Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.
Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?
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“I killed it, Gilbert!”
I have to say…the animal that was skinned – wore it better.
Are those built for comfort or built for speed?
“Damn that Justin can sing!”
Yep…it will be a tight fit, but, I’ll make it work.
so that’s not nic cage, then?
not sure if that’s sad for marilyn manson or for nic cage.
2 *OTHER* chicks whose names don’t matter? Isn’t that taking a few liberties with your writing?
Hey, it’s his sandbox.
“And when I pull my chin like this… instant cheekbones!”
Man that’s messy hair! Looks like she comes it witherfork.
“Combs!!!!” DAMMIT!
11/10 would bear children
Looks like a taller, curvier, bigger breasted Mayim Bialik.
That Blossom chick, right?
“Well, I can’t be a Bourne, so I might as well try to be a Bond.”
This douche isn’t good enough to be Gold Bond, much less James Bond.
One is the loneliest number…
Looking at the amateurs but being a gentlman Bill could only scream in silence: Didn’t anybody teach you how to use a cigar properly?!
Suprise day, suprise day, nothing but suprise day, anything can happen and it usually involves a horse.
There’s nothing I can find wrong with this chick. So I’m left with making fun of the other girl’s nose. It looks like Debra Messing and Sarah Jessica Parker had a child together.
I think she’s trying to make a statement here about the ageless dichotomy of the human condition having the sullen, funerary nature of the black lace juxtaposed with the gleeful frivolity of Mickey Mouse ears. Or she’s totally wasted.
Wow. *slow clap*
The keyholes in that mighty fine dress of hers make me want to roll her up and bowl her sexily down the lane.
You’ve got a little something on your chin.
If there was ever a guy that believed his own hype, it is this tool.
Love the see-thru nip shots. We need a full spread on this hottie. Pun. Fully. Intended.
I thought Black people’s palms were pink.
“Is that it’s balls? What do you think?”
“I’m not sure, it appears to be tiny crocheted monkey balls”
She flipped up her blinders
Fake Tits should be instant qualification from “Miss” anything except “Miss Implants”
stupid no editing – Disqualification.
It all makes sense now. He was Chief Crazy Horse in his last life.
“Choo Choo!!! The crazy train is coming through!”
He looks like he’s trying to ponder a very difficult question, like “What’s the name of your Twilight character?”
So Rickie from “My So-Called Life” finally went for it.
He must be looking for his balls, because it’s pretty clear she owns them.
can’t… stop…. hand
Pa… she purty!
Disney is releasing a live-action Mickey Mouse movie; sadly, Sarah Jessica Parker played Minnie and got to give a eulogy during Mick’s funeral scene….oops, spoiler.
When your implant wonkboobs look this bad, do you REALLY want to display the worst part of them?
I want to Untie Her Balloon Knot. Now THAT’S an event!
Robert Downey Jr really needs to start eating again.
Looks like he’s finally gotten around to doing a parody of himself.
“Fire bad.”
That’s actually a normal sized bike, the man has just become A GIANT!!!
Fix your hat, douchebag.
Note to self: Put snow globes on Christmas list
“Maybe if I do this I won’t look like a simpleton.”
Rumer done right.
[Insert sound of squeaky balloon]
Pop quiz, Taylor: what’s your douchiest facial expression?
“Hmmm…”
Uh-oh, she’s on the verge of going full trailer.
Seems even the royal turds invoke much admiration from the hoi polloi. But Charles should know better than to be playing with number 2s after they’ve been dropped.
He doesn’t look gay here or anything…
“This fabric looks divine sitting on top of these fatty tissue thingie watchamacallits”
I didn’t think that Brüno merited a sequel.