The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.20.14

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, your daily dose of random celebrities you thought were dead mixed with women’s butts in yoga pants and excited gay dudes. I honestly have no clue how these things combine so harmoniously that you guys happily devour them daily, but I choose not to question what I consider to be magic. So by all means, enjoy this random collection of photos that equates to a pulled pork sandwich with hot fudge sauce, and shit, I said yesterday I wasn’t going to make fun of Kelly Clarkson.

*walks to podium* I’d like to dedicate this award for ‘Longest Way Around For A Fat Joke’ to my parents. Your choice to raise me Catholic effectively beat the self-esteem out of me like it was an alter boy who couldn’t keep his mouth shu–*music swells*

- Photo Boy

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