Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.
Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?
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Look!, SjP Is doing a cameo At a Deadmau5 concert;
Screw all you guys, I think she looks hot.
I want to have sex with her while she’s wearing only those mouse ears………………OOOOOOOhhhhhhh yeah!
Moan all you want, Mousey
That’s a bold statement girl!
Hey look it’s Kevin Costner’s brother, DancesWithHands…
Even I know that u can’t wear that many shades of the same color
she suffers from a major case of noassatall
Who does this stupid talentless moron think he/it is? It doesn’t even look human.
So that’s what a corpse looks like in a Halloween costume.
I swear from the thumb I really, really, really thought it was a guy in drag impersonating her. Sorry, hypothetical guy.
He does a pretty good Merle Haggard except for the “Merle” part.
Doesn’t he get pissed off when someone calls him his real name, Brian something? Why don’t people just do that for the hell of it all the time just to f..k with him. That would be fun!
Been jerking off to her for years. Amazing body.
I’d love to see Lizzy spreading her cheeks.
My hand smells like a ham sandwich, and I want to eat it…no wait…It smells like Monica Lewinsky.
I’d like to bang her really hard while trying to see how many fingers I can fit up her butt.