Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
- Photo Boy
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Hey, scary lady! Everybody can see your bra!
She’s liike a hot, black Maria Carey!
The plastic surgeon bills must be in the millions……
“Listen, I think I can speak quite knowingly on what is happening in Africa. In fact, some of my best friends are African.”
“Oh, Lord… here we go”.
I bet it would be like fucking the Statue of Liberty.
I heard he’s big in Brazil…….
In every songstress’ meteoric rise to fame, there’s a record executive rubbing his quim-covered hands in the back of a black car.
After he remembered that he had sex with both Lindsay and Paris
He looks like Nick from Family Ties
“Just shake it, prick.”
“And then… [ungh] the big fat airplane [ungh] entered the sweet… [ungh] tiny little… ohsotight… hangar…”
I’m going to Hell.
“Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of douche.”
MILF = Mask I’d like to fondle
I find it quite disheartening that even Mario Lopez’s name makes it’s way to new vagina as soon as it shows up.
Her bag says “M.M.M.M.MMMM… FOOD”
That is how her music makes me feel too.
A crime against humanity my dear Photo Boy. Clear cut case. *puffs meerschaum pipe*
Some photos you just don’t want to comment on. Best of luck to the kids.
“Ugh! Yup, definitely sat on my balls.”
I’ve seen worse man’s hands, my ex girlfriends for instance…..still gave good hjobs!
Considering the vast majority of handjobs are from men (usually to ourselves), why wouldn’t it be?
The real question here is why you keep dating chicks with ‘man hands’.
Because those are NOT “chicks” if all he has been getting are handjobs. You know who else has man hands? MEN!
I wouldn’t even accept an “hjob.” I can do that myself, better, and faster. If you’re going to burn up time off my life it better be with something better than your hand.
Damn! Angelina is looking rough!!!!
Is that Al Capone from Boardwalk Empire? I really hope Bieber gets whacked, not whacked off.
I can’t remember… do horizontal stripes make you look fat, thin or batshit crazy?
Take off the Coonskin Cap Davey Crockett!
“And then I said, ‘Kids, if you don’t settle down I’ll make you change your Father’s diaper’ Na-hahahahahahahhhahaaha!!!”
excellent mon ami!
“I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney. I’mdoingthisforthemoney.”
- The bodyguard
“Ok I’ve probably got time to stop at In-N-Out Burger and still get to the mall before Cinnabon closes.”
So this is what he looks like with a shirt on.
I mean sure, the prince charming of my dreams rides a white stallion. Why not? Less herpes though.
“Damn near every CD in this joint has sheets of paper in ‘em.”
Always had a thing for the classics. Bo Derek, Jacqueline Bissett, Jane Seymour, and this one.
I bet there’s a penis behind that can of tomato sauce.
“Nice to meet you Prince William. I’m Napoleon and this is George the Third. You’re just in time for meds.”
Me n my Bodyguard ain’t gonna have gay-sex ok ya’ll
Ten minutes earlier, Matthew McConaughey came in and played for ten minutes on his head.
Nice.
It truly is amazing how Hollywood celebrities lose weight, grow mustaches, dress down, etc., to “uglify” themselves for films and they end up just looking like average people. It’s refreshing to know that the only thing that separates me from fame and fortune is drive, desire and commitment.
“Dude, I am so fucking high!”
“(smiles) Fuck you, I’m an alcoholic”
Glad to see the guy in the limo didn’t slooge on her dress from the bj. Good thing she swallowed it. That would’ve been embarrassing.
I swear that choker is holding her head on a 45 year old body. It’s the only possible explanation.
Farrell was going on and on about how handsome he is, then realized in order to flog a dead horse, you have to shoot it first.
He’d make a fine Gomez Addams!
Looks more like a shot from “Corky Goes West”
This girl is just all kinds of awesome. Can you imagine how popular she would be if she could just find the time to drink and drive, buy drugs in public and punch random club-girls in the face?
Looks like he’s chosen the heir to his kingdom of douchebaggery.
She’s looking damn sexy these days.
So Joe Jonas is banging Shannen Doherty now?
ALI BONGO…??? Seriously? Sounds like the name of a new hip-hop star.
Still better than Kanye West
Wow, got some boobs going, sweet !
That moment when you realise you’re Rita Ora.
Hope that’s a diet drink. Fatty.
Looks like some sort of community outreach program. Are the kids doing community service?