Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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The plebeian held out his hand, and the Prince looked him in the eye, as though peering deep into the working class man’s soul. “There’s only one thing I need to know,” thought the Prince, as he contemplated returning the proffered handshake, “Is this the kind of man who washes his hand after he uses the toilet?”
Welll… Uhmm she’s built like a 12 year old body builder and he… uhhhh looks the part…
Mommmmm, I’m old enough to pee by myself!
Chub & Chubbier, next on Fox!
Can “Gerard Butler enthusiastically tells a story to someone who is only expressing mild polite interest” become a regular feature on this site?
Depends…how are we doing with the widely anticipated scotch shortage.
Singing a Taylor Swift cover, eh?
Who’s on the other side of this glory hole!?
How is this “Man” a celebrity?
Did he turn into Johnny Ringo?
In vino veritas
“So my daughter and her friend Paris once bet each other who could take the biggest penis.. Paris won by a mile… I mean.. it was just this big…”
No farm animals present with Prince Charles, WTF!
He always lives up to his last name…..whadda “Dorf”
Get the paddles.
Bongo- “This is taking too longo.”
Dude, there’s simple-living and then there’s the “I’ll blow you for a pack of smokes” look….
Why was Prince Charles at a meeting of international leaders? Was someone even less useful unable to make it?
Right – and since when is a figurehead who enjoys endless largesse on the backs of his countrymen (and likely had a role in offing his straying wife) considered a “world leader?” Fuck him!
What a colossal waste of time, and Bongo knows it.
Perpetually stuck in 1994.
Is she screetching in her fake English accent or her fake French accent?
Her French accent is hardly fake – she is one of 18 Dion kids from rural Quebec…. maudit Anglais…
Tabarnac.
You said it. Thanks to Celine, Quebec’s budget still balances every year. Criss de tabarnac de maudit anglais. Colis.
He never get’s any better does he?
The answer is: book stores, CDs, and Billy Ray Cyrus’ relevancy.
What are dead things from the 90s, Alex?
Isn’t that the dude from Gorillaz?
You shut your mouth…
When she got the implants she asked that they be so big that they would generate their own gravity fields.
Is that Christopher Meloni in a Jared Leto wig?
Mr. Burns: Smithers, bring me James Bond!
Smithers: He’s not available, sir.
Mr. Burns: Then bring me his non-union Mexican stand-in!
Is he starring in The Gay Bruce Jenner Story?
Really….didn’t think there was another version of that story.
“Hi, where’s your paternal, but possibly illegal, book section?”
A little bit of Kelly in my life…
That top is about to rebel.
Look, I don’t give a shit what you did at Hogwarts 20 years ago, you DO NOT talk to your Prince that way and expect me to still shake your goddamned hand!!
She hired the dude in the back to shadow her and make her look relatively thin.
Shut up, man. You’d do it too, for what she’s paying me.
Is she auditioning for Mad Men?
It looks like Selma Hayek was left in the microwave too long.
Here’s Billy standing in front of the largest library in the state of Kentucky.
Lisa, I’d like to introduce you to my friend Randy. Randy Travis.
I hear sales of his latest album are off to an achy breaky start.
“Giddy-up or I shoot at my nuts!”
How do you say MILF in Italian?
Madre vorrei fornicate.
Bueno!
or eMe I eLe eFe
“Erik, your Mom is hot!!”
“That’s my sister”
“Well, this is awkward.”
She needs to make an appointment with Sophie Turner’s doctor.
It is like that mannequin came to life in that movie, and nobody cared.
See…you don’t have to post photos of that exercise chick. There is plenty of this kind of thing to go around.
That’s the face of a man whose recently been sodomized by a muscular “outie” belly button.
Please don’t ask how know.
*how “I” know. Sometimes I type too fast.
Albania….Albania….
you border on the Adriatic…..
Thirty-year-old Cheers quotes are still funny.
Your land is mostly mountainous…
…and your chief export is chrome!
Thirty years ago, that Cheers episode was the best geography lesson most people ever had.
Oh, Lori….
“And to think; a guy who looks exactly like me is banging Jennifer Lopez” said the bodyguard who questioned every life choice he had made to get to that one moment in time.
if she leans back any further that wig is gonna fall right off.
I hope her bra falls off…mama mia…boobies everywhere!
And I tell you, if I ever get a chance to be with a Kardashian girl, I’m gonna stick my hands out like this…..and get me some….
Ashton Kutcher has that effect on women he or his character dates.
Two somewhat predictable reactions to the Wendy Williams pic.
A few more bad movies, and he’ll be delivering food for a living!