The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11

November 17th, 2011 // 490 Comments

“Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpful visual aid for determining if your orphanage has typhoid.

Now I get it. Rosie O’Donnell is Khloe’s real dad,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Minky Wail
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    Selma Hayek is over there looking at the same bag. Chola smackdown in tres,…dos….

  2. Jojo Cleavage
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    Mr Brainwash art studio sounds like a place where they give you a roofie and then take nude photos of you.

    Does anyone have the address?

  3. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    lsk
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    That’s a nice backside!! Gotta get me some of that.

  4. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    lsk
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    Forget Occupy Wall street, I gotta Occupy Lauren Pope

  5. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    me
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    that double-sided tape is working overtime tonight!

  6. Kelly Rowland Cleavage
    Minky Wail
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    I don’t remember reading that Christopher Robin bought a BB gun, but there’s the proof.

  7. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
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    That is totally the smile of a woman who is sick to death of Antionio Bandaras groping her for the last 15 years

  8. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    They’re making the Gingerbread Man uncomfortable and that makes me uncomfortable.

  9. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
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    This is why Al Qaeda hates us.

  10. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Minky Wail
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    I thought only Greg Focker could milk a cat this much.

  11. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Sheppy
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    How does she keep escaping from NJ? Just terrible security.

  12. Justin Bieber
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    Bieber is trying to give Danny Bonaducea a reach-around from the front. Weird.

  13. Mee Mee

    I don’t get what the “maple” references are about?

  14. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
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    NYPD is coming up with newer and more creative ways to deliver pepper spray to the Occupy protesters.

  15. Khloe Kardashian
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    Plain or peanut, Khloe?

    “Neither, I want the Pretzel ones.”

  16. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It would be nicer if she hadn’t it on sideways

  17. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    That’s not daring. Daring is sitting on a cinema seat dressed like that.

  18. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Biff
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    I thought she lost some weight. Guess she fell off the wagon.

  19. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Classy. Understated. Doric I’d say.

  20. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    catapostrophe
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    Unabashed douchery.

  21. Khloe Kardashian
    biff boof
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    Clicked the thumnail thinking it was Miley Cyrus

  22. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    kimmykimkim
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    You’re turning violet, Violet! You big round fatty fat!

  23. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    McSweaty
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    She looks like Jessie from Toy Story, bendy legs and all!

  24. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Minky Wail
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    Guy in the back: “Hate it!”

  25. Jojo Cleavage
    McSweaty
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    NoNo.

  26. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Two ghosts condemned to wander the world forever promoting Puss in Boots

  27. Jojo Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    Seriously though she looks like a hooker on dollar day.

  28. Elisabetta Canalis
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    now I see why Clooney dumped her.

  29. Katie Price Cleavage
    kimmykimkim
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    What does she do agai-BOOOOOBS!

  30. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    _me
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    Turn those stache tips south and you’ve got a ‘Mini-Spurlok’.

  31. Justin Bieber
    Misana
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    this is an unfortunate photo. lol

  32. Victoria Beckham
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Posh chill values as low as zero

  33. Justin Bieber
    little turtle head
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    HE looks pissed he didn’t find a cock…

  34. Justin Bieber
    Venom
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    “Must remember to wear a condom this time”

  35. Khloe Kardashian
    Venom
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    Seriously, who buys books written by retards like her and Snooki?
    Their average demographic have IQs of 85.

  36. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Venom
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    Soon she will have to worry about Kim Kardashian fighting her for these gigs.

  37. Victoria Beckham
    Venom
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    Seriously, what is this bitch’s problem?
    She was born filthy rich, got even richer, has a famous good looking husband and kids, smile asshole, your life is great.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    Venom
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    Holy shit she got fat, she better lay off the food ASAP.

  39. Warwick Davis
    Venom
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    Dinklage is going to be pissed.

  40. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Evil Dick Tater
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    “Hello, baby-sitting service? I requested a sitter and you sent me Paris Hilton… Really? Is she all you have left? Alright, thanks. Hello, Jerry Sandusky?”

  41. Jojo Cleavage
    Venom
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    Fuck she is hot and she looks positively dirty.

  42. Justin Bieber
    MrsWrong
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    Quit grinning, it’s not a penis…it’s just an outtie

  43. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    Venom
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    Seriously dude, not the week to be walking around looking like a child molester.

  44. Khloe Kardashian
    MrsWrong
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    I didn’t realize they made a Trans-gender Barbie

  45. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Misana
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    barbie

  46. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Venom
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    He keeps rubbing up on her all the time like that her billionaire hubby is going to have him whacked.

  47. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Venom
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    And it would not be a day of no talents if we did not have Snooki show up.

    • MrsWrong

      %3…And I’d just like to say that I recognized the lack of substance in your comment so quickly my browser told me to slow down….
      sooo…YOU…DID….NOT…CONTRIBUTE…TO…THE…GENERAL…DISCUSSION.

      • Venom

        You really need to get a life, because yours is fucking sad and pathetic. The fact that you think people give two shits about your opinion especially on here lends to the fact that you are probably a powerless loser in real life.

      • TomFrank

        What happened to those classic Venom “I don’t care what people on the Internet think about me” posts? You know, the ones that went on for two or three paragraphs about how it wasn’t worth your time or trouble to respond?

      • Hey MrsWrong, who died and made you the scorekeeper? I, personally, don’t recognize your expertise or your level of good judgment that qualifies you to make such discernments.

        Nothing personal. I still have the hots for you.

  48. Jamie Lynn Sigler
    Venom
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    That is the kind of coat she should be wearing with nothing on underneath.

  49. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
    Venom
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    This would be so much better if it was firing all over her naked boobs.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    Evil Dick Tater
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    LeAnn, watch out for that crack in the sidewalk! (whoosh) Well, there she goes…

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