The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.14.13

November 14th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let’s see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Cameron Diaz reacting to a man guessing she’s younger than 52, Mike Tyson pointing out the scary man who keeps eating his pigeons and Mel Gibson placed into a situation that’s like putting a starving wolf next to an injured deer, or a maniacal bigot next a possibly homosexual minority.

Last one’s a little on the nose, huh? I don’t care, it’s funny because he murdered that man. That man’s dead now,

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  1. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    caley
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    “I said ‘THINK’…seriously.”

  2. Peter Dinklage Sunglasses On Nose Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    Hugh G. Rection
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    I don’t like it when Tyrion and Sansa dress up like commoners.

  3. Chris Noth Moustache Messy Hair Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    JimBB
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    Hey, if you’re going to an event with Mel Gibson, you’ve really got to work it to stand out.

  4. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    Why do I get the feeling Mel just said “Barack Obama doesn’t care about white people”

  5. Prince Charles Feeding Banana To Elephant Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa
    caley
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    “No, your highness, give the banana to the elephants! The elephants!”

  6. Chris Noth Moustache Messy Hair Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    Shea Vertwat
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    Oof, Mr. Big hit the wall, repeatedly.

  7. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
    caley
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    “What, Me Worry?”

  8. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
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    “Bless you my son. Come back in about 6 years and I’ll touch you in many ways.”

  9. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
    JimBB
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    Pretty sad day when you actually have to work at it to impress a hooker.

  10. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
    BP
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    Still Busty After All These Years…………

  11. Stephen King Doctor Sleep Book Signing
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    That’s the worst hair that’s not a wig in a long time.

  12. Peter Dinklage Sunglasses On Nose Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    caley
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    “The point is she’s wearing MY jacket…I thought I told you to smoke more while you were pregnant!”

  13. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
    Cock Dr
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    Don’t care for the new short haircut but she does look very fit and trim. Stay healthy Pam!

  14. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    “The brown guy obviously didn’t like it when I asked if he would mow my lawn. “

  15. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
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    She’s only half as funny as she used to be.

  16. Jennifer Hudson Legs Mindress Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    Didn’t you used to have to sustain a career for more than 4 years to get a star in Hollywood for eternity?

  17. Ireland Baldwin Butt Underwear Heels Instagram
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    She is trying to win us over again, this photo is a good start.

  18. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Lately theSuperficial.com has been running a lot of pictures of ’80′s hot chicks who still look good. This isn’t one of them

  19. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    Crazy cat lady alert!

  20. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
    JimBB
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    And to think, her parents came *SO* close to aborting Patricia’s shriveled conjoined twin.

  21. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
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    ah stem cells…right from the source.

  22. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
    CK
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    I thought that was Hillary Clinton for a sec. Sheesh.

  23. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
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    Good for her, but damn, that’s weird.

  24. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
    Hugh G. Rection
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    It pisses me off when has been actors write on my back.

  25. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
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    Auditioning for the next reboot of Batman where the Joker is a female.

  26. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    Einhorn or Finkle? Finkle or Einhorn?

  27. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
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    Dear gods, she’s aging badly.

  28. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    JimBB
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    Memo from publicist to bookstore: “Everything in pictures, please.”

  29. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
    CK
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    No words on the cover.
    No words on the pages, either.

  30. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    Translator sold separately.

  31. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
    Dr. Badtouch, child proctologist
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    You know, very few people can pull off a shearling leather jacket. And this photo proves that Sly is no longer one of them.

  32. Jon Hamm Irritated Bootsy Bellows
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    3 seconds before the puking begins…

  33. Ireland Baldwin Butt Underwear Heels Instagram
    Hugh G. Rection
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    Does she have a better sense of humor than her dad about stalkers?

  34. Dennis Haskins Moustache Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    This doesn’t look like his first sugar factory grand opening.

  35. Robin Antin Frozen Face Legs Leather Miniskirt Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    Robin Antin, my ass. This is Ben Whishaw reprising his role as Hugh Grant’s wife from the present-day storyline of Cloud Atlas.

  36. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
    JimBB
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    If that paparazzo doesn’t get out of her way in the next few minutes, that meth lab is going to blow.

  37. Dennis Haskins Moustache Sugar Factory Grand Opening
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Did he have that mustache on Saved By The Bell because I don’t recall the episode in which he touched Screech inappropriately.

  38. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
    JimBB
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    Thanks Mr. Stallone. Those Rocky movies were my favorite fairy tales!

  39. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
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    “That’s-a nice-a stroller you have there, kiddo. It’d be a shame if a-something were to happen to it. Capisci?”

  40. Chelsea Handler Drunk Messy Hair In Face Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    JimBB
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    Guess her hairdresser is off this year.

  41. Jason Patric Hugging Matt Damon Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Jason Patric is still not a fan of Speed 2 jokes, huh?

  42. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    capn ovious
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    Hmmm…turns out that she didn’t have a pretty face. Go figure.

  43. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
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    “So you’re a teen mom…that is so interesting”

  44. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
    capn obvious
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    Fuck you all. She’s still a hot piece.

  45. Peter Dinklage Sunglasses On Nose Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
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    Proof that North Face is played out.

  46. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    Sean sure ain’t young anymore.

  47. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    That forehead has one vein too many.

  48. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
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    What in the fuck happened to her?

  49. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    phantom duck
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    Well… Courtney Love is looking a tad different these days

  50. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
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    Heidi Fleiss looks a lot better here than she does in her mugshots.

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