The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.17.11

November 17th, 2011 // 490 Comments

“Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpful visual aid for determining if your orphanage has typhoid.

Now I get it. Rosie O’Donnell is Khloe’s real dad,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Person,

    Thank you for reading my book which I wrote and stuff.

    Love,

    Khloe with a K

  2. Paris Hilton Orphanage
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    Once a year Jodi O’Shea orphanage flies in Paris Hilton to remind that kids that their situation could be worse.

  3. Justin Bieber
    dontkillthemessenger
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    He’s already got the hand down her pants/hug in front of a group of people move down.

    I’m just glad he didn’t grow up near State College.

  4. Paris Hilton Orphanage
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    “Please put me down. I’d rather live in abject poverty than be adopted by you.”

  5. Paris Hilton Orphanage
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    I didn’t think I’d ever see the day when third world children were afraid of contracting diseases from a first world source…

  6. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
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    Not much point in x-raying that.

  7. Justin Bieber
    Kurt Barlow
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    30 seconds later she was pregnant.

  8. Victoria Beckham
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    “David, are you smiling? KNOCK IT OFF.”

  9. Warwick Davis
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    Awwww. Look at that wee little double breasted coat.

  10. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    That thing looks glued on…

  11. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    Cock Dr
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    Well, those faces in front say it all, don’t they?

  12. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
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    What the hell does Banderas have on her that allows him to keep making those poses while she has to smile???

  13. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    He looks like a Mexican 7th grader.

  14. Justin Bieber
    DeucePickle
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ok, let me just find the uterus…there we go….and we’re good.”

  15. Jamie Lynn Sigler
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    She’s got Turtle’s old coat!

  16. Khloe Kardashian
    Kurt Barlow
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    I’m just gonna trace my hand and draw a turkey, okay? Mmmmm, turkey.

  17. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
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    I just realized there IS somebody I care less about than a Kardashian.

  18. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
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    It’s ironic that he has a mustache that looks stupid, but also ironic that it’s the only ironic thing about him. Hipsters everywhere just had their heads explode.

  19. Elisabetta Canalis
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    She makes Hillary Swank look feminine.

  20. Salma Hayek Antonio Banderas
    Jill
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    Guess which ones the “Boots”

  21. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Commented on this photo:

    Strong wind…strong wind…strong wind!

  22. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
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    I would let her squirt on me.

  23. Paris Hilton Orphanage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Do you really expect us to believe Paris Hilton is hugging indigent children?

    I guess that body cloning thing really exists.

  24. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The backside has something in common with the front side.
    Two big bulging somethings….

  25. Justin Bieber
    Richard McBeef
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    Don’t let the smile fool you, Bieber is deathly afraid she’ll end up pregnant from that hug. It’s about time Usher sits the kid down and tells him about the birds and the bees.

  26. Victoria Beckham
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    P.I.M.P.

  27. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    I have to start paying more attention to these dipshit Twilight movies.

    • Trek Girl

      No – no, you don’t. Just wait for the premiere pictures and stills from the movies.
      We, your fellow commenters, don’t need you getting sucked into the “Twlight” just for a peek at a pretty lady or two. I know all too well what it does to people. *shudders*

  28. Khloe Kardashian
    DeucePickle
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    Hey, I do everything threes at a time. Eat samwiches, be sisters, sign book things….everything.

  29. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    “Ma’am, can you put the red carpet back on the floor please?”

  30. Khloe Kardashian
    Richard McBeef
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    I could say all variety of terrible things about the beast, but she is easily the most tolerable of those kunts.

  31. Elisabetta Canalis
    Jill
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    Wow, the clues keep adding up for the not-so-secret homosexuality of Clooney.

  32. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    That would look sexy on somebody else.

  33. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    Watch. Some gay dude is going to come on here and say something about her shoes.

  34. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t ever need to see “Snookie’s” shoes. Cut her off right at the knees….or much much higher.

  35. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
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    Am I the only one who is thinking,” she’s not wearing underpants.”

  36. Snooki Neon Yellow Shoes
    Bonky
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    If it weren’t for all her STD’s and having to listen to her talk, I wouldnt mind banging that thang.

  37. Jojo Cleavage
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    uh….who?

    You mean her name isn’t “dime a dozen cum guzzler”?

  38. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
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    She could sit that ass on my face anytime.

  39. Jojo Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Hot damn. It would not take her long to brainwash me.

  40. Katy Perry Cleavage Water Cannon
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like good wholesome family entertainment.

  41. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    Deacon Jones
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes indeed, Doc.

    And if I saw her in person I believe I would tackle her like a fucking linebacker right through that shelving.

  42. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    Richard McBeef
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    Apparently child molestation doesn’t count or he would never be at something called “Virgin Unite”

  43. Jojo Cleavage
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    Jojo got some nice hips.

  44. Jojo Cleavage
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    I would like to see more of the body, but I would hit it.

  45. Sofia Vergara Butt Tight Jeans
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo-b. This pic sucks.

  46. Lauren Pope Side Boob Legs
    Cock Dr
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    Lots of strategic glue and doubletape going on in that dress.

  47. Khloe Kardashian
    it had to be said
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    Wait, that’s not Rosie O’Donnell?

    • Sarah

      I thought the same thing. She needs a thought bubble where she wants to give Seussical The Musical another try.

  48. Kevin Connolly Perv Moustache
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow!

    With that mustache there, it’s like I completely forgot that he’ll be forever type cast as a short complainer that walks fast.

  49. Elisabetta Canalis
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    who’s this dude?

  50. Kelly Rowland Cleavage
    dontkillthemessenger
    Commented on this photo:

    Children definitely need fake hair and fake breasts.

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