The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    tlmck
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    Oh well. We always have reruns.

  2. Justin Bieber
    Montana
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    So THIS is the guy you have to blow to make it in the music industry.

  3. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Montana
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    You talkin to me? You MUST be talkin’ to me… I don’t see no other talkin’ horses around here…

  4. Celine Dion
    Montana
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    Something about blowjobs… No teeth! No… been done. Shit, I got nothing.

  5. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
    Montana
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    Oh my Geeerrrd! We’re Derncin’ on the Cerlin’!!!

  6. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    Toe Jam
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    “What chew talkin’ ’bout, Charles?”

  7. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    M3
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    Taylor Stilts?! the fuck is going on with her torso?

  8. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    M3
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    His Ricky Gervais conscience told him to do it

  9. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    M3
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    How can he have even less her than his Dad?

  10. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    Natty Ice
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    Clearly the Jerry Sandusky joke was a hit with Dennis Quaid…

  11. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    Natty Ice
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    Skinny man-thighs is gross cut off shorts should be a punishable crime.

  12. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    SFRowGuy
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    That’s so enticing Stephen, and just about my size.

  13. Rita Ora Cleavage
    your mom
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    Is she performing anal sex under that dress?

  14. Justin Bieber
    what the huh?
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    does the woman in the back know she is in a car with beiber and pitbull?

  15. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Kitty
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    “Oh Blimey…did I accidently discharge my pistol….No?….okay carry on.”

  16.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Kitty
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    hmmm i didnt’ know this is how you wear thsi style of dress, thank you for showing me overly tan, bleach blonde, stick thing, blonde girl I don’t know….

  17. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    LadyMoustache
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    I’ve always despised her. Not sure why. Maybe because she can’t sing. But she can write songs really well — as long as she keeps dating.

  18. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    LadyMoustache
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    Katy Perry sure hid the pregnancy well.

  19. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    LadyMoustache
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    It’s a cancer ward. Obviously Dennis Quaid has a huge tumor shaped like Gerard Butler. Very sad.

  20. Justin Bieber
    LadyMoustache
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    Stop making fun of lesbians. She can’t help her occasional attraction to men.

  21. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    LadyMoustache
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    Tragically, they later discovered that Mr. Bongo had in fact passed away shortly after the meeting started.

  22. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    LadyMoustache
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    Wow. Just…. wow.

  23. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    LadyMoustache
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    Patrick Swayze’s back!! I knew he couldn’t die.

  24. Miranda Kerr Legs Short Leather Shorts
    LadyMoustache
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    It’s just not possible to diss this chick. She’s altogether charming.

  25. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    LadyMoustache
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    I’m just so glad he’s dating.

  26. Rita Ora Cleavage
    LadyMoustache
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    Apparently this is legal in Albania.

  27. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
    LadyMoustache
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    Weird. He used to be the good-looking part of the couple. She must’ve sucked out his life juice.

  28. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    LadyMoustache
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    It’s just a shame they didn’t bury her when she died back in 1982.

  29. Dita Von Teese Cleavage
    LadyMoustache
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    She’s truly beautiful in that ’40s way. Not sure how she pulls it off.

  30. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    LadyMoustache
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    “Hello! My name is BatShit Crazy!”

  31. Kelly Ripa Mark Consuelos Thin Moustache UNICEF Snowflake Ball
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    Nice of her to bring her landscaper to an event.

  32. Rebel Wilson
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    Honey Boo Boo grew up fast.

  33. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    lori
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    I never realized how inbred he looked until he dyed his hair and eyebrows black, thus creating more contrast with his white skin and bringing more attention to his features.

  34. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    lori
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    Nice hat, db.

  35. Rita Ora Cleavage
    lori
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    Words can’t describe how stupid and untalented she looks to me.

  36. Hilary Duff Cleavage
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    No, the DINGO ate my baby.

  37. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    Prop department put the saddle on backward

  38. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    lori
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    Stop trying so hard to be cool. I’m sorry to say that it’s just not going to happen for you in this lifetime.

  39.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    HollywoodOutsider
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    Dolph Lundgren called …

  40. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    EZ-B
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    For all the good they’re doing with the benefit, the they’re doing far more damage by teaching the kids how to dress like douches.

  41. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    EZ-B
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    If you ever wondered what Colin Farrell looks like doing an impression of Bill Pullman doing an impression of Robert De Niro, today’s your lucky day.

  42. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
    Kat
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    What the hell’s in the mug? Ipecac?

  43. Prince William Jimmys Cambridge
    ChickenHawk
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    It’s nice to see the Prince do a cameo on “Children’s Hospital.”

  44. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    James Marshall
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    “never let anybody touch your naughty bits , here or here !”

  45. Lionel Richie Zenith Concert Hall
    Billy Barty, Jr.
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    “She had a Great Big Asss, Like that kardasian whore !”

  46. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    bethy
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    This is only a test.

  47. Izabel Goulart Butt See Through Dress Vogue Spain December Launch
    dumbasses
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    spain? she is brazilian you stupid asses

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