The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    I don’t get it, Fish? What’s with all of these pics of chicks with hot bodies and fugly faces? Seriously. It’s like each woman at the end of the pics is crazy hawt from the neck down, but then you get to the face and it’s all, “Damn, it Igor! I told you not to leave it in the oven so long!”

    • I think her face is all right, but it’s guys like you who are probably responsible for women like that ordering up doll-factory bodies in the first place.

      • Not at all. I love ass (Real ass, not Nicki Minaj or Coco ass). I’m not a boob man at all. BUT (Huh, huh), I can appreciate that it’s obvious she’s worked hard for that body. Her face on the other hand looks like it came out of the Michael Jackson play-doh factory.

        But it’s guys like you who are probably responsible for women like that ordering up doll-factory faces in the first place.

        COMBO-BREAKER!!

  2. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    WBMistnrl
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    “If Ali Bongo and Harry Krishna can get along what about you Curry Muncher?”

  3. Wendy Williams Cleavage W Love Hangover Ball AMFAR
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Man, he must wear some hellified push up bra…..that PETA pict don’t show cans this big ! !

  4. Leslie Mann
    DeucePickle
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    For her age, she looks amazing!

  5. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    W.BMistnrl
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    So who won?…Allegedly.

  6. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Mumra The Ever Living
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    I would say someone show this picture to Lindsay Lohan, but Lohan would just try to punch it.

  7. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    edamame
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    3 first names and married to a 61-year-old?
    Are you sure this isn’t in Louisiana?

  8. Justin Bieber
    Mumra The Ever Living
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    There’s no way that kid will ever be a top.

  9. Rebel Wilson
    1NDUN
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    Rebel without vichyssoise.

  10. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    A romp in the forest yields matching ties.

  11. Justin Bieber
    Smapdi
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    “One in the brown, and one reach-around!”

  12. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    edamame
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    Just keep livin’ for fuck’s sake!
    My vagina just cried.

  13. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    manz
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    Black Katie Holmes?

  14. Celine Dion
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    “Near far, where ever you are”
    I’ve got nothing, she’s ugly.

  15. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Mumra The Ever Living
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    CLEAR!!!!!!

  16. Rebel Wilson
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    The Luis Vuitton purse totally offsets the unpleasantness of the rest of the photo.

  17. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    W.BMistnrl
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    Meanwhile security is trying to force water to go down a plughole the right way

  18. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Always fast and loose with that word: “Performing”. At least you didn’t choose “Entertaining”.

  19. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    there is just so much wrong here….

  20. Justin Bieber
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    Well, this should finally put an end to all those Vin Diesel being straight rumors.

  21. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    and that is how you get out of a car without showing your babybox to the world…you wear a curtain.

  22. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    Reports are that Brand picked up the child, and began yelling “Hodor! Hodor!” until the boys mother used a frilly scarf to distract him long enough for the boy to escape.

  23. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    “I shall call him…Mini Douche”

  24. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    You sure she didn’t try to run him over because he voted for Obama?

  25. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
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    “I’d like to shake the hand of the man who’s banging that stunning bird with the sweet flat ass and cracking nice tits!”

  26. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Sheppy
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    Nice tits, though.

  27. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    Bigalkie
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    After two years of wandering the earth in leggings..Russell Brand has finally located his only fan.

  28. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Stewie
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    No surprise why his wife cheated.

  29. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    “That ’70s show” turned into “That Meth Face”

  30. Justin Bieber
    Sparky
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    Classic FML stare by the bodyguard.

  31. Rebel Wilson
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    Rebel without a cake.

  32. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    “OK, Billie, we need to douche it up a little to distract from you banging your crazy daughter all the time. That’s it….. now your good side… A little more douche. NO NO!!! Jesus, tone it down!”

  33. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
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    She’s pretty. I get the feeling if I met her in person, I’d instantly hate her less than most celebrities. I might not spit on her.

    That’s really the best I can do. I’m a miserable person.

  34. Justin Bieber
    Bigalkie
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    The pope had The Pope-mobile.. Justin Beiber has The Gearbox-mobile

  35. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    I don’t see myself ever being comfortable calling a black man “Bongo”

  36. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    Bigalkie
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    The Gabonese find it very insulting if you don’t fall asleep during a conversation.

  37. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    Those spherical boobs look a little suspicious…

  38.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    She fills them up with a garden hose before big nights out.

  39. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    When did she die?

  40. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    She wears her baby weight very well. She packed on some weight, but she’s still more attractive than like 99% of the world.

    • just me

      I agree! At least she doesn’t go out in public looking dirty and greasy like a lot of people I’ve seen. She has enough self-respect to shower and fix herself up before she leaves the house. Gotta give her props for that!

  41. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, This movie has Lame W network written all over it.

  42. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    Something about this picture is making me incredibly uncomfortable.

  43. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
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    “So how big is the container of Jheri curl activator you keep in your dressing room?”

  44. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
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    How does she look exactly like she did about 20 years ago???? She’s amazing!

  45. Justin Bieber
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    That’s a look of hopelessness rarely captured on film. That’s a look that says: “Why do I have to babysit this little pussy. The pay sucks and all the girls that try to get backstage to meet him are to young for me to fuck”

  46. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
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    “I told her my dick was THIS big, and the bitch threw a baby at me and ran off. So THAT’s why my daughter is white, now are there any other questions?”

  47. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
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    Aging done tight.

  48. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    Having 50% more face does not make a woman 50% more attractive.

  49. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
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    Cut-off jean shorts and a Prius?! The man just exudes sexy.

  50. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Ashley
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    This woman is my biggest girl crush. The things I’d do to her

    • Snack pack

      Things you’d do to her? Pretty sure she would take the lead in that act. But I like your taste in women.

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