The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Celine Dion
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    It’s very cruel actually, I heard they put ground up glass on her gums to make it look like she is talking!

  2. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    Old man in tux: “Oh Ms. Loren, I’ve wanted to do this to you since I was a little boy!”

  3. Leslie Mann
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    Leslie Mann, show us your canns.

  4. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
    kravdan
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    Holy crap, did you see that picture of Christina Aguilera’s ass on the Superficial?

  5. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “Sorry about making you fly all the way here in a suit case. It’s just that I did’t have a ticket for you and you’re not my kid.”

  6. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    kravdan
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    Hoodie, jacket, hat, hot coffee, and shorts… I thought it was cold, but it must just be douche outside.

  7. Leslie Mann
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    LESLIE: “Buh bye! I’m on my way to audition for another one of my husband’s movies! Gosh…I HOPE I get the part!”

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    FINALLY, something a Cyrus would RECOGNIZE in a bookstore!

  9. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Anonymous
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    She is cute until she looks at you straight on and forces you to squint back at her subconsciously. Her entourage is filled with people squinting and not even aware they are doing it.

  10. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/29/3rz4nu-340_453.jpg[/img]

  11. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    Lou Braccant
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    okay, 10 pounds says this retard will eat everything on this table!

  12. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    kravdan
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    Dear Liam Hemsworth, this is your future father in law…

  13. Miranda Kerr Legs Short Leather Shorts
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    Now there’s a pair of shorts I’d like to smell at the end of a long day.

  14. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    Bionic_Crouton
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    “When the police came to my room , I escaped by swinging to the lower balcony. The Bellboy I held hostage didn’t press charges, and they restocked my minibar!…What the hell am I doing here?”

  15. Leslie Mann
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    I am just thinking out loud here but her husband ought to consider sharing her with other men.

  16. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Al Bundy
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    When did Angelina Jolie dye her hair blonde?

  17.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    Really hoping she gets her dragons back in the next season.

  18. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    No doubt he had to be told what he was standing in front of.

  19. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Bionic_Crouton
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    I see this picture, and all I hear is 70′s porno music.

  20. Miranda Kerr Legs Short Leather Shorts
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    YES! She is a beauty. Shouldn’t she be married to Eric Bana not Orlando Bloom? (Troy anyone? anyone?)

  21. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    I have never heard one single note of anything she’s ever done. Has anybody? Other than these Albanians?

  22. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    Bionic_Crouton
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    (thinking)”The peasants are revolting…”

  23. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    “$10 million Matthew, or I kill your wife!”

  24. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
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    Kinda gives growing a beard new meaning doesn’t it

  25. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    “Look here, I have said “Ali Bongo” six times and I still have yet to get my wish. What sort of magic is this?”

  26. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    Indian Katie Holmes is not impressed

  27. Rebel Wilson
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    Soon to be Rebel Without a Foot

  28. Izabel Goulart Butt See Through Dress Vogue Spain December Launch
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    Maybe in Madrid but in Vegas she would be about $200- an hour plus a knee pad surcharge…

  29. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    So they’re remaking Fargo? Is he the car guy or the woodchipper guy this time around?

  30. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Bionic_Crouton
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    Emo hobo doesn’t need your approval!

  31. Rebel Wilson
    Snack pack
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    That red polo dude on her shirt is gonna take a mallet to her left boob before falling into the gunt.

  32. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Bionic_Crouton
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    It looks like William Daniels is about to go motorboating.

  33. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Rick
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    She is so beautiful. And crazy. Fucking crazy.

  34. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Rick
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    Hey! It’s that hot chick from That 70′s-AAAUUUGGGHHH!!!

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    susieleigh
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    somehow a bigger douchebag than miley

  36. Izabel Goulart Butt See Through Dress Vogue Spain December Launch
    just saying
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    I’d give her the best three minutes of my life.

  37. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    TheO
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    No, seriously. I just tied her hands above her head like this and fucked the cancer out of her. So… how old are you wee lass?

  38. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Mama Pinkus
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    she still has great hair

  39. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Mama Pinkus
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    who?

  40. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    So did we ever get an answer to ThisWillHurt’s question : “Can you file an Amber Alert preemptively?”

  41. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    cc
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    He’s arranged to meet Lilo down there for a liver transplant. Poor kid.

  42. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    cc
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    I never tire of looking at Duff’s Ditch (shout out to Manitoba there).

  43. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    cc
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    The kid in the do rag doesn’t have cancer he just wants to be Johnny Depp.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
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    Look, there’s Jonah Hill! Watch! As soon as he downs that triple mocha caramel frappucino, he’ll balloon to 320 labs!

  45. Rebel Wilson
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    Looks like she’s got a couple of Phillips in her too.

  46. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
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    “Look, I said I was sorry about the ‘chrome dome’ comment. Just shake my hand and we’ll forget I ever said it.”

  47. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    Enough with this pasty hag already.

  48. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    Michael
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    Put it this way, he could still have the Three Tenors look from early this year. After “Lawless”, I’m not writing him off yet. That was a pretty good film for what it was. And :SPOILER ALERT: Jessica Chastain shows her tits!

  49. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Anonymous
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    Yep the only actress in That 70′s show that actually looks like she really was a teenager in the 70′s.

  50. Justin Bieber
    Anonymous
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    Yep…when you are broke and having nothing left but ass to sell. Justin’s going to nut in his ass two times by the look of things. The face on the guy says what kind of night he is expecting.

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