The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    drunk at noon
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    The plebeian held out his hand, and the Prince looked him in the eye, as though peering deep into the working class man’s soul. “There’s only one thing I need to know,” thought the Prince, as he contemplated returning the proffered handshake, “Is this the kind of man who washes his hand after he uses the toilet?”

  2. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    Welll… Uhmm she’s built like a 12 year old body builder and he… uhhhh looks the part…

  3. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    EricLr
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    Mommmmm, I’m old enough to pee by myself!

  4. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    Chub & Chubbier, next on Fox!

  5. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    Can “Gerard Butler enthusiastically tells a story to someone who is only expressing mild polite interest” become a regular feature on this site?

  6. Rita Ora Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Singing a Taylor Swift cover, eh?

  7. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    Who’s on the other side of this glory hole!?

  8. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    guttboy
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    How is this “Man” a celebrity?

  9. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    EricLr
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    Did he turn into Johnny Ringo?

  10. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
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    “So my daughter and her friend Paris once bet each other who could take the biggest penis.. Paris won by a mile… I mean.. it was just this big…”

  11. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    BP
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    No farm animals present with Prince Charles, WTF!

  12. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    guttboy
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    He always lives up to his last name…..whadda “Dorf”

  13. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    EricLr
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    Get the paddles.

  14. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    Bongo- “This is taking too longo.”

  15. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
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    Dude, there’s simple-living and then there’s the “I’ll blow you for a pack of smokes” look….

  16. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    Why was Prince Charles at a meeting of international leaders? Was someone even less useful unable to make it?

    • Princess Died

      Right – and since when is a figurehead who enjoys endless largesse on the backs of his countrymen (and likely had a role in offing his straying wife) considered a “world leader?” Fuck him!
      What a colossal waste of time, and Bongo knows it.

  17. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    guttboy
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    Perpetually stuck in 1994.

  18. Celine Dion
    BP
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    Is she screetching in her fake English accent or her fake French accent?

  19. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    He never get’s any better does he?

  20. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    joe
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    The answer is: book stores, CDs, and Billy Ray Cyrus’ relevancy.

    What are dead things from the 90s, Alex?

  21. Justin Bieber
    Ruckus
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    Isn’t that the dude from Gorillaz?

  22.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Cock Dr
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    When she got the implants she asked that they be so big that they would generate their own gravity fields.

  23. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    Is that Christopher Meloni in a Jared Leto wig?

  24. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    joe
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    Mr. Burns: Smithers, bring me James Bond!

    Smithers: He’s not available, sir.

    Mr. Burns: Then bring me his non-union Mexican stand-in!

  25. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    BP
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    Is he starring in The Gay Bruce Jenner Story?

  26. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    “Hi, where’s your paternal, but possibly illegal, book section?”

  27. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    Ruckus
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    A little bit of Kelly in my life…

  28. Rebel Wilson
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    That top is about to rebel.

  29. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    EricLr
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    Look, I don’t give a shit what you did at Hogwarts 20 years ago, you DO NOT talk to your Prince that way and expect me to still shake your goddamned hand!!

  30. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    She hired the dude in the back to shadow her and make her look relatively thin.

  31. Leslie Mann
    EricLr
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    Is she auditioning for Mad Men?

  32. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Ruckus
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    It looks like Selma Hayek was left in the microwave too long.

  33. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    Here’s Billy standing in front of the largest library in the state of Kentucky.

  34. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    Contusion
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    Lisa, I’d like to introduce you to my friend Randy. Randy Travis.

  35. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    EricLr
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    I hear sales of his latest album are off to an achy breaky start.

  36. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    catapostrophe
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    “Giddy-up or I shoot at my nuts!”

  37. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    BP
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    How do you say MILF in Italian?

  38. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    “Erik, your Mom is hot!!”
    “That’s my sister”
    “Well, this is awkward.”

  39.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Mike Walker
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    She needs to make an appointment with Sophie Turner’s doctor.

  40. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    Ruckus
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    It is like that mannequin came to life in that movie, and nobody cared.

  41. Izabel Goulart Butt See Through Dress Vogue Spain December Launch
    Contusion
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    See…you don’t have to post photos of that exercise chick. There is plenty of this kind of thing to go around.

  42. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    That’s the face of a man whose recently been sodomized by a muscular “outie” belly button.

    Please don’t ask how know.

  43. Rita Ora Cleavage
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    Albania….Albania….

    you border on the Adriatic…..

  44. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    Oh, Lori….

  45. Justin Bieber
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    “And to think; a guy who looks exactly like me is banging Jennifer Lopez” said the bodyguard who questioned every life choice he had made to get to that one moment in time.

  46. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Contusion
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    if she leans back any further that wig is gonna fall right off.

  47. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
    BP
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    And I tell you, if I ever get a chance to be with a Kardashian girl, I’m gonna stick my hands out like this…..and get me some….

  48. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    George P Burdell
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    Ashton Kutcher has that effect on women he or his character dates.

  49. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    joe
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    Two somewhat predictable reactions to the Wendy Williams pic.

  50. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    BP
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    A few more bad movies, and he’ll be delivering food for a living!

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