“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”
Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.
Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!
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She looks very holesome.
I see what u did there
I never liked that guy’s paintings.
If Kate Beckinsale was less attractive by about 37% she’d look like this chick.
I think you mean 37% larger forehead.
You missed a “1″… “371%”…
I see they found a way to kill the Swanepoe- induced hard-ons.
Oh hell yes.
She just shitted on em…
One time a friend of mine was getting into his car and turned to look at this smokin’ hot chick. She was so hot he forgot he was closing the door and knocked himself cold. I can see that happening.
Salute the glutes…isn’t that her catch phrase?
I thought it was “Spelunk in my Bunk”? I could be wrong.
+1
“Swim in my quim”…???
If he wasn’t gay before…
BTW, my dog has a more legible signature.
Stop stretching…*head explodes*
I totally think that’s the dude eating her out in that video that went viral last year. I reckognise that beard and pasty ginger complexion. Damn that girl has some taste.
When did Renee Zellweger start working out?
The Alice In Wonderland themed strip joint is the best.
So, they give out awards now for starting forest fires and shooting deer? Sounds more like a Palin thing…
Don’t look. Don’t look….. Is he looking at me?
She looks like a tranny in this pic. All of the others are super hot though
cameltoed man with breast implants
threesome with Zooey and Katy Perry sounds good right now.
Hi, my name is Kanye West and I’m a useless fucking asshole, wanna fuck? Oh, I understand, I didn’t know you weren’t blind…
Bambi Award?? What Award show are they going to invent next!?!
This award goes back 63 years. Maybe there’s a German out there who once said, ” ‘Grammy’? ‘Emmy’? Vat avard show are zey going to invent next? Unt they zound zo stupid.”
“Imma let you finish, but Tyra Banks had two of the best titties of all time!”
” Girl, I think your crotch is starting to hate black people a little bit.”
The Bra Queen launch must have been succesful, because I see two things that can float. Four, if you include her lips.
…dood looks like the fat black squirrel I saw in the park yesterday
Wait so YOU’RE Randal?
It’s good to see the rare white, sloppy chimp is not opposed to a redhead meal. Who know?
It looks like her breasts are right on top of her waist. Did she get her abdomen removed? No stomach, no way to eat—that must be the Holy Grail of modelling.
Hey guys look over there! My dignity is bent over and holding hands with respectability and they are both getting fucked in the ass by my lousy career choices. Isn’t that great?!?!
Bieber, this is your future.
You’ll notice in the background that no one is looking in her direction.
The Queen of Emo
I still want those legs around my face
And I thought Tim Burton’s take on Willy Wonka was wierd…
This is exactly what Burton’s Oompa-loompas look like
… when seen in LSD-a-vision.
How appropriate
Hey Jared: Adam Ant called. He wants his look back.
Sorry I cannot make any remarks , I only see breasts
I’ve got a secret for you… you suck.
She looks like Courtney Stodden 15 years ago.
Man, does she ever have a lot of junk in her trunk.
I’d love to add some more.
Not hot, waaaay too full of herself.
I would rather she be full of myself.
This jerkwad and Chris Brown both need to just go away together because they deserve only each other. They would make a perfect couple!
Antonio Bandaras as Helen Keller and, uh, that guy as the Miracle Worker… of deepthroating black microphone.
Is she knocked up or just growing a turtles shell?
They were made for each other.
Isn’t she too old to reproduce??
She’ll be 53 in a couple of weeks
Anyone know the significance of the 8 9 54 – 5 8 51 tattoo in roman numerals on her arm? Parents birthdays? Winning lotto numbers?
Isn’t that from Lost?
Size of forehead in cubits
I’d like to foul her…
hipsters masterbate to this.
According to a tweet attributed to her – ” My tattoo is “VIII IX LIV · V VII LI” its important dates to me in Roman Numerals for those asking”… Uh, sorry but unless I am completely mistaken, the fifth number is in fact VIII, NOT VII, so it must not be that important if she doesn’t remember what number is tatted on her arm.
when will she start degrading herself for money?
you do all know she’s genetically male, right? no, seriously.