Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which, I’m not going to lie, probably belongs in an evidence locker. We’ve got Russell Brand cold on corruption of a minor, along with Gerard Butler & Dennis Quaid and whoever this guy is with Bieber. Not to mention Colin Farrell desperately avoiding public masturbation, and Shia‘s spiral into vagrancy.
Also this. Whatever is going on here has to be some sort of crime,
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Bet her prom date is going to end up having a very nasty song written about him.
Ummm…why the gloves? To avoid leaving fingerprints at the scene of the crime?
“I’m just going to keep smiling kids. Don’t make eye contact and DO NOT go with this man to the bathroom. Stick with me and we might get out of this alive.”
Uh oh, he’s in trouble. Australian law specifically prohibits importing Jared Leto.
Eric.. That is FUNNY!!
Contender for biggest side boob of the year.
It’s really quite special.
Just hit her that her baby isn’t in there.
That wouldn’t happen with the Keystone Beer specially lined can.
Beth Ditto knows how to shower?
Look, Mr. Butler, we’re very glad you banged all those women. But the chemo really makes us weak, so can we sit down now?
Let this be a lesson to you kids:
You may think getting high and taking a Koala home might sound fun but in reality you just broke a few pedophile rules…
Still think meth is cool, kids?
More like Leslie Mann-Hands, amirite?
Curbing worldwide deforestation doesn’t seem to be keeping President Bongo’s attention.
I would just like to thank Photo Boy for giving us all the chance to type “President Bongo”. Kinda made my day.
LOL
Much more fun name than Obama or Mittens.
I can literally hear the COPS soundtrack playing in the background…
duff looking porky
I’d pork her.
“Yeah, can we get 2 of those butt bead thingies???”
And tonight, a bodyguard thinks about the fateful day he dropped out of college to chase his dream of an acting career in New York.
that security guard looks thrilled to have that dyke climbing all over him
The mask is for girl cooties.
I remember when Colin was kinda hot.
How are any of us going to think of a caption that’s funnier than the picture?
I fold.
Did she have them reduced? What sorcery is this????
the last time I wore shorts like that, I got beat up
as true artiste he gets a pass for everything us uncultured folks might find “super douchey”
Weirdest record store he’s ever been in.
“Homeless man finds shelter in local Barnes and Noble”
“The UK would like to begin with a resolution that all members of this panel be required to bathe daily and wear deodorant”.
Jesus, Gerry, this is a kid’s hospital, not a rehab center. No cavity searches.
Sorry but Prince Dick and Ali Bongo sounds like a porn title…
that right boob is threatening escape, and I ain’t complaining
Looks quite doable to me. Yep, even when I put me glasses on!
Epic sideboob.
She is so pretty, but I do feel some resentment at how she ALWAYS looks fantastic. It’s just not fair.
UGH! I know…Just so sexy :) I would like to know all the vicky c’s skin care secrets and how come their implants look so damn good??
I mean, I’m a naturally thin woman with small boobs and most of the other naturally thin women I see who get implants do not look good at all because they look so obvious!
The angels on the other hand..Their boobs/impants, bodies, hair, skin..Perfection!
Just a word of advice, for what it’s worth…DO NOT get your breast implants at Sears.
lol..but it seems like even filthy rich women have bad looking Tijuana style, bolt on boob jobs..Even a lot of the ones who go smaller…So I think it might be an implant thing in general. Unless you are an “angel” seriously, they probably have insurance on them though but W0w In general even if they have gotten a little bit of work done they still look naturally beautiful, always…And Miranda is my fave!! She looks awesome with blonde hair too.
Take Tamara Ecclestone for example… her old man’s worth billions and her tits look like they came out of a boobie bargain bin.
pics?
Worst up-skirt pic, ever.
“It’s going to be OK. I can still see Mom and nobody is just going to let this weirdo take me away, right?”
where are the photos from after she gets kicked off for being too fat?
Dorff´s reaction to this edition having no nudity says it all.
” I’m ciphering just like the younguns do in school ! Hey , ya’ll , I’m ciphering !
“Where you all got them picture books or them comic books? These here books got too many words !
I can only remember a few of them letters at a time “
“Move out of my way or I shoot Mr Pinkie!!!!”
Still looking rock solid.
His penis finally realized that the only way out was death.
Unfortunate that Breaking Bad is going away because she is killing her audition…
And did the Albanians enjoy this performance? It seems like she’s really giving it to ‘em.
About to pull a “Plaxico”
Mummy, this security guy is awfully chummy!
Screeeeeeeeeeeeetttttcccchhhhhhhh!!!
Heeeeeee-Hawwwwww!
Alright… Al– OH What the fuck happen to you????
“Yes, I would like to return this, please? This isn’t what I ordered. I distinctly remember asking the sales manager for something with big tits.”
Feel the burn.
Laura Prepon laughs at how your life has turned out. Laura Prepon. Way to go.
It gets worse, she’s nearly the age when Pekinese’ eyeballs start popping out.
The old gal still has a great rack.