“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.
Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!
- The Superficial