The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.14.13

November 14th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let’s see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Cameron Diaz reacting to a man guessing she’s younger than 52, Mike Tyson pointing out the scary man who keeps eating his pigeons and Mel Gibson placed into a situation that’s like putting a starving wolf next to an injured deer, or a maniacal bigot next a possibly homosexual minority.

Last one’s a little on the nose, huh? I don’t care, it’s funny because he murdered that man. That man’s dead now,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    “Fake smile contest starts now !”

  2. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
    Jkh
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    Looks like Danny Devito’s Rogain prescription is finally working…he looks great.

  3. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    “Ith thith the face of a rapith ?”

  4. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
    Cmndr_Bytes
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    Looks like a women’s prison scene just before someone gets shanked..”Who’s your bitch now bitch!”

  5. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
    txradioguy
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    Looks like Tom Hanks in a reboot of Bosom Buddies

  6. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    Truk
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    This is not Lisa Lampanelli. This is the Alien that popped out of Lisa Lampanelli’s chest.

  7. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Truk
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    Why couldn’t that picture be on the back of a milk carton?

  8. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    PassingTrue
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    Great! Mike Tyson trivets will look perfect on your Thanksgiving table. Now available at Target.

  9. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
    Andie
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    I love her new hair and I think she looks great here. Good for her! We don’t stay 25 forever, right?

  10. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    Schadenfreude
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    Mel almost didn’t show up because he thought Gus was pronounced “Jews”.

  11. Chelsea Handler Drunk Messy Hair In Face Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    “Stand up for Gus”?

    Looks more like she bent over for the coat check guy.

  12. Chelsea Handler Drunk Messy Hair In Face Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    She needs to fire her hairdresser. You can still see her face.

  13. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
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    This is the best she’s looked in a long time, and she’s rocking the Mia Farrow.

    Jesus, I just gayed all over that.

  14. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
    Poison Ivy League
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    “Bath salts for a blow job?! OKAY!!!”

  15. Prince Charles Feeding Banana To Elephant Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa
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    Prince Charles: I know my wife is ugly as a horse but after seeing these elephants, Is Sarah Jessica Parker available?

  16. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples Tank Top
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    If her head could be replaced, she’d be attractive.

  17. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
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    I know pregnancy rarely makes a woman look better, but wow. She used to be so hot. I mean, from http://goo.gl/C4SuWi to this? Yowza!

  18. Robin Antin Frozen Face Legs Leather Miniskirt Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    Thank you for introducing us to Nicole Scherzinger. You’ve done your job. You can go away now.

  19. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    Fromage
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    I guess she finally got around to fucking Al Roker and Reverend Al Sharpton.

  20. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    Fromage
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    No words…just pictures…and he still had a ghost writer.

  21. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
    Fromage
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    Miss Trailer Park, 2013.

  22. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
    Fromage
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    “You’re damn right, I’m gonna draw first blood.”

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage Ideal Home Show At Christmas At Earls Court
    Fromage
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    “Just look at those fun bags!”

  24. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    I think Mel just told Tiger that he can’t keep the whores.

  25. Bar Refaeli Bra Open Blouse Instagram
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    She is so in love with herself. A narcissist personified.

  26. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    Is she sitting on the toilet?

  27. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
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    I think she looks great with short hair..

  28. Jennifer Hudson Legs Mindress Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Freebie
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    Thought she had lost a lot of weight. Could those Weight Watcher ads be photoshopped?

  29. Jon Hamm Irritated Bootsy Bellows
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    He saw the previous picture

  30. Mel B Sucking On Lollipop Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    She’s got an amazing ability to jump back into hotness time and again, you gotta give her that.

  31. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
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    Looking pretty goddamn cute and age-appropriate and classy and healthy and sexy and about a dozen other positive things.
    I’m impressed.

  32. Ireland Baldwin Butt Underwear Heels Instagram
    martina
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    I have to admit, that ass …. is very nice

  33. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
    martina
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    You guys …. she still looks pretty damned good

  34. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
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    With tongue.

  35. Jennifer Hudson Legs Mindress Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Actually, according to their recent policy changes, Jennifer Hudson had to buy 2 stars since she tops 240 pounds.

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