The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.14.13

November 14th, 2013 // 335 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed, where I just learned I work for a God, so excuse me while I go round up every piece of drunken evidence I have on Him (looking at you, apartment stove) and hatch my blackmail scheme. Let’s see how he likes only two temple messages a day, sucker! As for today’s TCWM, we’ve got Cameron Diaz reacting to a man guessing she’s younger than 52, Mike Tyson pointing out the scary man who keeps eating his pigeons and Mel Gibson placed into a situation that’s like putting a starving wolf next to an injured deer, or a maniacal bigot next a possibly homosexual minority.

Last one’s a little on the nose, huh? I don’t care, it’s funny because he murdered that man. That man’s dead now,

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  1. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
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    Her name has become a cruel, ironic joke.

  2. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    “Minorities in Danger”, photo #14 of a set of 42.

  3. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
    ultra
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    pregnant and happy.

  4. Ireland Baldwin Butt Underwear Heels Instagram
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    What’s that?
    Get an education? Engage in philanthropy? HAHAHAHA! that would cut down on my Instagram time!

  5. Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Nipples Tank Top
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    she’s hot, but i can’t pinpoint why….

  6. Stephen King Doctor Sleep Book Signing
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    “Nice tat. You understand I’m gonna flip your arm over now and suck your soul out at the wrist, right?”

  7. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
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    Dammit! Did I do that out loud?

  8. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
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    might want to keep this pic handy if erection lasts longer than four hours…..

  9. Jon Hamm Irritated Bootsy Bellows
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    Sad Don Draper is still hung like a Palomino.

  10. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    alex
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    Someone got a lap band. Should have put one around her mouth while they were at it.

  11. Amy Childs Cleavage Ideal Home Show At Christmas At Earls Court
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    “If they’ll turn up the air conditioning in here, I can carry FOUR at once.”

  12. Dennis Haskins Moustache Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    he heard “Sugar Factory” and there was no stopping him.

  13. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
    alex
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    That is one skinny lady. The kick stand is almost as big as her leg.

  14. Mel B Sucking On Lollipop Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    She heard “Sugar Daddy Factory” and there was no stopping her.

  15. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
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    AAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!

  16. Mel Gibson Rembrandt Flores Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    I wonder what Mad Mel said to get Tiger Woods all worked up like that?

  17. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
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    “I loved your work in Backdoor Teen Mom!”

  18. Dennis Haskins Moustache Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    Fat joke.

  19. Bar Refaeli Bra Open Blouse Instagram
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    is there a skeletal filter on instagram?

  20. Mike Tyson Indisputable Truth Book Signing Barnes & Noble
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    That’s “Indishbutiful Truf.”

  21. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
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    Cameraman mauled to death in Los Angeles. Film at 11.

  22. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
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    Stop and Frisk is getting weird.

  23. Robin Antin Frozen Face Legs Leather Miniskirt Sugar Factory Grand Opening
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    Zaloog….I dare you.

  24. Chelsea Handler Drunk Messy Hair In Face Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    Chelsea Handler =====II==Keith Urban

  25. Sylvester Stallone Fur Fringe Leather Jacket Signing Autograph On Fans Back
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    He got home only to disappointedly learn Stallone had written, “If found please return to dumpster” on his jacket.

  26. Rosanna Arquette Haggard Face Reception Honoring Joel Coen Ethan Coen T Bone Burnett To Celebrate The Music Of Inside Llewyn Davis Buffalo Club
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    Tom Petty has a nice rack.

  27. Peter Dinklage Sunglasses On Nose Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    Chaz
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    Even Peter was a little bit too tall for his new pair of sunglasses.

  28. Ireland Baldwin Butt Underwear Heels Instagram
    JimBB
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    I bet Vivid calls her sex tape “This Little Piggy Went To the Backdoor.”

  29. Jon Hamm Irritated Bootsy Bellows
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    Hamm Jr was photographed wearing another suit.

  30. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
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    “She just followed me home. Can I keep her?”

  31. Lisa Lampanelli Thin Weight Loss Half Shaved Head 700 Sundays Broadway Opening Night
    Chaz
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    So much for fucking black guys.

  32. Amy Childs Cleavage Ideal Home Show At Christmas At Earls Court
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    Her child will be quite happy.

  33. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
    Cock Dr
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    This new pope does have a knack for marketing Jesus…but I ain’t buying.

    • He’s definitely the coolest and most tolerant Pope they’ve had in a long time, but yeah, that doesn’t change the fact that all religion is bullshit.

  34. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
    JimBB
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    The annual ceremonial “Molesting of the Child.” Is it November already?

  35. Jason Patric Hugging Matt Damon Stand Up For Gus Benefit Bootsy Bellows
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    Awkward.

  36. Teresa Palmer Baby Bump Sweatpants
    Hopalong
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    If looking more redneck than a Honey Boo Boo family member is wrong then I don’t want to be right.

  37. Prince Charles Feeding Banana To Elephant Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa
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    Those elephant love sausage fingers….

  38. Tim Robbins Talking To Young Woman In Minidress
    Mike
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    Tim Robbins and Heidi Fleiss…
    Damn, that’s something new!

    • Mike

      I used to live in Pahrump, and I really did think that was Heidi at first.
      Actually, if you hosed Heidi off she’s probably prettier than this skank,
      just a little further down the road. Give this girl 2 years…

  39. Cameron Diaz Crazy Eyes Annie Set
    JimBB
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    Man, Daddy Warbucks is looking rough.

  40. Stephen King Doctor Sleep Book Signing
    JimBB
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    Her arm was bare before she asked him for a short inscription.

  41. Prince Charles Feeding Banana To Elephant Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa
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    As one Camilla was not enough, Prince Charles used the Replicator President Mahinda bought from the Star Trek auction to create a “spare’.

  42. Jon Hamm Irritated Bootsy Bellows
    Cock Dr
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    He’s covered up and looks sickly horrible here. Ack!
    This is what Bootsy Bellows can do to a person…stay away from that place.

    • Fresco

      He got famous because of his liberated penis, I’m sure many people wouldn’t have heard of him otherwise. And, let’s be honest, when he puts that thing away, there’s not much to look at, is there.

  43. Jennifer Hudson Legs Mindress Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
    Chaz
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    Apparently they give these stars to just about anybody.

    • By anybody do you mean someone who is a top selling singer, and has an Oscar?

      • And you prove his point.
        Miley Cyrus is a top selling singer and is complete shit, and they give Oscars away now a days, completely meaningless.
        Grow up.

      • Yep, they are so fucking easy to get that’s why Tom Cruise has one, Will Smith has one, Matthew McConaghey has one, Jennifer Aniston has one, Brad Pitt has one, Robert Downey Jr. has one, etc etc, so fucking easy to get an Oscar, just giving them away.

      • Chaz

        No, by anybody I mean a 7th place finisher on American Idol.

      • So she’s gone on to win Grammys and an Oscar but you think she doesn’t deserve this star because in her early career she finished 7th on a shitty reality show whose winners typically fade away into nothingness?

        When I see David Archuletta get a star for nothing more than his American Idol work, maybe you’ll have a point.

      • No, I think he meant someone whose most well known song is a Weight Watcher’s jingle.

      • Chaz

        It’s a walk of fame. Her fame is limited at best. I had to look up who she was. It’s like putting Super Bowl winning quarterback Trent Dilfer in the NFL Hall of Fame. A couple accolades don’t merit membership or a star.

    • and Nobel Peace Prizes.

  44. Jennifer Hudson Legs Mindress Hollywood Walk Of Fame Star Ceremony
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    They just give temporary ones to the black actors.

  45. Peter Dinklage Sunglasses On Nose Erica Schmidt Daughter Zelig
    JimBB
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    Their family looks like a Bell Curve.

  46. Sean Young Huge Forehead Vein 700 Sundays Opening Night Broadway
    JimBB
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    Back away slowly, don’t make eye contact with her, and everyone should be fine.

  47. Pope Francis Kissing Baby Saint Peters Square
    Dimwitted ex governor
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    Ya know, some of the things he said sounded kinda liberal.

  48. Pamela Anderson Short Haircut
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    “Gosh, where DID I leave my self respect?”

  49. Dennis Haskins Moustache Sugar Factory Grand Opening
    JimBB
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    I think he’s turning Japanese.

  50. Prince Charles Feeding Banana To Elephant Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksa
    CK
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    Hope they have a good Sri Lankan version of “Stanley Steemer”.

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