Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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I don’t get it, Fish? What’s with all of these pics of chicks with hot bodies and fugly faces? Seriously. It’s like each woman at the end of the pics is crazy hawt from the neck down, but then you get to the face and it’s all, “Damn, it Igor! I told you not to leave it in the oven so long!”
I think her face is all right, but it’s guys like you who are probably responsible for women like that ordering up doll-factory bodies in the first place.
Not at all. I love ass (Real ass, not Nicki Minaj or Coco ass). I’m not a boob man at all. BUT (Huh, huh), I can appreciate that it’s obvious she’s worked hard for that body. Her face on the other hand looks like it came out of the Michael Jackson play-doh factory.
But it’s guys like you who are probably responsible for women like that ordering up doll-factory faces in the first place.
COMBO-BREAKER!!
“If Ali Bongo and Harry Krishna can get along what about you Curry Muncher?”
Man, he must wear some hellified push up bra…..that PETA pict don’t show cans this big ! !
For her age, she looks amazing!
So who won?…Allegedly.
I would say someone show this picture to Lindsay Lohan, but Lohan would just try to punch it.
3 first names and married to a 61-year-old?
Are you sure this isn’t in Louisiana?
There’s no way that kid will ever be a top.
Rebel without vichyssoise.
A romp in the forest yields matching ties.
“One in the brown, and one reach-around!”
Just keep livin’ for fuck’s sake!
My vagina just cried.
Black Katie Holmes?
“Near far, where ever you are”
I’ve got nothing, she’s ugly.
CLEAR!!!!!!
The Luis Vuitton purse totally offsets the unpleasantness of the rest of the photo.
Meanwhile security is trying to force water to go down a plughole the right way
Always fast and loose with that word: “Performing”. At least you didn’t choose “Entertaining”.
there is just so much wrong here….
Well, this should finally put an end to all those Vin Diesel being straight rumors.
and that is how you get out of a car without showing your babybox to the world…you wear a curtain.
Reports are that Brand picked up the child, and began yelling “Hodor! Hodor!” until the boys mother used a frilly scarf to distract him long enough for the boy to escape.
“I shall call him…Mini Douche”
You sure she didn’t try to run him over because he voted for Obama?
“I’d like to shake the hand of the man who’s banging that stunning bird with the sweet flat ass and cracking nice tits!”
Nice tits, though.
After two years of wandering the earth in leggings..Russell Brand has finally located his only fan.
No surprise why his wife cheated.
“That ’70s show” turned into “That Meth Face”
Classic FML stare by the bodyguard.
Rebel without a cake.
“OK, Billie, we need to douche it up a little to distract from you banging your crazy daughter all the time. That’s it….. now your good side… A little more douche. NO NO!!! Jesus, tone it down!”
She’s pretty. I get the feeling if I met her in person, I’d instantly hate her less than most celebrities. I might not spit on her.
That’s really the best I can do. I’m a miserable person.
The pope had The Pope-mobile.. Justin Beiber has The Gearbox-mobile
I don’t see myself ever being comfortable calling a black man “Bongo”
Just duck and run.
Those spherical boobs look a little suspicious…
The Gabonese find it very insulting if you don’t fall asleep during a conversation.
She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.
When did she die?
She wears her baby weight very well. She packed on some weight, but she’s still more attractive than like 99% of the world.
I agree! At least she doesn’t go out in public looking dirty and greasy like a lot of people I’ve seen. She has enough self-respect to shower and fix herself up before she leaves the house. Gotta give her props for that!
Wow, This movie has Lame W network written all over it.
Something about this picture is making me incredibly uncomfortable.
“So how big is the container of Jheri curl activator you keep in your dressing room?”
How does she look exactly like she did about 20 years ago???? She’s amazing!
Deal with the devil. As part of her character research for Bedazzled.
That’s a look of hopelessness rarely captured on film. That’s a look that says: “Why do I have to babysit this little pussy. The pay sucks and all the girls that try to get backstage to meet him are to young for me to fuck”
“I told her my dick was THIS big, and the bitch threw a baby at me and ran off. So THAT’s why my daughter is white, now are there any other questions?”
Aging done tight.
Having 50% more face does not make a woman 50% more attractive.
Well, let’s get Rumer and push it up to 100% more.
Cut-off jean shorts and a Prius?! The man just exudes sexy.
This woman is my biggest girl crush. The things I’d do to her
Things you’d do to her? Pretty sure she would take the lead in that act. But I like your taste in women.