The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.21.13

November 21st, 2013 // 333 Comments

“And boom goes the dynamite.” – Chris Brown

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed where right up front I’m letting you know I’ve been nursing a ridiculous hangover all day [Ed. Note: Gotcha covered, old chum. – SW], because I am a willpower-less man-child who somehow still doesn’t understand his own limitations. That said, I apologize if this gallery doesn’t hold up its usual gold standard of photographic excellence. Although, I didn’t forget the butts, or Russian Paz de la Huerta, or Jon Hamm jacking a car up with his penis, so I’ll call this one a solid B-.

Do I get extra credit for Jennifer Hudson‘s cameltoe?

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sarah Michelle Gellar Cut And Bruised Face Makeup
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    Chris Brown just spooged.

  2. Hulk Hogan Nick Hogan Brooke Hogan
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    I hope Nick’s calling a cab.

  3. Aubrey ODay Buttcrack Naked In Bed Dog Instagram
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    Her tattoo translates to “treasure before pleasure.”

  4. Hulk Hogan Nick Hogan Brooke Hogan
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    Brooke is thick. I like it.

  5. Aubrey ODay Buttcrack Naked In Bed Dog Instagram
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    I wouldn’t mind waking up next to this.

  6. Verne Troyer Harry Styles Mask
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    I don’t even know.

  7. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    Rode hard and put away wet.

    Yikes.

  8. Jennifer Hudson Cameltoe Spandex Pants
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    That cameltoe run deep. I’m glad she’s keeping the weight off.

  9. Sarah Michelle Gellar Cut And Bruised Face Makeup
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    Look, I don’t want to point any fingers (it was Chris Brown), but this looks like it could be (it was definitely Chris Brown) the work of a known woman beater. It seems the victim is even happy it happened to her (read: IT WAS CHRIS BROWN!!).
    We may never find the identity of the assailant.

  10. Jenny McCarthy Leather Top The View Disneyland
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    “…this song goes out to all the children who couldn’t be here because they’re at home with a crippling, preventable disease….”

  11. Hulk Hogan Nick Hogan Brooke Hogan
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    They’re always blown away by magic tricks…

  12. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Tire Shop
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    To adjust his penis, he has to reach for his shoe.

  13. Aubrey ODay Buttcrack Naked In Bed Dog Instagram
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    That dog has seen some shit…

  14. Kat Von D With Guy In Skinny Jeans
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    sorry Kat, after Lady Gaga, there’s nothing left for you to do.

  15. Verne Troyer Harry Styles Mask
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    That’s nightmare fuel right there…

  16. Fergie Getting Makeup Done Extra
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    There are double the people down below trying to hide the penis. Maria Menunous will do that to you.

  17. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    of the many qualities I can appreciate in women, “greasy countenance” never made the list.

  18. Kourtney Kardashian Butt Tight Jeans Heels
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    caught red handed going door to door to give away the kid

  19. Jennifer Lawrence Screaming Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere New York City
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    Damnit! Jennifer’s shit herself again!”

  20. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Tire Shop
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    How that woman isn’t walking bow-legged is beyond my understanding…

  21. Seal Chateau Marmont
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    Michelle Rodriguez knows better than to touch a man’s cameras.

  22. Aubrey ODay Buttcrack Naked In Bed Dog Instagram
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    “When you gaze into the abyss the abyss gazes into you.”
    A Little White Dog

  23. Jennifer Lawrence Screaming Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere New York City
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    Never trust a fart, Jennifer… Just don’t…

  24. Jenny McCarthy Leather Top The View Disneyland
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    “I will now sing a prayer I prepared especially for the big flashlight in the sky….”

  25. Aubrey ODay Buttcrack Naked In Bed Dog Instagram
    Fromage
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    Whoring, whore dee, whore whore. Whore’s that whore, and whores that whore them. Sorry…I hate this bitch.

  26. Winona Ryder Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    Middle-aged, crazy and still damn sexy.

  27. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    This is not what the web site said my bride would look like…

  28. Stephen King Two Tone Hair Doctor Sleep Presentation Congress Center Hamburg
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    King: “In this book a monster terrorizes people in a small New England town for no particular reason, and is vanquished through the power of love”

    Reporter: “So, you don’t even try any more?”

    King: “No, i do not”

  29. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Fergie’s got something extra for you.

  30. Stephen King Two Tone Hair Doctor Sleep Presentation Congress Center Hamburg
    Fromage
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    “Good thing I made all my money from my early novels, cuz my recent pile of turds, aint selling for shit.”

  31. Maria Menounos Butt Tight Minidress Extra
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    Good lord, she’s amazing.

  32. Verne Troyer Harry Styles Mask
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    What has once been seen can never be unseen. Goddamn you, Photo Boy.

  33. Fergie Getting Makeup Done Extra
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    “make sure to use concealer on the adam’s apple people”.

  34. Jon Hamm Jennifer Westfeldt Tire Shop
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    Hamm just sold her to the tire guy and is sneaking away to get four new “tires”.

  35. Kat Von D With Guy In Skinny Jeans
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    If this isn’t a reason to declare jihad, I don’t know what is.

  36. Winona Ryder Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Fromage
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    “Look into my eyes…look into my eyes…I did not steal these ear rings. There is no crime here. Now, get me a turkey sandwich.”

  37. Jennifer Lawrence Screaming Elizabeth Banks The Hunger Games Catching Fire Premiere New York City
    it had to be said
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    Something something . . . oral sex . . . something . . . poop

  38. Pippa Middleton Butt
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    That fabric gives her the illusion that she has an ass. Good job.

  39. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
    Fromage
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    Picture on Wikipedia, under “train wreck”.

  40. Stephen King Two Tone Hair Doctor Sleep Presentation Congress Center Hamburg
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    “I got a Castle Rock in my colon.”

  41. Dr Oz Wife Lisa Oz Kissing His Ear Knicks Game
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    Don’t worry, honey, I snuck in a baked potato in my bra

  42. Dr Oz Wife Lisa Oz Kissing His Ear Knicks Game
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    I’m a little surprised he’s not wearing his scrubs. Otherwise how do people know he’s a DOCTOR!?!

  43. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    Is is greasy outside?

  44. Winona Ryder Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    However old she is, she doesn’t look it

  45. Stephen King Two Tone Hair Doctor Sleep Presentation Congress Center Hamburg
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    “Give me those puppies!”

  46. Kat Von D With Guy In Skinny Jeans
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    That’s a badass Simpsons hoodie though

  47. Sophie Monk Pole Dancing
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    If you’re that hard-up for some pole Sophie, I’m just a phone call away.

  48. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    She just got done making out with Brandon Davis.

  49. Nadeea Volianova Drunk Cleavage Homefront Premiere Planet Hollywood Vegas
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    I guess a gal works up a sweat totin’ those bombs around.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Bra See Through Shirt High Slit Skirt
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    When did she become part Asian?

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