The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.10.11

November 10th, 2011 // 370 Comments

“You did not replace your titties with Matt Lauer‘s face. FOR REAL?!?!!!”

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed featuring Ke$ha showing us how she maintains her incredible, frog-like figure, Zachary Quinto wants you to know he’s scoring mad ass now and Antonio Banderas receiving word from God that he should’ve touched Salma Hayek‘s boobs more. “Always be touching the boobs, my son,” is how God normally talks. Trust me.

Hey, look, a whole post without mentioning child rape!

- The Superficial

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Flynet, Getty, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News

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  1. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Listen I appreciate the Santa Claus thing, but can you make it a bit, hummm… how do I say this… Manlier?

  2. Amy Childs Cleavage
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    i want her asshole wrapped around my tongue.

  3. Zachary Quinto
    adolf hitler
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    would you fuck me? id fuck me…. id fuck a me lookalike.

  4. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    “I’m gonna let you finish the cat walk, but first I’m gonna talk to your titties.”

  5. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
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    “Just a small time girl, living in a lonely (yet incredibly rich) world, she took the midnight (gold) train…”

  6. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    Nice wedgie.

  7. Taylor Lautner
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    He’s seriously considering her proposal of using 2 fingers…

  8. Taylor Lautner
    Bonky
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    Such poor, misguided young women…..

  9. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    You can hang all the diamonds & sequins you want around them, but it’s still just a pair of aging freckled flapjacks.

  10. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
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    Is she pregnant?

  11. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
    arnieblackblack
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    I’d hit it

  12. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Cock Dr
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    That chick needs to seriously shave the pits.

  13. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
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    She finally got herself pregnant… all by herself…

  14. PopeyesChicken

    You did it wrong on facebook by acknowledging that Kanye’s face is supposedly in this picture because I haven’t seen him yet due to the very delicious ass staring at me.

  15. Zooey Deschanel
    Fembot Engineer
    Commented on this photo:

    We have almost completed the beta testing on her and it’s going well. Much more life-like than our previous models. We did reduce the breast size to cut costs, but market research indicated that her better looking face didn’t require the huge breast distraction that we had to put on the Katy Perry model.

    I expect a production model to come out in the first quarter of 2012, but don’t quote me on that.

  16. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
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    That’s a lot of pearl necklaces. Her jewelry must be from the new Bukkake collection, by Zales.

  17. Zachary Quinto
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    “Yeah yeah, send that pic to Kanye. Follow it up with: Spock’s cock. He’s gonna love it”

  18. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    “Would a gay fish look like this?”

  19. Zooey Deschanel
    arnieblackblack
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    I’d do Zooey where she Pooey(s).

  20. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
    Richard McBeef
    Commented on this photo:

    I lost a three dollar bill somewhere in here. If anybody finds it please let me know.

  21. Taylor Lautner
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    Thought bubble above the girl in glasses:
    Pleeeease let him be a chubby chaser, pleeeease let him be a chubby chaser…

  22. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    How long can this woman be a successful stripper? Is she gonna be squirming around topless in a giant champange glass when she’s 50?

    • She’s planning on copying EVERY facet of Bettie Page’s life, so should be slipping into obscurity very soon and beginning her wait to die in 40 years.

      • MJB

        Funny how a woman who takes her clothes off for a living is considered a fashion icon. But, she’s got good taste even if it’s a bit too retro for me.

      • MJB

        Also, celebrities don’t slip into obscurity like they used to. They just turn themselves into ‘brands’ and sell crap to a gullible public.

    • TomFrank

      I hope so, CD. She seems like the kind of woman who can keep her looks up that long. Except maybe in the hands—but leave it to Dita to bring gloves back.

      • gumption

        she looks great. love the dress. if age makes one better then what is the big deal you freaks? there are girls in their early 20s that would kill too look like dita, hell, most American girls dont hold a candle to Dita. they have muffin tops and wrinkly faces by 28. so suck it!

  23. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    She looks like the bastard child of My little pony and a packet of skittles…

  24. Taylor Lautner
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    “Taylor..TAYLOR!! I gained 30 lbs in a month too!!”

  25. Gwyneth Paltrow Cleavage
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    At what point did she look in a mirror and decide she had any hope of pulling off wearing a neckline like that?

    And I’m just going to say it…her titties look greasy

  26. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Duuude, where’d you get that tank top? No way! You made it yourself?!

  27. Maria Fowler Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    This should take everyone’s mind off forcible sodomy of children.

  28. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
    Bonky
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    She’s the last of her kind. This chick makes a ton of money getting naked and actually is respected around the world.

  29. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
    Duck Face Gangstar
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    Someone needs to get her IBS back to normal.. Activia STAT!

  30. Zooey Deschanel
    fuckface
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    “If you don’t stop taking pictures of me, i’m gonna throw this here lump of my shit, wrapped in toilet paper, right at your face.”

  31. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    whatthehuh?
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    she looks like she is taking a dump or atleast prepping to take one. just once i would like to see her look like she is from this planet.

  32. Amy Childs Cleavage
    Bonky
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    Miley Cyrus in 10 years.

  33. Zachary Quinto
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    “Ah, man. Dave’s gonna be late. Fuckin’ faggo…oh…sorry Zach.”

  34. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    Even her labia are pumped with muscle.

  35. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
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    I would imagine that’s what it’s like going down on Khloe Kardashian.

  36. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
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    Her chin is soooo big, Rumer Willis called her “Jay Leno.”

  37. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Cock Dr
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    I would point out she has a serious bitchface, but few of you are even looking at her head.

  38. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
    Bonky
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    “Yes, tilt your head back, open your mouth and the key thing is not to flinch when the first spurt hits your face.”

  39. Jamie Lee Curtis Pregnant
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    Raise your non-dominant hand if you masturbated to her in the 80′s.

  40. Pedro Almodovar Antonio Banderas
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    “Antonio…your jaw is so strong…I’d like to cast you as an alien in Star Wars Episode 7.”

  41. Taylor Lautner
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    “Please take the picture…can’t…keep…mouth…closed…”

  42. Zachary Quinto
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    I’m not Waldo, but I know where he is. He’s in my pants. Want to find him?

  43. Cameron Diaz Old Face
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    She needs some hair gel.

  44. Jared Leto 30 Seconds To Mars
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    Are sideless t-shirts back in style? AWESOME!!! I’m digging out the box marked “1986 fashion mistakes” when I get home! I’ve really missed the feeling of sweat trickling all the way from pit to waist.

  45. Jennifer Nicole Lee Cleavage Sports Bra
    Bonky
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    Never thought we would see women striving to look like Ice-T’s wife Coco, I hope it’s not a trend.

  46. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
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    This is why I don’t want to go to New Zealand.

  47. Kanye West Victorias Secret Fashion Show
    Derek
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    “Her chest is almost flat enough for me to pretend I’m with man”

  48. Dita Von Tesse Cleavage
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    “Oh, don’t mind me, I’m just thinking about the basement I built behind my shed,” said the guy in the background.

  49. Taylor Lautner
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    Every time I see this guy it reminds me of a guy who I used to work with. He is a cunt.

  50. Kesha Eating Beard Twitter
    Derek
    Commented on this photo:

    No Kesha that’s not a penis

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