Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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It’s very cruel actually, I heard they put ground up glass on her gums to make it look like she is talking!
Old man in tux: “Oh Ms. Loren, I’ve wanted to do this to you since I was a little boy!”
Leslie Mann, show us your canns.
Watch “The Change Up” about twenty minutes in. It is worth it.
Holy crap, did you see that picture of Christina Aguilera’s ass on the Superficial?
“Sorry about making you fly all the way here in a suit case. It’s just that I did’t have a ticket for you and you’re not my kid.”
Hoodie, jacket, hat, hot coffee, and shorts… I thought it was cold, but it must just be douche outside.
LESLIE: “Buh bye! I’m on my way to audition for another one of my husband’s movies! Gosh…I HOPE I get the part!”
FINALLY, something a Cyrus would RECOGNIZE in a bookstore!
She is cute until she looks at you straight on and forces you to squint back at her subconsciously. Her entourage is filled with people squinting and not even aware they are doing it.
Her songs have that effect on people too.
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okay, 10 pounds says this retard will eat everything on this table!
Dear Liam Hemsworth, this is your future father in law…
Now there’s a pair of shorts I’d like to smell at the end of a long day.
“When the police came to my room , I escaped by swinging to the lower balcony. The Bellboy I held hostage didn’t press charges, and they restocked my minibar!…What the hell am I doing here?”
I am just thinking out loud here but her husband ought to consider sharing her with other men.
When did Angelina Jolie dye her hair blonde?
Really hoping she gets her dragons back in the next season.
No doubt he had to be told what he was standing in front of.
I see this picture, and all I hear is 70′s porno music.
YES! She is a beauty. Shouldn’t she be married to Eric Bana not Orlando Bloom? (Troy anyone? anyone?)
I have never heard one single note of anything she’s ever done. Has anybody? Other than these Albanians?
(thinking)”The peasants are revolting…”
“$10 million Matthew, or I kill your wife!”
Kinda gives growing a beard new meaning doesn’t it
“Look here, I have said “Ali Bongo” six times and I still have yet to get my wish. What sort of magic is this?”
Indian Katie Holmes is not impressed
Soon to be Rebel Without a Foot
One of the 3 meanest comments I’ve ever read here.
Oh, BTW, I laughed.
Maybe in Madrid but in Vegas she would be about $200- an hour plus a knee pad surcharge…
So they’re remaking Fargo? Is he the car guy or the woodchipper guy this time around?
Emo hobo doesn’t need your approval!
That red polo dude on her shirt is gonna take a mallet to her left boob before falling into the gunt.
It looks like William Daniels is about to go motorboating.
She is so beautiful. And crazy. Fucking crazy.
Hey! It’s that hot chick from That 70′s-AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!
somehow a bigger douchebag than miley
I’d give her the best three minutes of my life.
You’d do it twice?
No, seriously. I just tied her hands above her head like this and fucked the cancer out of her. So… how old are you wee lass?
she still has great hair
who?
So did we ever get an answer to ThisWillHurt’s question : “Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?”
He’s arranged to meet Lilo down there for a liver transplant. Poor kid.
I never tire of looking at Duff’s Ditch (shout out to Manitoba there).
The kid in the do rag doesn’t have cancer he just wants to be Johnny Depp.
Look, there’s Jonah Hill! Watch! As soon as he downs that triple mocha caramel frappucino, he’ll balloon to 320 labs!
Lbs.
Note to self: stop posting after your evening 12 pack.
Looks like she’s got a couple of Phillips in her too.
“Look, I said I was sorry about the ‘chrome dome’ comment. Just shake my hand and we’ll forget I ever said it.”
Enough with this pasty hag already.
Put it this way, he could still have the Three Tenors look from early this year. After “Lawless”, I’m not writing him off yet. That was a pretty good film for what it was. And :SPOILER ALERT: Jessica Chastain shows her tits!
Yep the only actress in That 70′s show that actually looks like she really was a teenager in the 70′s.
Yep…when you are broke and having nothing left but ass to sell. Justin’s going to nut in his ass two times by the look of things. The face on the guy says what kind of night he is expecting.