The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.11

November 10th, 2011 // 370 Comments

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.

Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Amy Childs Cleavage
    cc
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    She looks very holesome.

  2. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
    cc
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    I never liked that guy’s paintings.

  3. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    cc
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    If Kate Beckinsale was less attractive by about 37% she’d look like this chick.

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cc
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    I see they found a way to kill the Swanepoe- induced hard-ons.

  5. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    cc
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    Oh hell yes.

  6. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    slippinx12
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    She just shitted on em…

  7. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    cc
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    One time a friend of mine was getting into his car and turned to look at this smokin’ hot chick. She was so hot he forgot he was closing the door and knocked himself cold. I can see that happening.

  8. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    cc
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    Salute the glutes…isn’t that her catch phrase?

  9. Taylor Lautner
    dontkillthemessenger
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    If he wasn’t gay before…

    BTW, my dog has a more legible signature.

  10. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    cc
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    Stop stretching…*head explodes*

  11. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    Winnie
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    I totally think that’s the dude eating her out in that video that went viral last year. I reckognise that beard and pasty ginger complexion. Damn that girl has some taste.

  12. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Throjo
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    When did Renee Zellweger start working out?

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    dontkillthemessenger
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    The Alice In Wonderland themed strip joint is the best.

  14. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
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    So, they give out awards now for starting forest fires and shooting deer? Sounds more like a Palin thing…

  15. Zachary Quinto
    Fig
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    Don’t look. Don’t look….. Is he looking at me?

  16. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Becky
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    She looks like a tranny in this pic. All of the others are super hot though

  17. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    wack
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    cameltoed man with breast implants

  18. Zooey Deschanel
    Hugh Gentry
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    threesome with Zooey and Katy Perry sounds good right now.

  19. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    KW-Hater
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    Hi, my name is Kanye West and I’m a useless fucking asshole, wanna fuck? Oh, I understand, I didn’t know you weren’t blind…

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    squishy
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    Bambi Award?? What Award show are they going to invent next!?!

    • TomFrank

      This award goes back 63 years. Maybe there’s a German out there who once said, ” ‘Grammy’? ‘Emmy’? Vat avard show are zey going to invent next? Unt they zound zo stupid.”

  21. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    TomFrank
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    “Imma let you finish, but Tyra Banks had two of the best titties of all time!”

  22. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Lord Invader
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    ” Girl, I think your crotch is starting to hate black people a little bit.”

  23. Amy Childs Cleavage
    TomFrank
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    The Bra Queen launch must have been succesful, because I see two things that can float. Four, if you include her lips.

  24. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    eatme
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    …dood looks like the fat black squirrel I saw in the park yesterday

  25. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    HumpinFrog
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    It’s good to see the rare white, sloppy chimp is not opposed to a redhead meal. Who know?

  26. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    TomFrank
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    It looks like her breasts are right on top of her waist. Did she get her abdomen removed? No stomach, no way to eat—that must be the Holy Grail of modelling.

  27. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    icu
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    Hey guys look over there! My dignity is bent over and holding hands with respectability and they are both getting fucked in the ass by my lousy career choices. Isn’t that great?!?!

  28. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Yo
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    Bieber, this is your future.

  29. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    TomFrank
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    You’ll notice in the background that no one is looking in her direction.

  30. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Arzach
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    The Queen of Emo

  31. Cameron Diaz Old Face
    Arzach
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    I still want those legs around my face

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Swearin
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    And I thought Tim Burton’s take on Willy Wonka was wierd…

  33. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Arzach
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    How appropriate

  34. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    DogBoy
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    Hey Jared: Adam Ant called. He wants his look back.

  35. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Arzach
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    Sorry I cannot make any remarks , I only see breasts

  36. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    I’ve got a secret for you… you suck.

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
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    She looks like Courtney Stodden 15 years ago.

  38. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Man, does she ever have a lot of junk in her trunk.

  39. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    dotmatrix
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    Not hot, waaaay too full of herself.

  40. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Radadoon
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    This jerkwad and Chris Brown both need to just go away together because they deserve only each other. They would make a perfect couple!

  41. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
    bluebird
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    Antonio Bandaras as Helen Keller and, uh, that guy as the Miracle Worker… of deepthroating black microphone.

  42. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    Mwaddams
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    Is she knocked up or just growing a turtles shell?

  43. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    AnnaDraconida
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    They were made for each other.

  44. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    AnnaDraconida
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    Isn’t she too old to reproduce??

  45. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Radadoon
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    Anyone know the significance of the 8 9 54 – 5 8 51 tattoo in roman numerals on her arm? Parents birthdays? Winning lotto numbers?

  46. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Mike Walker
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    I’d like to foul her…

  47. Zooey Deschanel
    whiskeyafternoon
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    hipsters masterbate to this.

  48. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Radadoon
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    According to a tweet attributed to her – ” My tattoo is “VIII IX LIV · V VII LI” its important dates to me in Roman Numerals for those asking”… Uh, sorry but unless I am completely mistaken, the fifth number is in fact VIII, NOT VII, so it must not be that important if she doesn’t remember what number is tatted on her arm.

  49. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    whiskeyafternoon
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    when will she start degrading herself for money?

  50. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    whiskeyafternoon
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    you do all know she’s genetically male, right? no, seriously.

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