The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.11

November 10th, 2011 // 370 Comments

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.

Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Jared is about 30 seconds from any any relavancy. The Ziggy Stardust look isn’t cutting iti.

  2. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
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    hmm…it turns out I COULD have less sexual interest in Ke$ha. Not now though, THIS is the bottom. Please god let this be the bottom.

  3. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Derek
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    So Victoria Secret is using tranny models now? How progressive of them.

  4. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
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    Brett Keisel gets all the hot chicks.

  5. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
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    You see, now there is a straight line all the way from the opening of your mouth to the bottom of your esophagus.

  6. Zachary Quinto
    Portinari
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    Dumbasses…that’s Zachary Quinto’s brother Joe in that picture.

  7. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Bonky
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    “Over there, way over there, I think someone said ‘Encore’. Come on, let me sing one more song. Please, I don’t want to go home this early..”

  8. Maria Fowler Cleavage
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    I can’t stop staring a her big, voluptuous, milky-white teeth.

  9. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
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    She’s just a victim of weird shirts, bad angles, and a teaspoon of semen.

  10. Zooey Deschanel
    Bonky
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    “The crew were warned about Zooey’s “special apple time”. Nobody really knows what that’s about, but they were told if she is interrupted, she can destroy a whole production set in the blink of an eye.”

  11. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    Figure that
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    Well…at least she won’t complain about pubic hair stuck in her teeth.

  12. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    Bonky
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    Kesha really doesn’t understand what “hot” is, does she ?

  13. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Somebody call PETA. There’s an eel trying to eat its way out of her pants.

  14. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    DeucePickle
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    A good barometer to gauge a girl’s hotness in a picture is to take your thumb and forefinger and measure the width of her shoulder or bicep & then move your hand up to her head and measure that.
    If your fingers don’t move, it’s time to move on.

  15. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    The Pope
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    Zip your jacket up. You look a little clammy.

  16. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    Satan's bitch
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    Damn. Girlfriend looks GOOD.

  17. Zachary Quinto
    DeucePickle
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    His brother is Joe Jonas ?

  18. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Sheppy
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    Her what now?

  19. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Sheppy
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    The zoom function is a wonderful, wonderful thing :)

  20. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    Ugh
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    I know that we’re supposed to hate Gweneth, but I still dig her. Probably more for the characters she plays… that whole acting thing has fucked with my mind…

  21. Cameron Diaz Old Face
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    She’s going to regret chugging that giant Frappachino when she has to pee in that neighborhood.

  22. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    I don’t know who she is, but it sounds like she’s at the right place.

  23. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Yo Taylor, I’m really happy for you…I’ll let you finish. But Beyonce had one of the best videos of all time! One of the best videos of all time!

  24. Amy Childs Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Bra queen, huh?

  25. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    DeucePickle
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    Bra queen ?

  26. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    your mom
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    Is she knocked up or does she have to poop? I can never tell…

  27. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    DeucePickle
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    This is one fine collection of lady-parts

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    she’s the kind of gal you take home to meet your mother. If your mother is one heart attack from you inheriting millions.

  29. Rev. Leroy

    @PopeyesChicken : The only ass I see in this pic is the bloated one wearing the leather pants…

  30. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    Jill_Ess
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    Activia fail.

  31. Zachary Quinto
    Jill_Ess
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    Is he with a Jonas Brother?

  32. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    Flea Venom
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    hey dita von tesse, may I eat-a von teets?

  33. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Rev. Leroy
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    Damnit girl, Jay-Z told me that was a one of a kind when he bought it for me…

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
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    Sadly, without the novelty sized implants, she’d be a stunningly attractive woman. With them, I just can’t get past wondering how many times her uncle put his finger in her butt.

  35. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
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    jesus christ, we get it already! Your camel is extremely sure-footed. Let it go.

  36. henny

    Oh Kanye….Huskaroos Huskaroos!!!!

  37. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    occam's boner
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    preparing to pinch a technicolor loaf – nothing says fashion quite like it

  38. Zooey Deschanel
    Rev. Leroy
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    The whole goofy, geeky, ironic thing ain’t workin’ for ya hon, even in an ironic way…

  39. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    Ruth
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    She looks fantastic.

  40. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    Rev. Leroy
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    STILL hotter than Ke$ha…

  41. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    Kitty
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    Wow… is she really preggers!!???

  42. Zachary Quinto
    Rev. Leroy
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    At 1st glance I really thought the one on the left was Tom Cruise

  43. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    cc
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    I’d marry the girl on the left, and kick the living shit out of the guy on the right.

  44. Taylor Lautner
    cc
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    “Jesus Christ, where’s my wingman when I need him?”

  45. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    cc
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    Now I need my AC/DC Epipen.

  46. Zooey Deschanel
    cc
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    That’s right, eat an apple fatso.

  47. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    cc
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    By the looks of things, she was on her way to an 80s aerobics class.

  48. Zachary Quinto
    cc
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    Sure, give me your number, we’ll get together later and dry hump.

  49. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    cc
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    I’ll take her and a hot rod to go.

  50. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    slippinx12
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    You have it backwards, that poor guy got his face stuck in her mouth hair, now she’ll slowly digest him

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