The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11

November 17th, 2011 // 490 Comments

“Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpful visual aid for determining if your orphanage has typhoid.

Now I get it. Rosie O’Donnell is Khloe’s real dad,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    DeucePickle
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    “Surprise, new noses for everyone ! They only come in this one shape though”.

  2. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    Somebody finally made a dress that looks like that a Showgirl’s poster.

  3. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    it had to be said
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    “Please make the strawheaded giant go away.”

    “No, honey, that’s blonde hair.”

    “I wasn’t talking about her hair.”

  4. Victoria Beckham
    it had to be said
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    Smile and the world smiles with you.

  5. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Deacon Jones
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    You know he bangs her on the side.

    His wife looks like a walking corpse and these two always seem to make public appearances together.

    • Trek Girl

      Hmmm – I don’t know about that.

      Salma has a husband whom she seems to love. Salma and Antonio are always making public appearances together because they are promoting “Puss in Boots”. They have also been in at least 3 movies together and are good friends, which could explain other appearances of theirs that you might be recalling.

  6. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’ve seen less fake smiles on those kids Jerry Sandusky was taking on trips.

  7. Warwick Davis
    it had to be said
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    Shit, even dudes are starting to carry their phones now.

  8. Justin Bieber
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    Slyly, he undid her pants and while nobody was looking, he sprayed her with Bieber Seed.

  9. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Richard McBeef
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    have you ever heard the term, “fuck a duck”? Well, some iguana took it literally and then this happened.

  10. Victoria Beckham
    DeucePickle
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    Now to melt those cameras, Laser Beam Eyes, engage !

  11. Jojo Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Them’s child-bearing hips. You’re gonna want at least two rubbers with this one.

  12. Justin Bieber
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    The Maple Christ is making Spanish panties sticky.

  13. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    it had to be said
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    OK, I’m aware of men’s health. Now shave that thing.

  14. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Euroman
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    Does anyone know how many kilos of cocaine she can carry from Bali into US if she packs it tightly in her lady-parts? (My money is on 3 Kilos)

  15. Khloe Kardashian
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    The Superficial presents: Messin’ with the Sasquatch.

  16. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Sarah
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    The poor girl at the bottom left – her face says she can smell the chlamydia.

  17. Khloe Kardashian
    Minky Wail
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    “Mr. Dinklage you can stand on all three, but you’re still not going to be able to do me doggy.”

  18. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
    dontkillthemessenger
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    This is some of the creepiest shit I’ve seen since the Chaz Bono-Richard Simmons pic.

  19. Jamie Lynn Sigler
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    “Jamie! Jamie! How did Soprano’s REALLY end?!?!?!”

  20. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    it had to be said
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    Well played, Snooki. I didn’t even thing to comment on what a shitty little ewok you are when I saw those disastrous shoes.

  21. Elisabetta Canalis
    SSHGuru
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    It’s Steven Tyler – he found the fountain of youth.

  22. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
    it had to be said
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    She’s working with the NYPD to clear Occupy out of the park! It’s a trap!

  23. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
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    This is why front row seats suck.

  24. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    Sarah
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    “No one calls me “chunky” even if they are just referring to my ill-fitting cable-knit sweater

  25. Khloe Kardashian
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    “Mom, why am I signing your books again?”
    “Because I’m a lazy money grubbing whore.”
    “That’s right Mom, sorry.”

  26. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Richard McBeef
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    OMG!! I fucking LOVE THOSE SHOES!!!!!

  27. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Minky Wail
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    Damn those teenage maids at the Conrad Bali sure squeeze out a lot of kids

  28. Jojo Cleavage
    Jill Ess
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    At first glance I thought this was Lindsay. I was impressed by how healthy she looks! False alarm.

  29. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Euroman
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    You know…there used to be a time when clown put some effort in their make up to create sad or happy faces; wore this outrageously over-sized shoes and cloths with the sole purpose of making people happy.

    Now we get this idiot instead; times sure have changed.

  30. Jamie Lynn Sigler
    Satan's bitch
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    She’s wearing her shoplifting jacket.

  31. Paris Hilton Orphanage
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    In the latest hidden tactic by the authorities to curb a population explosion, the latest Ebola virus is released on the third world. Cunningly disguised a genital herpes.

  32. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Jill Ess
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    pssst, honey, you ripped your dress…

  33. Victoria Beckham
    Minky Wail
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    Because despite needing tinted goggles to combat the blinding sun, those frigid Autumn days in Socal would be insufferable without a fur coat.

  34. Warwick Davis
    maruli
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    Wow, he hasn’t aged at all.

  35. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
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    …and from the Seemingly Pointless collection, here is a woollen jersey that doesn’t cover you up.

  36. Victoria Beckham
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    Falcor flies commercial?

  37. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
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    Flat rate box. If it fits, it ships.

  38. Jojo Cleavage
    bonerspunk
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    Fuckin’ A! I’ve been following her since she was 12! She’s hot! Want nudez nowz!!!

    Oh wait…..

  39. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    GLT
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    Gary Oldman’s looking quite youthful these days.

  40. Warwick Davis
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    Sticking your chest out doesn’t make you look any bigger.

  41. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    70′s porno mustache.

  42. Warwick Davis
    Minky Wail
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    So that’s what Vern Troyer would look like with hair, and a job.

  43. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
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    Nice to see Snooki in Hollywood, since most of Hollywood has been in her.

  44. Justin Bieber
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    He’s not groping her, he’s changing tracks on his ipod.

  45. Khloe Kardashian
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    Dollhouse? You sure that’s not Tollhouse, as in delicious cookies eaten by the truckload?

  46. Paris Hilton Orphanage
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    “eewe…she’s hugging me right where that Rick Soloman guy jizzed”

  47. Elisabetta Canalis
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    Cindy Crawford finally cut of the mole.

  48. Victoria Beckham
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    She’s like a ray of sunshine in an otherwise overcast day.

  49. Randall

    I’m surprised you didn’t find a way to squeeze in another 2 or 3 posts obsessing about Penn State before the end of the day.

  50. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
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    The worst part is that she’s firing all the Russell’s seamen over the crowd, this is the stuff she swallowed and vomited back into the vat before firing it out over the crowd.
    “Hmmm, this concert is a tad salty”

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