The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.15.12

November 15th, 2012 // 521 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which exists in a culture where we express gratitude to our troops by tossing them bovine prostitutes who are probably willing to bang entire platoon on camera, as long as she retains exclusive distribution righ– wait, how is this a bad thing? Anyway, today we’ve got Gary Busey, who wants to know if this jacket makes him look crazy, Marilyn Manson‘s neck tattoo that probably landed my dictionary.com search history on an FBI list, and wow, I had no idea The Wolf of Wall Street was a What’s Eating Gilbert Grape reboot until right now.

Mister Clinton, Mister Clinton, can you describe your excitement level for Amsterdam’s sex industry?

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m going to guess there was a lot of snow in Moscow last night.

  2. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
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    Awww….. the horsey thinks it’s a mouse! Adorable!

  3. Carla Gugino Cleavage The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    Nothing wrong with this chick’s body… but what is up with that head?

    • I’m not seeing anything particularly heinous. Two eyes, one nose, a nice mouth, in fairly normal proportion. Clear skin, nice hair, not too much makeup.

      To what, specifically, were you referring?

  4. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Deacon Jones
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    I think the Hollywood rumors are true…

  5. Carla Gugino Cleavage The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I’m sure there is something wrong with her, but I don’t see it in this pic.

  6. Pippa Middleton Butt Tight Dress Boots
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    Of course, Pippa. The Royal With No Front Side.

  7. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    diego
    Commented on this photo:

    Good for you, Corey Feldman.

  8. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
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    Nice try Lautner but you’re gonna have to let a British director blow you in the back of a car if you want to really make it…

  9. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
    dontkillthemessenger
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    I don’t know who Marilyn Manson is, but who’s the pale loser with the ugly tattoo?

  10. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    Deacon Jones
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    Wow, having watched “The Tudors” for years, I can tell you this guy looks like shit. Probably hooked on pills now, looking at the eyes

  11. Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe Yoga Pants
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    I see she opted for the XXL feminine padding for the vortex of doom…

  12. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
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    A semi-attractive blonde goes out and gets ridiculously large fake knockers. And then someone starts taking pictures of her in a low-cut dress.

    I think I smell a trend coming… oh, wait.

  13. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    somebody really fucked up positioning those blinders. they look like mickey mouse ears, for fuck’s sake.

  14. Suelyn Medeiros Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    Deacon Jones
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    Definitely googling this POA

  15. Suelyn Medeiros Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
    diego
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    He obviously attended the Fergie School for Dicktuckery

  16. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
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    So some dude went out and got fake tits. Still a dude.

    Sorry…

    Geez, I’m getting cranky. I think I’d better go lie down for a while.

  17. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    Joe
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    Eight hundred seventy-three, sir.

    Is that your bombs-defused count?

    No, my bath house hookup count, sir.

  18. Sarah Jessica Parker Mickey Ears Electric Holiday Barneys
    William Shatner
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    More… opacity… needed.

  19. Jonathan Rhys Meyers
    Joe
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    Since when are the deceased propped up like this for a viewing?

  20. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    Apparently ”The Wolf of Wall Street” is some kind of crippling palsy.

  21. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
    Hank E. Ring
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes, the microphone condom is quite comfortable.

  22. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Nice tits, Blossom.

  23. Al Roker Small Bike Helmet
    Matt Lauer
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    That’s the expression of a cyclist who uses a butt-plug for a seat, or maybe vice versa.

  24. Jeremy Renner Scarf Blazer Sunglasses Headphones
    JBD
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    I think he’s trying to hard to be in 50 Shades of Grey…

  25. Suelyn Medeiros Cleavage Legs Slit Dress
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    oh wow
    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/15/images9-183_276.jpg[/img]

  26. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Yes.

  27. Leonardo DiCaprio Playing Tennis The Wolf Of Wall Street Set
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    You never go full retard…

  28. Taylor Lautner The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Premiere
    achilles wrath
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    Reminds me of the Zoolander guy!

  29. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    Dick Hell
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    Yeah, I want to board a cross country flight with THAT guy.

  30. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
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    (nods head, walks away)

  31. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
    achilles wrath
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    He looks bored out of his mind.

  32. Marilyn Manson Swastika Neck Tattoo
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    So he’s a 3M spokesperson now? Wow, talk about bad product placement…

  33. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
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    “Good Lord, it’s anatomically correct!”

  34. Lizzy Caplan Nipples See Through Shirt Tie The Knot Charity Event
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    Took me a good 5 minutes to realize she had a face…

  35. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
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    That’s how he looked while *giving* the keynote address?

  36. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
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    Really not nice giving him a Voodoo doll of his wife…

  37. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
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    “And here is the switch. It has low, variable, and high settings. This oscillates the head…like so”

    “INDEED…(inhales loudly through nostrils)….INDEED….”

  38. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
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    Very nice

  39. Weird Al Yankovic Tie The Know Charity Launch
    Smapdi
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    Good to see Al, hope he’s keeping as busy as his shirt.

  40. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
    Dick Hell
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    Now we have an answer to the question of whether a neckline can plunge far enough to provide a comforting level of distraction from a train-wreck of a face.
    No.

  41. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    guttboy
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    Your move Seagal…..

  42. Amy Sedaris Gettting Humped By Andy Cohen The Performers Opening Night Broadway
    guttboy
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    I LOVE me some Amy Sedaris…..

  43. Amy Sedaris Gettting Humped By Andy Cohen The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    In his defense, she does look kind of manly…

  44. Prince Charles Sock Monkey
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    “As you can see, it’s flaccid now but if you tug on it a bit, it pops right up.”

  45. Ari Graynor Cheyenne Jackson The Performers Opening Night Broadway
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    Well if he was married before…

  46. Rosanna Davison Cleavage Ice Skates
    Animal
    Commented on this photo:

    Coincidentally, Blue and Lucy are also the names of her tits.

  47. Bill Clinton Amsterdam Convention Factory
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    Needs a thought bubble: I would tear that ass up…

  48. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
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    Textbook example of a “but-her face”

  49. Gary Busey Western Jacket
    Animal
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    If this is what sobriety looks like, someone get this man some drugs.

  50. Mayra Veronica Cleavage Latin Recording Academys 2012 Person Of The Year Awards
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    I love latin asses

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