The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.15.12

November 15th, 2012 // 521 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.

Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Tiger
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    “I killed it, Gilbert!”

  2. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    Tron
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    I have to say…the animal that was skinned – wore it better.

  3. Carla Gugino Cleavage The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    Are those built for comfort or built for speed?

  4. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Minky Wail
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    “Damn that Justin can sing!”

  5. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Tron
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    Yep…it will be a tight fit, but, I’ll make it work.

  6. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    katiee
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    so that’s not nic cage, then?

    not sure if that’s sad for marilyn manson or for nic cage.

  7. The Saturdays Vanessa White Cleavage Mollie King Frankie Sanford The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
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    2 *OTHER* chicks whose names don’t matter? Isn’t that taking a few liberties with your writing?

  8. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
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    “And when I pull my chin like this… instant cheekbones!”

  9. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    Man that’s messy hair! Looks like she comes it witherfork.

  10. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Ann Valor
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    11/10 would bear children

  11. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
    Sheppy
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    Looks like a taller, curvier, bigger breasted Mayim Bialik.

  12. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    BowelTowel
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    “Well, I can’t be a Bourne, so I might as well try to be a Bond.”

  13. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    Ann Valor
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    One is the loneliest number…

  14. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    Looking at the amateurs but being a gentlman Bill could only scream in silence: Didn’t anybody teach you how to use a cigar properly?!

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Suprise day, suprise day, nothing but suprise day, anything can happen and it usually involves a horse.

  16. MyAnna Buring Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part Premiere
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    There’s nothing I can find wrong with this chick. So I’m left with making fun of the other girl’s nose. It looks like Debra Messing and Sarah Jessica Parker had a child together.

  17. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Minky Wail
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    I think she’s trying to make a statement here about the ageless dichotomy of the human condition having the sullen, funerary nature of the black lace juxtaposed with the gleeful frivolity of Mickey Mouse ears. Or she’s totally wasted.

  18. Carla Gugino Cleavage The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Ann Valor
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    The keyholes in that mighty fine dress of hers make me want to roll her up and bowl her sexily down the lane.

  19. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
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    You’ve got a little something on your chin.

  20. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
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    If there was ever a guy that believed his own hype, it is this tool.

  21. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
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    Love the see-thru nip shots. We need a full spread on this hottie. Pun. Fully. Intended.

  22. Al Roker Small Bike Helmet
    Minky Wail
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    I thought Black people’s palms were pink.

  23. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
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    “Is that it’s balls? What do you think?”
    “I’m not sure, it appears to be tiny crocheted monkey balls”

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
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    She flipped up her blinders

  25. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
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    Fake Tits should be instant qualification from “Miss” anything except “Miss Implants”

  26. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    It all makes sense now. He was Chief Crazy Horse in his last life.

  27. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    “Choo Choo!!! The crazy train is coming through!”

  28. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    Swearin
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    He looks like he’s trying to ponder a very difficult question, like “What’s the name of your Twilight character?”

  29. Suelyn Medeiros Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    Minky Wail
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    So Rickie from “My So-Called Life” finally went for it.

  30. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    He must be looking for his balls, because it’s pretty clear she owns them.

  31. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    can’t… stop…. hand

  32. MyAnna Buring Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part Premiere
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    Pa… she purty!

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Swearin
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    Disney is releasing a live-action Mickey Mouse movie; sadly, Sarah Jessica Parker played Minnie and got to give a eulogy during Mick’s funeral scene….oops, spoiler.

  34. Lauren Pope Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
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    When your implant wonkboobs look this bad, do you REALLY want to display the worst part of them?

  35. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
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    I want to Untie Her Balloon Knot. Now THAT’S an event!

  36. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    Phoenix
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    Robert Downey Jr really needs to start eating again.

  37. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
    Minky Wail
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    Looks like he’s finally gotten around to doing a parody of himself.

  38. Carla Gugino Cleavage The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    Phoenix
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    “Fire bad.”

  39. Al Roker Small Bike Helmet
    Swearin
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    That’s actually a normal sized bike, the man has just become A GIANT!!!

  40. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    Phoenix
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    Fix your hat, douchebag.

  41. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
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    Note to self: Put snow globes on Christmas list

  42. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    cc
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    “Maybe if I do this I won’t look like a simpleton.”

  43. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
    Phoenix
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    Rumer done right.

  44. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    [Insert sound of squeaky balloon]

  45. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    Bob
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    Pop quiz, Taylor: what’s your douchiest facial expression?

    “Hmmm…”

  46. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    cc
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    Uh-oh, she’s on the verge of going full trailer.

  47. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
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    Seems even the royal turds invoke much admiration from the hoi polloi. But Charles should know better than to be playing with number 2s after they’ve been dropped.

  48. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    cc
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    He doesn’t look gay here or anything…

  49. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    “This fabric looks divine sitting on top of these fatty tissue thingie watchamacallits”

  50. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
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    I didn’t think that Brüno merited a sequel.

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