The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leslie Mann
    BP
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    A much hotter MILF than Sophia Loren, and she’s gotta smell a whole lot better down there!

  2. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    We have now reached a new level of douche.

  3. Justin Bieber
    1NDUN
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    This is a new low for Dave Attell.

  4. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
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    “No… not The Back Street Boys… or Hanson… just drop your pants, give me the five bucks and let’s get this over with…”

  5. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    “Dear Lord! This woman has been dead for so long rigor mortis has set in!”

  6. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Crying BECAUSE she’s performing in Albania

  7. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    1NDUN
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    Does Matthew Broderick know about this?

  8. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    Literally… the kiss of death.

  9. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    Jill
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    Sheesh, he’s looking at those two 20 something guys so suspiciously. It’s almost like they’ve seen his wife’s breas….riiiihgt. I can see how that’d be awkward.

  10. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    “Frankly, my dear, I don’t give a damn.” How was that, Mr. Selznick?

  11. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
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    “And then I was like, “I’ma gunna eats a sandwich this big!’ and people were all like, ‘No Lionel, no! It’ll take you 7-10 years to eat a sandwich that big. You’ll disappear from the public eye and people will totally forget about you.” And I was all like, “Nu-uh… I’ma gonna do it. And I did. I did eat dat sandwich.”

  12. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
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    He’s not aging well. Looks like Beouf jerky.

  13. Justin Bieber
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    And the ‘Beib’ says,”Yo, word up to my peeps !”
    Running thru the guards mind,”Kill me please, now!”

  14. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
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    You know a lady is good looking when there is literally a vagina right next to her in a pic and you still look at said ladies face.

  15. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    Who knew Billy Ray Cyrus + helmet hair = Jay Cutler.

  16. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    The guy to his left looks embarrassed

  17. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    BWMstnrl
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    The hair’s not too bad. On the horse.

  18. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    lara
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    and one day, her ears will meet behind her head.

  19. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
    MBwistnrl
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    Vampires tell their kids to behave or Lionel Richie’ll get them

  20. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
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    I would love to see what the world is like from his perspective, but I’m not sure I can stick my head that far up my ass.

  21. Rebel Wilson
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    I think she just tried Willy Wonka’s Three-Course-Dinner Gum

  22. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Minky Wail
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    Judd Nelson’s looking old.

  23. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
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    “I’m sorry? Sit down… at THIS table? With you?”

  24. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    ThisWillHurt
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    Perhaps she drank too much Duff Beer.

  25. Leslie Mann
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    Love love loooooooove her!!!!!

  26. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Public Service Announcement:
    “Don’t believe her when she says Valtrex is a CURE.”

  27.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    You know you’re not the most important person on the walkway when…

  28. Celine Dion
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “Oats. I need oats.”

  29. Wendy Williams Cleavage W Love Hangover Ball AMFAR
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    “Hey, what’s up? My name is Wendy Williams and I have the face of LaToya Jackson and the breasts you get when you slapped down 1,000 Andrew Jacksons”.

    • LaToya Jackson has a face that would stop a clock. This gal’s face, much prettier and more lifelike, would stop me from masturbating long enough to let her blow me.

      Maybe.

  30. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Animal
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    I’m more curious about what the 61-year-old husband looks like.

  31. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    He wrote that album Just For Men®

  32. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Pat C.
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    Still has a cute face though.

  33. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    diego
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    Quick, honey, it’s the paparazzi… Let’s show ‘em our Boner Boy reenactment!

  34. Rebel Wilson
    Minky Wail
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    I love her pirate shoes. Too bad she can’t see them.

  35. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
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    And in every photo there’s a Mindy Kaling impersonator saying it with her eyes.

  36. Justin Bieber
    Jarrod
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    “If them girls rush the car, you can keep them away, right?”

  37. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    Gerard: “So I had her pinned on the wall, like this. Her legs on my shoulders. And I was railing her ass like his: Ughhh! Ughhh! Now who wants ice cream?”

    Kids: “No thanks.”

    Dennis: “Ooh. Me. I want ice cream!”

  38. Rebel Wilson
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    In the midnight hour the rebel cried – “more, more, more… fudge”.

  39. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Is that a red glove or a bloody hand? Either way, I don’t want to know where it’s just been.

  40. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
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    And just like that, the Prince refused to ever shake hands with anyone who had more hair than him.

  41. Leslie Mann
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    “That’s a Mann, baby!!” I’m sorry, I’ll let myself out.

  42. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Throb the Wonder Mule
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    Is she strokin’ out ?
    He will be shortly after staring at her cans…..

  43. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Michelle
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    Irrelevant .

  44.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    GLT
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    Those things don’t even vaguely resemble natural boob shape.

  45. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    You know what? Say what you will, but Bob Dylan doesn’t look half bad here.

  46. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Allison Wunderlan
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    “You can pucker all you want, but I just came over to give you CPR.”

  47. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    MRF
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    Taylor Swift. Reminding us that there are two small reasons we should pay attention to her.

  48.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Minky Wail
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    What was she, Kendra Wilson’s stunt double on The Girls Next Door?

  49. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    ThisWillHurt
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    *shakes cup at a pedestrian*
    “Spare an embarrassing acting role that’ll earn me an obscene amount of money?”

  50. Celine Dion
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    She is only a couple ticks away from Danny DeVito’s Penguin. Glad she has something to aim for.

    (Somebody do the photoshop, please. I’m at work on a fucking iPad)

    • If there were ever a time to Photoshop, it would be at work.

      [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/29/penguin-340_422.jpg[/img]

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