The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    catapostrophe
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    Hey, scary lady! Everybody can see your bra!

  2. Wendy Williams Cleavage W Love Hangover Ball AMFAR
    BP
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    She’s liike a hot, black Maria Carey!
    The plastic surgeon bills must be in the millions……

  3. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    “Listen, I think I can speak quite knowingly on what is happening in Africa. In fact, some of my best friends are African.”
    “Oh, Lord… here we go”.

  4.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Ruckus
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    I bet it would be like fucking the Statue of Liberty.

  5. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    BP
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    I heard he’s big in Brazil…….

  6. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    In every songstress’ meteoric rise to fame, there’s a record executive rubbing his quim-covered hands in the back of a black car.

  7. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    George P Burdell
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    After he remembered that he had sex with both Lindsay and Paris

  8. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    MH
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    He looks like Nick from Family Ties

  9. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    catapostrophe
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    “Just shake it, prick.”

  10. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    “And then… [ungh] the big fat airplane [ungh] entered the sweet… [ungh] tiny little… ohsotight… hangar…”

    I’m going to Hell.

  11. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    Minky Wail
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    “Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of douche.”

  12. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    George P Burdell
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    MILF = Mask I’d like to fondle

  13. Izabel Goulart Butt See Through Dress Vogue Spain December Launch
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    I find it quite disheartening that even Mario Lopez’s name makes it’s way to new vagina as soon as it shows up.

  14. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    Her bag says “M.M.M.M.MMMM… FOOD”

  15. Rita Ora Cleavage
    George P Burdell
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    That is how her music makes me feel too.

  16. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    A crime against humanity my dear Photo Boy. Clear cut case. *puffs meerschaum pipe*

  17. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    Some photos you just don’t want to comment on. Best of luck to the kids.

  18. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    “Ugh! Yup, definitely sat on my balls.”

  19. Leslie Mann
    BP
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    I’ve seen worse man’s hands, my ex girlfriends for instance…..still gave good hjobs!

  20. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Crissy
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    Damn! Angelina is looking rough!!!!

  21. Justin Bieber
    Jill
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    Is that Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire? I really hope Bieber gets whacked, not whacked off.

  22. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    I can’t remember… do horizontal stripes make you look fat, thin or batshit crazy?

  23. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    BP
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    Take off the Coonskin Cap Davey Crockett!

  24. Celine Dion
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    “And then I said, ‘Kids, if you don’t settle down I’ll make you change your Father’s diaper’ Na-hahahahahahahhhahaaha!!!”

  25. Justin Bieber
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    “I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney.”
    - The bodyguard

  26. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Minky Wail
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    “Ok I’ve probably got time to stop at In-N-Out Burger and still get to the mall before Cinnabon closes.”

  27. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Officelinebacker
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    So this is what he looks like with a shirt on.

  28. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Jill
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    I mean sure, the prince charming of my dreams rides a white stallion. Why not? Less herpes though.

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    “Damn near every CD in this joint has sheets of paper in ‘em.”

  30. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
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    Always had a thing for the classics. Bo Derek, Jacqueline Bissett, Jane Seymour, and this one.

  31. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    Officelinebacker
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    I bet there’s a penis behind that can of tomato sauce.

  32. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    BWMinstr.el
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    “Nice to meet you Prince William. I’m Napoleon and this is George the Third. You’re just in time for meds.”

  33. Justin Bieber
    Edg
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    Me n my Bodyguard ain’t gonna have gay-sex ok ya’ll

  34. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    Ten minutes earlier, Matthew McConaughey came in and played for ten minutes on his head.

  35. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    It truly is amazing how Hollywood celebrities lose weight, grow mustaches, dress down, etc., to “uglify” themselves for films and they end up just looking like average people. It’s refreshing to know that the only thing that separates me from fame and fortune is drive, desire and commitment.

  36. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    Deacon Jones
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    “Dude, I am so fucking high!”
    “(smiles) Fuck you, I’m an alcoholic”

  37. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    Glad to see the guy in the limo didn’t slooge on her dress from the bj. Good thing she swallowed it. That would’ve been embarrassing.

  38. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Jill
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    I swear that choker is holding her head on a 45 year old body. It’s the only possible explanation.

  39. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    Farrell was going on and on about how handsome he is, then realized in order to flog a dead horse, you have to shoot it first.

  40. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    BP
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    He’d make a fine Gomez Addams!

  41. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Minky Wail
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    Looks more like a shot from “Corky Goes West”

  42. Miranda Kerr Legs Short Leather Shorts
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    This girl is just all kinds of awesome. Can you imagine how popular she would be if she could just find the time to drink and drive, buy drugs in public and punch random club-girls in the face?

  43. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    Looks like he’s chosen the heir to his kingdom of douchebaggery.

  44. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    She’s looking damn sexy these days.

  45. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
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    So Joe Jonas is banging Shannen Doherty now?

  46. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    ALI BONGO…??? Seriously? Sounds like the name of a new hip-hop star.

  47. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Wow, got some boobs going, sweet !

  48. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    That moment when you realise you’re Rita Ora.

  49. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    Hope that’s a diet drink. Fatty.

  50. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like some sort of community outreach program. Are the kids doing community service?

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