Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let’s see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Cameron Diaz reacting to a man guessing she’s younger than 52, Mike Tyson pointing out the scary man who keeps eating his pigeons and Mel Gibson placed into a situation that’s like putting a starving wolf next to an injured deer, or a maniacal bigot next a possibly homosexual minority.
Last one’s a little on the nose, huh? I don’t care, it’s funny because he murdered that man. That man’s dead now,
- Photo Boy