Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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A much hotter MILF than Sophia Loren, and she’s gotta smell a whole lot better down there!
We have now reached a new level of douche.
This is a new low for Dave Attell.
“No… not The Back Street Boys… or Hanson… just drop your pants, give me the five bucks and let’s get this over with…”
“Dear Lord! This woman has been dead for so long rigor mortis has set in!”
Crying BECAUSE she’s performing in Albania
Does Matthew Broderick know about this?
Literally… the kiss of death.
Sheesh, he’s looking at those two 20 something guys so suspiciously. It’s almost like they’ve seen his wife’s breas….riiiihgt. I can see how that’d be awkward.
“Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” How was that, Mr. Selznick?
“And then I was like, “I’ma gunna eats a sandwich this big!’ and people were all like, ‘No Lionel, no! It’ll take you 7-10 years to eat a sandwich that big. You’ll disappear from the public eye and people will totally forget about you.” And I was all like, “Nu-uh… I’ma gonna do it. And I did. I did eat dat sandwich.”
It helps to have a seriously unhinged jaw that swings alarmingly to and fro.
He’s not aging well. Looks like Beouf jerky.
And the ‘Beib’ says,”Yo, word up to my peeps !”
Running thru the guards mind,”Kill me please, now!”
You know a lady is good looking when there is literally a vagina right next to her in a pic and you still look at said ladies face.
Who knew Billy Ray Cyrus + helmet hair = Jay Cutler.
The guy to his left looks embarrassed
The hair’s not too bad. On the horse.
and one day, her ears will meet behind her head.
Vampires tell their kids to behave or Lionel Richie’ll get them
I would love to see what the world is like from his perspective, but I’m not sure I can stick my head that far up my ass.
I think she just tried Willy Wonka’s Three-Course-Dinner Gum
Judd Nelson’s looking old.
“I’m sorry? Sit down… at THIS table? With you?”
Perhaps she drank too much Duff Beer.
Love love loooooooove her!!!!!
Public Service Announcement:
“Don’t believe her when she says Valtrex is a CURE.”
You know you’re not the most important person on the walkway when…
“Oats. I need oats.”
Awesome! This one made me LOL.
“Hey, what’s up? My name is Wendy Williams and I have the face of LaToya Jackson and the breasts you get when you slapped down 1,000 Andrew Jacksons”.
LaToya Jackson has a face that would stop a clock. This gal’s face, much prettier and more lifelike, would stop me from masturbating long enough to let her blow me.
Maybe.
I’m more curious about what the 61-year-old husband looks like.
So was I. But from the news reports about this incident, it seems like this is the first time anyone knew this 61-year-old husband existed.
He wrote that album Just For Men®
Still has a cute face though.
Quick, honey, it’s the paparazzi… Let’s show ‘em our Boner Boy reenactment!
I love her pirate shoes. Too bad she can’t see them.
And in every photo there’s a Mindy Kaling impersonator saying it with her eyes.
“If them girls rush the car, you can keep them away, right?”
Gerard: “So I had her pinned on the wall, like this. Her legs on my shoulders. And I was railing her ass like his: Ughhh! Ughhh! Now who wants ice cream?”
Kids: “No thanks.”
Dennis: “Ooh. Me. I want ice cream!”
In the midnight hour the rebel cried – “more, more, more… fudge”.
Is that a red glove or a bloody hand? Either way, I don’t want to know where it’s just been.
And just like that, the Prince refused to ever shake hands with anyone who had more hair than him.
“That’s a Mann, baby!!” I’m sorry, I’ll let myself out.
Is she strokin’ out ?
He will be shortly after staring at her cans…..
Irrelevant .
Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.
You know what? Say what you will, but Bob Dylan doesn’t look half bad here.
“You can pucker all you want, but I just came over to give you CPR.”
Taylor Swift. Reminding us that there are two small reasons we should pay attention to her.
What was she, Kendra Wilson’s stunt double on The Girls Next Door?
*shakes cup at a pedestrian*
“Spare an embarrassing acting role that’ll earn me an obscene amount of money?”
She is only a couple ticks away from Danny DeVito’s Penguin. Glad she has something to aim for.
(Somebody do the photoshop, please. I’m at work on a fucking iPad)
If there were ever a time to Photoshop, it would be at work.
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