The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.11

November 10th, 2011 // 370 Comments

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.

Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Zachary Quinto
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    I see he’s wearing his eye protection from accidental over spray.

  2. Cameron Diaz Old Face
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    Hot for 15 years, doable for 5, creeping slowly into Ellen Barkin territory for the remainder.

  3. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Debutante
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    What is this guy’s deal ?? He’s so f **ing strange !
    And @ Dogboy — this guy is no Adam Ant. Adam Ant was hot in his day – and dressed better !

  4. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
    Debutante
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    He’s still a good looking man !

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    noodle
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    so that’s how they make beef jerky!

  6. Zachary Quinto
    noodle
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    “Hey Zachary, look at this dick picture. How does this dick look? I mean, you like dick right? Yeah, you like dick pictures because your gay. The whole world knows you’re gay now and that is important. You’re gay and like dick and that matters. America cares that you’re gay. I mean, it made the fucking news Zachary! So really, what about this dick picture?”

  7. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    noodle
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    PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFPLPLPLPLPLPLFFFFFFFPPPPPPLLLLLLL.

    plop.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    gumption
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    love her figure but hate the too big implants. took her looks down too many notches. but the muscle tone is fantastic.

  9. princess Rambo

    Who’s the girl with the bad hair and holocaust butt??

  10. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    “Tho I owigionally design dis fo a beautiful black boody but all we had wath dis white girl”

  11. Taylor Lautner
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    Gay guys get all the chicks.

  12. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
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    If I was a poser I would be so mad that he stole my style.

  13. Zachary Quinto
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    That beanie and scarf is….illogical….in L.A.

  14. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    MRF
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    That tattoo was supposed to state ‘biohazard.’

  15. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    alex
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    seriously? of everything going on in this picture that screams “whoa, whatta douche,” probably his douchiest offense is wearing his own band’s goddamn concert tee while performing at their own goddamn show.

  16. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
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    Oh, yeah! You’re edgy, relevant, and sexy now, Ke$h.

  17. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    Didn’t know Snap-On Tools was a secondary sponsor of the event.

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Remember how, in the old Vaudeville days, a long hook would appear from offstage and yank the failures from the stage? Don’t you miss those days?

  19. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    arnieblackblack
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    The fat black squirrel I saw in the park looks like a dood I saw on The Superficial

  20. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    jani
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    Put the bitch back in her coffin. Why she is ever photographed is beyond me. She doesn’t do anything.

  21. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    jani
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    It doesn’t look like Jennifer Nicole. Are you sure that’s her. Check out Jennifer Nicole Lee video on MSN. That is Jennifer Nicole Lee. I am certain this girl isn’t her!

  22. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    marie
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    Must be a lot o Men commenting. If that is Jennifer she has had 3-4 kids. This woman is in great shape. Why do men have to comment on woman’s body parts? If it’s boobs they say they hate them ’cause they are fake. Bull….all the strippers and playboy playmates you guys go see have fake boobs. You slam stars for getting their boobs done…well, maybe they want to feel better about themselves after childbirth when their boobs have sagged. Woman can’t win. Do you talk about your girlfriends or wives private parts and boobs? Women would be better off without men….we really don’t need them for anything.

  23. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    ImGoodlooking
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    Note to all the guys talking crap about Leto:

    He bangs more pussy, being a gay man, than you, your father and your friends will ever do.

    With this said: I hate Jared Leto because he’s better looking than me and bangs more chicks than me. But hey, at least I’m honest. He looks a bit too gay tough.

  24. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    TigerGD
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    Taylor Momsen looks better as a blonde.

  25. s3x

    Who is the gym hoe?

  26. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    ME
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    The label for the photograph is “Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra”

    cleavage…

    really?

  27. Maria Fowler Cleavage
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    god, why do woman these days insist on looking so terrible. i was just looking at pictures of old hollywood stars. SO much better. i aspire to look like one of them!

  28. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    AnyName
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    Am I wrong or this guy is guns’ guitarist Bumblefoot, ?
    What the hell this poser is doing by his side??

  29. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Blech
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    Ew.

    If you chop her head + weave off, she’d look much much better.

  30. Zachary Quinto
    miainherr
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    he looks like such a douche

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