Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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Oh well. We always have reruns.
So THIS is the guy you have to blow to make it in the music industry.
You talkin to me? You MUST be talkin’ to me… I don’t see no other talkin’ horses around here…
Something about blowjobs… No teeth! No… been done. Shit, I got nothing.
Oh my Geeerrrd! We’re Derncin’ on the Cerlin’!!!
“What chew talkin’ ’bout, Charles?”
Taylor Stilts?! the fuck is going on with her torso?
His Ricky Gervais conscience told him to do it
How can he have even less her than his Dad?
Reptilian genes are stronger in this one.
Clearly the Jerry Sandusky joke was a hit with Dennis Quaid…
Skinny man-thighs is gross cut off shorts should be a punishable crime.
That’s so enticing Stephen, and just about my size.
Is she performing anal sex under that dress?
does the woman in the back know she is in a car with beiber and pitbull?
“Oh Blimey…did I accidently discharge my pistol….No?….okay carry on.”
hmmm i didnt’ know this is how you wear thsi style of dress, thank you for showing me overly tan, bleach blonde, stick thing, blonde girl I don’t know….
I’ve always despised her. Not sure why. Maybe because she can’t sing. But she can write songs really well — as long as she keeps dating.
she sings just fine. Better than Justin Bieber and Rebecca Black.
Katy Perry sure hid the pregnancy well.
It’s a cancer ward. Obviously Dennis Quaid has a huge tumor shaped like Gerard Butler. Very sad.
Stop making fun of lesbians. She can’t help her occasional attraction to men.
Tragically, they later discovered that Mr. Bongo had in fact passed away shortly after the meeting started.
Wow. Just…. wow.
Patrick Swayze’s back!! I knew he couldn’t die.
It’s just not possible to diss this chick. She’s altogether charming.
I’m just so glad he’s dating.
Apparently this is legal in Albania.
Weird. He used to be the good-looking part of the couple. She must’ve sucked out his life juice.
It’s just a shame they didn’t bury her when she died back in 1982.
She’s truly beautiful in that ’40s way. Not sure how she pulls it off.
“Hello! My name is BatShit Crazy!”
Nice of her to bring her landscaper to an event.
Honey Boo Boo grew up fast.
I never realized how inbred he looked until he dyed his hair and eyebrows black, thus creating more contrast with his white skin and bringing more attention to his features.
Nice hat, db.
Words can’t describe how stupid and untalented she looks to me.
No, the DINGO ate my baby.
Prop department put the saddle on backward
Stop trying so hard to be cool. I’m sorry to say that it’s just not going to happen for you in this lifetime.
Dolph Lundgren called …
For all the good they’re doing with the benefit, the they’re doing far more damage by teaching the kids how to dress like douches.
If you ever wondered what Colin Farrell looks like doing an impression of Bill Pullman doing an impression of Robert De Niro, today’s your lucky day.
What the hell’s in the mug? Ipecac?
It’s nice to see the Prince do a cameo on “Children’s Hospital.”
“never let anybody touch your naughty bits , here or here !”
Should be “Never let any BLOKE touch your naughty bits , here or here!”
“She had a Great Big Asss, Like that kardasian whore !”
This is only a test.
spain? she is brazilian you stupid asses