The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.15.12

November 15th, 2012 // 521 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.

Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?

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  1. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    henry hill
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    Blue Steel!

    Just kidding…missed a spot.

  2. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    ludo
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    hey look guys! its Arnie from ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’

  3. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    henry hill
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    he can’t feel his face.

  4. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    EricLr
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    Looks like someone just got out of the car with Kristen Stewart.

  5. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    Cock Dr
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    Fabulous abs aside he has the acting range and charisma of a stale Pop-Tart.

  6. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
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    Somewhere in Ireland, Bono desperately searches for his glasses…

  7. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Tron
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    This proves he’s not gay. (gulp)

  8. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    YAAR
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    3D glasses…..in this case, the D stands for “Douche”

  9. Lauren Pope Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    Jman
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    Is there something not being taught to all breast enhancement doctors? Is it really that difficult to get it right?

    • I figured it was due to the women wanting a bigger size than was preferable for their body.

    • OMG… THANK YOU. There must be a way to do them so they don’t look like beach balls. I mean, we can put a man on the moon, right? We can’t make real-looking big bosoms?

      • The intellectual part of me says it’s probably a manifestation of the “Toupée Fallacy”, and we only notice the bad boob jobs because the good ones look perfectly normal.

        But the mean spirited side of me says these chicks were probably molested by their uncles and now their entire self worth is manifested in how big a balloon they can get jammed under their skin. So now they spend their days blowing dudes trying to find the one who will accept them for the hurting child they are inside, rather than the disgusting sticky skank she presents to the world.

        Did I mention the mean spirited side of me usually wins?

        Seriously, she looks sticky.

      • kimmykimkim

        I wonder if it has something to do with how much real breast tissue they actually have. If someone were just completely flat chested and got giant implants, this is probably the result. But I bet if someone has C’s or even B’s and just went up one cup size, they’d look good.

      • I forget which of these British reality-show whores it is now—someone from that Essex show, I think—but one of them was originally an A cup and went to a DD (over at least two surgeries but only a few years apart), and of course she looks like she’s got a couple of beach balls stapled to her ribs.

  10. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    EricLr
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    Desperately calling around to find out where her body went.

    • Christ, dude, she just had a fucking BABY.

      You try gestating an infant for nine months as your bones and organs are shoved aside to make room for it as it grows and grows, up under your lungs and so low in your pelvis that you have to shit every twenty minutes because there’s no more room in your body for your intestines; pushing it agonizingly out of your vagina at the end of aforementioned nine months in an explosion of blood and viscera that can last for DAYS; breastfeeding it to sate its voracious appetite as your body desperately struggles to manufacture more milk every day; and not sleeping more than a couple of hours a night, and see if YOU look like a fucking Victoria’s Secret model.

      So yeah, I’m gonna give this girl a pass on not looking “red carpet ready”.

  11. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
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    I thought horses were supposed to be afraid of mice.

  12. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    henry hill
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    awww shit. someone roofie’d me again and dumped me at a drag show.

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Tron
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    Be afraid…be very afraid.

  14. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    henry hill
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    BEHOLD! Master of the Vacant Stare!

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    YAAR
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    A horse is a horse, of course of course…unless it’s wearing mickey ears. Then it’s a horse wearing mickey ears.

  16. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    EricLr
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    Is now the time on Sprokets when we dance?

  17. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
    Arnu
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    He just realized Hilary will be home all the time now

  18. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    Tron
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    DERP.

  19. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    henry hill
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    i get it. he bangs all those model/actresses to stay in shape for his tennis game.

  20. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    EricLr
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    With those things on, how will she ever fit her head into the trough?

  21. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
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    I will add “stands up for marriage equality” to my list of reasons I freaking love this man.

  22. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
    sexyman48
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    Seriously THAT is banging models?

  23. Al Roker Small Bike Helmet
    henry hill
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    delivering burritos to jonah hill’s stash house.

  24. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Cock Dr
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    I understand that she raised a shitload of money for the Obama campaign at her NY stables.

  25. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
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    That is a bad case of Janice Dickinson chest right there.

  26. Gary Busey Western Jacket
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    Looks like he found work haunting an airport, good for him.

  27. Al Roker Small Bike Helmet
    YAAR
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    Al Roker, you are a ridiculous man and you should be ashamed of yourself.

  28. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    EricLr
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    Brought to you by Heroin™–When Weed Just Doesn’t Cut It Anymore!

  29. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
    sexyman48
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    One day gays will look back and say “Yep those bowties really put this whole gay marriage thing over the top for us.”

  30. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    YAAR
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    I see Nicholas Cage is doing a Marilyn Manson biopic…

  31. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress Boots
    Tron
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    In the news, Pippa’s ass is officially of no interest to Sir Mix A Lot.

  32. MyAnna Buring Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part Premiere
    YAAR
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    She almost looks too beautiful to defile….

    Almost.

  33. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    Tron
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    “Hey dude…I loved you in Saved By The Bell”

  34. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    Sheppy
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    Ears are TOTALLY the wrong shape.

  35. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
    YAAR
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    It’s like a good looking version of Chloe Sevigny.

  36. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
    YAAR
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    “So I put this on my dick and it’ll keep it warm for the winter?”

  37. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    Sheppy
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    Taken 0.5s before the fold-out backdrop collapses.

  38. MyAnna Buring Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part Premiere
    Tron
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    She’s the reason why we need Courtney Stodden. Admit it…you like da ho’s!!!

  39. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
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    Al is cool. I like Al.

  40. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
    sexyman48
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    You should flip the image so it looks like he’s looking at Mayra Veronica in the thumbnails.

  41. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    YAAR
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    This is Busey’s version of jazz hands. It’s called craz hands…

  42. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
    Tron
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    He can now shorten his name to just “Weird”.

  43. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
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    .oO(Democratic party…More like Sausage Party…)

  44. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
    Tron
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    “Now, point on the doll where the bad Camilla touched you”

  45. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
    Minky Wail
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    “Hillary I’m just saying if we go together, we’ll both look normal.”

  46. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Moo Cow Hunter
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    I see he’s hiding in plain douche sight.

  47. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
    DeucePickle
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    Kind of a red Elvira

  48. Lauren Pope Cleavage The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    Anna
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    are most chicks in London ugly to the point where tons of makeup do not help with robotits?

    • Hugh Evers

      Negatory – I was in London a couple weeks ago and the city is littered with hot chicks. I don’t have any idea why only their most slutty get their picture taken. Also, there are no fat people in the U.K. except for Americano tourists. It is like going back in a time machine to see so many normal sized people.

  49. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
    Tron
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    It would have been more appropriate if “Lucy” was named “Balls”.

  50. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    “Listen you piece of shit… you’re getting the vasectomy today. If you don’t I’m cutting your nuts off, myself! Have you seen my ass lately?”

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