“Just one more maple-jig.. and you’re pregnant!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring the return of Pedo-Kevin Connolly, a side of Sofia Vergara I never knew existed, Mr. Skeleton goes for a plane ride and a helpful visual aid for determining if your orphanage has typhoid.
Now I get it. Rosie O’Donnell is Khloe’s real dad,
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Dear Person,
Thank you for reading my book which I wrote and stuff.
Love,
Khloe with a K
Deer Purson,
Thnx 4 reeding my book witch I writed and stuff.
Luv,
Kloe.
Man, that was awesome. Thanks to you both!
Once a year Jodi O’Shea orphanage flies in Paris Hilton to remind that kids that their situation could be worse.
*the kids. Ugh.
“Ok, I’ll take this one. Now where’s my free digital watch?”
He’s already got the hand down her pants/hug in front of a group of people move down.
I’m just glad he didn’t grow up near State College.
“Please put me down. I’d rather live in abject poverty than be adopted by you.”
I didn’t think I’d ever see the day when third world children were afraid of contracting diseases from a first world source…
Not much point in x-raying that.
okay!
30 seconds later she was pregnant.
“David, are you smiling? KNOCK IT OFF.”
lol!!!
Awwww. Look at that wee little double breasted coat.
That thing looks glued on…
But the sales clerk told him the Freddie Mercury mustache would make him look mas macho…
No, it has buttons just like any other shirt.
Well, those faces in front say it all, don’t they?
You got that so right
Bali-Land of fishermen. And yet, these poor kids have never smelt such a strong fishy odor
Perfect occasion to use the word nonplussed.
What the hell does Banderas have on her that allows him to keep making those poses while she has to smile???
He looks like a Mexican 7th grader.
lol
lmao!!!!!!
“Ok, let me just find the uterus…there we go….and we’re good.”
She’s got Turtle’s old coat!
I’m just gonna trace my hand and draw a turkey, okay? Mmmmm, turkey.
I just realized there IS somebody I care less about than a Kardashian.
It’s ironic that he has a mustache that looks stupid, but also ironic that it’s the only ironic thing about him. Hipsters everywhere just had their heads explode.
She makes Hillary Swank look feminine.
Guess which ones the “Boots”
%2
&squared
Strong wind…strong wind…strong wind!
Either that or a sociopath with a pair of pinking shears.
I would let her squirt on me.
Do you really expect us to believe Paris Hilton is hugging indigent children?
I guess that body cloning thing really exists.
“This one will fit in my Louis Vuitton”
The backside has something in common with the front side.
Two big bulging somethings….
Don’t let the smile fool you, Bieber is deathly afraid she’ll end up pregnant from that hug. It’s about time Usher sits the kid down and tells him about the birds and the bees.
the last lesson Usher gave him was how to shower like they do at ‘ole Penn State.
P.I.M.P.
I have to start paying more attention to these dipshit Twilight movies.
No – no, you don’t. Just wait for the premiere pictures and stills from the movies.
We, your fellow commenters, don’t need you getting sucked into the “Twlight” just for a peek at a pretty lady or two. I know all too well what it does to people. *shudders*
^this
Hey, I do everything threes at a time. Eat samwiches, be sisters, sign book things….everything.
“Ma’am, can you put the red carpet back on the floor please?”
+100
I could say all variety of terrible things about the beast, but she is easily the most tolerable of those kunts.
You have quite a tolerance for kuntery, McBeef. I’m just hearing gurgling sounds when I look at this. Let’s see, how would I type that…gggggggrrrrrrr ggggrrr… that’s not it…eh, fuck it.
Strange, that’s what I heard when I was looking at those Sasha Gray pics from yesterday.
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urrrggglll, eeccchhhhh, ooooorrkkkk, whaaaaak, wwaaaaakkk….bluuuuurrrrrck (YOU’RE WELCOME)
Oh my god. Perfection.
Wow, the clues keep adding up for the not-so-secret homosexuality of Clooney.
That would look sexy on somebody else.
Watch. Some gay dude is going to come on here and say something about her shoes.
Like what? They match the clip???
Oh my God, they do! Good for her.
I don’t ever need to see “Snookie’s” shoes. Cut her off right at the knees….or much much higher.
She has none
I knew when I saw this pic that this was one time you *didn’t* want to see the shoes, CD.
Am I the only one who is thinking,” she’s not wearing underpants.”
No I thought that too and then realized shs is not wearing a bra either in a freezing cold London
She might be wearing pasties and adhesive panties, or panties that have no side-straps.
But, uh – yeah, she might not be wearing anything under the dress; I don’t want to rain on anyone’s parade.
have you ever heard the saying “skanks dont ever get cold?” – rought translation from the brazilian version
@me I lol’d hard. I live in Winnipeg(it’s really cold here) and all the skanks dress like that in the winter.
Yeah, Trek Girl, I was going to accuse you of being a killjoy!
what are these underpants you speak of?
And this is supposed to be a Mormon movie. Or so I’ve been told.
If it weren’t for all her STD’s and having to listen to her talk, I wouldnt mind banging that thang.
uh….who?
You mean her name isn’t “dime a dozen cum guzzler”?
You got it so right; I feel of the chair when I read this
That should read “fell of the chair” not “feel off the chair”; sorry for the typo
I forgive you.
Keep trying, you’ll get it right soon!
She could sit that ass on my face anytime.
Hot damn. It would not take her long to brainwash me.
Looks like good wholesome family entertainment.
Yes indeed, Doc.
And if I saw her in person I believe I would tackle her like a fucking linebacker right through that shelving.
►Bull-shit Flag◄
Apparently child molestation doesn’t count or he would never be at something called “Virgin Unite”
Jojo got some nice hips.
I would like to see more of the body, but I would hit it.
Booooooooooooooooooooooooooo-b. This pic sucks.
Lots of strategic glue and doubletape going on in that dress.
Wait, that’s not Rosie O’Donnell?
I thought the same thing. She needs a thought bubble where she wants to give Seussical The Musical another try.
Wow!
With that mustache there, it’s like I completely forgot that he’ll be forever type cast as a short complainer that walks fast.
who’s this dude?
Children definitely need fake hair and fake breasts.
I need to borrow them for about 15 minutes.