Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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His mom is letting him walk to middle school all by himself this year!
Yes, sweetie, Daddy is dressed like a cheating piece of shit this year. Aren’t you, dear?
I only they had made the space shuttle out of the same stuff that corset is made of.
What’s better…the tits or the fact she’s not wearing a Che Guevara shirt?
She’s about a month away from holding up a “Will reenact Basic Instinct scene for crack” sign on Hollywood Blvd.
She’s actually cute too. Didn’t see any of this at my Hallowe’en party.
When you’re attracted to men, but still want to pretend you like girls, compromise is in order.
Well, that’s one way to win ‘Best Costume’ without putting in a whole lot of effort.
God, please don’t put him in the new Star Wars movies. I can deal with Jar Jar. I can deal with Luke screaming “Noooo!” like a girl. I can even deal with Greedo firing first.
But I can’t deal with a 70-year-old Han Solo loitering around in his Depends telling everyone in earshot about how he used to be a hero back in the Rebellion.
Oh shit, I thought you said Grieco. Phew.
Okay we get it.
You guys, how come no one has pointed out the obvious- another fucking stupid celebrity (and that’s reaching) kid name! Skyla? Seriously? Did they just get lazy and forget the R? Did they change it because she can’t say her R’s? Or did two people both honestly like that fucking retarded of a name?
I was grossed out by it, too. Bloody hippies.
It’s really nice that she is spending time with the mentally challenged, seeing as her brother created one
I’m going to steer away from my usual Kim bashing for just a moment to make an observation (Don’t worry, it’s just for this post).
Kourtney is a much, MUCH prettier girl than Kim. She is much, MUCH smarter (only girl with a college degree in the family). She is also much, MUCH skinner, and has much, MUCH more personality.
So why is Kim more famous?
Answer: Sex tape.
She make some of the most wretched music on the planet and be shacked up with what can only be described as a war criminal, but, I think she’s cute as all hell.
shit my pants there….then realised it was Reading in the USA. Not Reading in the UK…which is only about 150 miles from my house. Phew.
Hey ! She went as the Lohan ! Nicework
Looks like a eagle. The big fish eating kind. That swoop down and take your babies.
Guy looks like a russian spec ops killer. She looks killer hot.
Worth the risk……
fuck yeah.
The only instance when drinking mouthwash out of the bottle is making the outfit classier,
Her cock is huge …
In the thumbnail she looks like Octomom
Her teeth are the most punk thing about her- at least they look natural! I hate her, but I like her teeth.
“Finally. The one month of the year I get to put it in something pink!”
No, that’s Jenny McCarthy with her natural hair color.
Buckwheat ?
And so my fellow ameriuuUUNNGghh…
Crap, I’ve been to, like, and can never return to that Target again.
I’d be happy to lubricate her wind pipe.
That look is a deal breaker.
I enjoy celebrity bashing as much as anyone, but in her defense she was actually disfigured in a bad car accident. But that’s still no excuse for the duck lips.
GROSS
For fuck’s sake…
He’s still trying to figure out where his left foot is supposed to go…
Walk, you buffoon.
Yep. He’s sure dreamy. But he’s stealing your purse.