Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.
Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?
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Blue Steel!
Just kidding…missed a spot.
hey look guys! its Arnie from ‘What’s Eating Gilbert Grape’
Nice ludo, I was gonna post that they were filming part 2 ;-)
I was going to as well. Heh.
Photo Boy, why couldn’t you be so clever as to come up with this Gilbert Grape gag?
he can’t feel his face.
Looks like someone just got out of the car with Kristen Stewart.
Fabulous abs aside he has the acting range and charisma of a stale Pop-Tart.
Somewhere in Ireland, Bono desperately searches for his glasses…
and his scarf
This proves he’s not gay. (gulp)
3D glasses…..in this case, the D stands for “Douche”
Is there something not being taught to all breast enhancement doctors? Is it really that difficult to get it right?
I figured it was due to the women wanting a bigger size than was preferable for their body.
OMG… THANK YOU. There must be a way to do them so they don’t look like beach balls. I mean, we can put a man on the moon, right? We can’t make real-looking big bosoms?
The intellectual part of me says it’s probably a manifestation of the “Toupée Fallacy”, and we only notice the bad boob jobs because the good ones look perfectly normal.
But the mean spirited side of me says these chicks were probably molested by their uncles and now their entire self worth is manifested in how big a balloon they can get jammed under their skin. So now they spend their days blowing dudes trying to find the one who will accept them for the hurting child they are inside, rather than the disgusting sticky skank she presents to the world.
Did I mention the mean spirited side of me usually wins?
Seriously, she looks sticky.
I wonder if it has something to do with how much real breast tissue they actually have. If someone were just completely flat chested and got giant implants, this is probably the result. But I bet if someone has C’s or even B’s and just went up one cup size, they’d look good.
I forget which of these British reality-show whores it is now—someone from that Essex show, I think—but one of them was originally an A cup and went to a DD (over at least two surgeries but only a few years apart), and of course she looks like she’s got a couple of beach balls stapled to her ribs.
Desperately calling around to find out where her body went.
Christ, dude, she just had a fucking BABY.
You try gestating an infant for nine months as your bones and organs are shoved aside to make room for it as it grows and grows, up under your lungs and so low in your pelvis that you have to shit every twenty minutes because there’s no more room in your body for your intestines; pushing it agonizingly out of your vagina at the end of aforementioned nine months in an explosion of blood and viscera that can last for DAYS; breastfeeding it to sate its voracious appetite as your body desperately struggles to manufacture more milk every day; and not sleeping more than a couple of hours a night, and see if YOU look like a fucking Victoria’s Secret model.
So yeah, I’m gonna give this girl a pass on not looking “red carpet ready”.
funny how you can always tell the fat chicks…
LOL. Hand me my rag on a stick, McFeely! It’s ass-cleanin’ day.
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Mmm… that deep down clean.
you really, honestly dont know the difference between fat and pregnancy?
Dammit, Bobby!
I thought horses were supposed to be afraid of mice.
awww shit. someone roofie’d me again and dumped me at a drag show.
Be afraid…be very afraid.
BEHOLD! Master of the Vacant Stare!
A horse is a horse, of course of course…unless it’s wearing mickey ears. Then it’s a horse wearing mickey ears.
Is now the time on Sprokets when we dance?
Touch my monkey. TOUCH HIM!
He just realized Hilary will be home all the time now
hahaha
DERP.
i get it. he bangs all those model/actresses to stay in shape for his tennis game.
With those things on, how will she ever fit her head into the trough?
I will add “stands up for marriage equality” to my list of reasons I freaking love this man.
Right on!
Seriously THAT is banging models?
If his shirt said “I fuck super models” , you could bronze him to make a statue called IRONY.
delivering burritos to jonah hill’s stash house.
I understand that she raised a shitload of money for the Obama campaign at her NY stables.
That is a bad case of Janice Dickinson chest right there.
Looks like he found work haunting an airport, good for him.
haaahahahaha
Ahh, this is what Stephen King really pictured when monsters ate the airport.
Al Roker, you are a ridiculous man and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Brought to you by Heroin™–When Weed Just Doesn’t Cut It Anymore!
One day gays will look back and say “Yep those bowties really put this whole gay marriage thing over the top for us.”
I see Nicholas Cage is doing a Marilyn Manson biopic…
In the news, Pippa’s ass is officially of no interest to Sir Mix A Lot.
“My anaconda Don’t. Want. None”.
She almost looks too beautiful to defile….
Almost.
I bet she loves anal.
“Hey dude…I loved you in Saved By The Bell”
Ears are TOTALLY the wrong shape.
It’s like a good looking version of Chloe Sevigny.
Brown Bunny Time
“So I put this on my dick and it’ll keep it warm for the winter?”
Taken 0.5s before the fold-out backdrop collapses.
She’s the reason why we need Courtney Stodden. Admit it…you like da ho’s!!!
Al is cool. I like Al.
You should flip the image so it looks like he’s looking at Mayra Veronica in the thumbnails.
This is Busey’s version of jazz hands. It’s called craz hands…
He can now shorten his name to just “Weird”.
.oO(Democratic party…More like Sausage Party…)
“Now, point on the doll where the bad Camilla touched you”
Gaaah, you beat me to it.
“Hillary I’m just saying if we go together, we’ll both look normal.”
I see he’s hiding in plain douche sight.
Kind of a red Elvira
are most chicks in London ugly to the point where tons of makeup do not help with robotits?
Negatory – I was in London a couple weeks ago and the city is littered with hot chicks. I don’t have any idea why only their most slutty get their picture taken. Also, there are no fat people in the U.K. except for Americano tourists. It is like going back in a time machine to see so many normal sized people.
“I don’t have any idea why only their most slutty get their picture taken.”
Really?
It would have been more appropriate if “Lucy” was named “Balls”.
“Listen you piece of shit… you’re getting the vasectomy today. If you don’t I’m cutting your nuts off, myself! Have you seen my ass lately?”