top. Works EVERY time.
Madam Trussard, or CGI?
Looks like the inflatable version.
Fish, the RSS feed is screwed up. Just FYI.
Miss Super Juggs here, has some nice legs
I like that. “Super Juggs” can be her new name. Either that or “Cream of Wheat Teeth.”
STOP WITH THE KIM K PICS AND POSTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Ditto
I can imagine what you would have been like 75 years ago. “Stop with the Hitler posts! If you all stopped blogging about him, he’d go away!” (They had Internet in the ’30s, right?)
Don’t be naive this site is one of the many that get paid to publish shit about the K family
I wonder where the Richard Gere gerbil story originated from? Oh, that’s right his anus.
Good thing about wonk eye is that you can look at 2 cameras at once and save some flashbulbs in the process.
“Hiiiiiii!!! Hello!!!! Face is up here!!!!”
I see hate sex. Dirty, dirty, hate sex.
“Lamar, I understand that Khloe’s mom controls everything you do, but you really don’t need to keep coming in for a trim. You don’t got no hair !”.
At first I thought it was JHO, then I looked for the ass.
I did as well.
Who are you referring to?
Kill it with fire!
So that’s what happens when you leave those wick candles burning too long.
“Does anybody know what we are doing here ?. Everybody just wait, I’ll call somebody and find out what we are supposed to do.”
“oh, I want to do drugs with somebody that wants to.”
The amateur who used photoshop on that picture should be killed.
This woman is close to a “10″.
I have to deduct a few fractions of a point because she doesn’t like cock, and that makes no damned sense to me. That body was made for deep penile penatration. I can hear the weeping from the straight males….so sad.
[sobbing uncontrollably]
[stroking uncontrollaby.....penis weeps for her]
I starting weeping several pics ago.
Keep crying boys, every picture is making becoming a lesbian more and more appealing.
“Deep” penile penetration, specifically? Fuck it, I’m out.
fap fap fap fap fap fap
Wait a sec…she said in an interview that she loves women AND men, and for now she’s in a relationship with a woman. So all hope’s not lost. And if she does go back to men and we find out she swallows, that would make her a ten who swallows…which equals a twelve!
Because then you would TOTALLY have a chance with her.
probably 9.8/10