The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.29.12

November 29th, 2012 // 582 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.

Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    EricLr
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    Bet her prom date is going to end up having a very nasty song written about him.

  2. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Cock Dr
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    Ummm…why the gloves? To avoid leaving fingerprints at the scene of the crime?

  3. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
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    “I’m just going to keep smiling kids. Don’t make eye contact and DO NOT go with this man to the bathroom. Stick with me and we might get out of this alive.”

  4. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    EricLr
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    Uh oh, he’s in trouble. Australian law specifically prohibits importing Jared Leto.

  5.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Cock Dr
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    Contender for biggest side boob of the year.

  6. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    EricLr
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    Just hit her that her baby isn’t in there.

  7. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    That wouldn’t happen with the Keystone Beer specially lined can.

  8. Rebel Wilson
    joe
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    Beth Ditto knows how to shower?

  9. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    EricLr
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    Look, Mr. Butler, we’re very glad you banged all those women. But the chemo really makes us weak, so can we sit down now?

  10. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    Let this be a lesson to you kids:
    You may think getting high and taking a Koala home might sound fun but in reality you just broke a few pedophile rules…

  11. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    EricLr
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    Still think meth is cool, kids?

  12. Leslie Mann
    joe
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    More like Leslie Mann-Hands, amirite?

  13. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    Cock Dr
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    Curbing worldwide deforestation doesn’t seem to be keeping President Bongo’s attention.
    I would just like to thank Photo Boy for giving us all the chance to type “President Bongo”. Kinda made my day.

  14. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    I can literally hear the COPS soundtrack playing in the background…

  15. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    Mr. Poop
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    duff looking porky

  16. Justin Bieber
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    “Yeah, can we get 2 of those butt bead thingies???”

  17. Justin Bieber
    EricLr
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    And tonight, a bodyguard thinks about the fateful day he dropped out of college to chase his dream of an acting career in New York.

  18. Justin Bieber
    Mr. Poop
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    that security guard looks thrilled to have that dyke climbing all over him

  19. Joe Jonas Fedora Dust Mask
    joe
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    The mask is for girl cooties.

  20. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    Cock Dr
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    I remember when Colin was kinda hot.

  21. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
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    How are any of us going to think of a caption that’s funnier than the picture?

  22. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
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    Did she have them reduced? What sorcery is this????

  23. Shia LaBeouf Cut Off Jean Shorts Dirty Sneakers
    Mr. Poop
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    the last time I wore shorts like that, I got beat up

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      as true artiste he gets a pass for everything us uncultured folks might find “super douchey”

  24. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Sheppy
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    Weirdest record store he’s ever been in.

  25. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Mr. Poop
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    “Homeless man finds shelter in local Barnes and Noble”

  26. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
    EricLr
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    “The UK would like to begin with a resolution that all members of this panel be required to bathe daily and wear deodorant”.

  27. Dennis Quaid Gerard Butler Playing For Keeps Screening Childrens Hospital Benefit
    joe
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    Jesus, Gerry, this is a kid’s hospital, not a rehab center. No cavity searches.

  28. Prince Charles Ali Bongo President Of Gabon
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    Sorry but Prince Dick and Ali Bongo sounds like a porn title…

  29.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Mr. Poop
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    that right boob is threatening escape, and I ain’t complaining

  30. Hilary Duff Cleavage
    guttboy
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    Looks quite doable to me. Yep, even when I put me glasses on!

  31.  Ellie Kelaart Side Boob 26th Annual ARIA Awards
    Sheppy
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    Epic sideboob.

  32. Miranda Kerr Legs Short Leather Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    She is so pretty, but I do feel some resentment at how she ALWAYS looks fantastic. It’s just not fair.

    • HELLO

      UGH! I know…Just so sexy :) I would like to know all the vicky c’s skin care secrets and how come their implants look so damn good??

      I mean, I’m a naturally thin woman with small boobs and most of the other naturally thin women I see who get implants do not look good at all because they look so obvious!

      The angels on the other hand..Their boobs/impants, bodies, hair, skin..Perfection!

      • Just a word of advice, for what it’s worth…DO NOT get your breast implants at Sears.

      • HELLO

        lol..but it seems like even filthy rich women have bad looking Tijuana style, bolt on boob jobs..Even a lot of the ones who go smaller…So I think it might be an implant thing in general. Unless you are an “angel” seriously, they probably have insurance on them though but W0w In general even if they have gotten a little bit of work done they still look naturally beautiful, always…And Miranda is my fave!! She looks awesome with blonde hair too.

      • Take Tamara Ecclestone for example… her old man’s worth billions and her tits look like they came out of a boobie bargain bin.

      • Frank Burns

        pics?

  33. Taylor Swift Cleavage 26th Annual ARIA Awards
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    Worst up-skirt pic, ever.

  34. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    “It’s going to be OK. I can still see Mom and nobody is just going to let this weirdo take me away, right?”

  35. Rebel Wilson
    Mr. Poop
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    where are the photos from after she gets kicked off for being too fat?

  36. Stephen Dorff Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    DiegoAD
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    Dorff´s reaction to this edition having no nudity says it all.

  37. Billy Ray Cyrus Poofy Hair Guitar Leather Gloves Barnes & Noble
    Lando Kardasisian
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    ” I’m ciphering just like the younguns do in school ! Hey , ya’ll , I’m ciphering !

    • Billy Barty, Jr.

      “Where you all got them picture books or them comic books? These here books got too many words !
      I can only remember a few of them letters at a time “

  38. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
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    “Move out of my way or I shoot Mr Pinkie!!!!”

  39. Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Valentino Master Of Couture Private View
    guttboy
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    Still looking rock solid.

  40. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    EricLr
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    His penis finally realized that the only way out was death.

  41. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
    meeps!
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    Unfortunate that Breaking Bad is going away because she is killing her audition…

  42. Rita Ora Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    And did the Albanians enjoy this performance? It seems like she’s really giving it to ‘em.

  43. Colin Farrell Long Hair Pointing Gun At White Horse Winters Tale Set
    guttboy
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    About to pull a “Plaxico”

  44. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
    BP
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    Mummy, this security guy is awfully chummy!

  45. Celine Dion
    EricLr
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    Screeeeeeeeeeeeetttttcccchhhhhhhh!!!

  46. Matthew McConaughey Skinny Moustache The Dallas Buyers Club Set
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    Alright… Al– OH What the fuck happen to you????

  47. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    “Yes, I would like to return this, please? This isn’t what I ordered. I distinctly remember asking the sales manager for something with big tits.”

  48. Russell Brand Hugging Child Sydney Airport
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    Feel the burn.

  49. Lisa Robin Kelly Mugshot
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    Laura Prepon laughs at how your life has turned out. Laura Prepon. Way to go.

  50. Sophia Loren Cleavage Pirelli Calendar Unveiling
    Cock Dr
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    The old gal still has a great rack.

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