The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    EricLr
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    His mom is letting him walk to middle school all by himself this year!

  2. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    EricLr
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    Yes, sweetie, Daddy is dressed like a cheating piece of shit this year. Aren’t you, dear?

  3. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    EricLr
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    I only they had made the space shuttle out of the same stuff that corset is made of.

  4. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    cc
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    What’s better…the tits or the fact she’s not wearing a Che Guevara shirt?

  5. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    EricLr
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    She’s about a month away from holding up a “Will reenact Basic Instinct scene for crack” sign on Hollywood Blvd.

  6. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    cc
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    She’s actually cute too. Didn’t see any of this at my Hallowe’en party.

  7. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    EricLr
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    When you’re attracted to men, but still want to pretend you like girls, compromise is in order.

  8. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    cc
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    Well, that’s one way to win ‘Best Costume’ without putting in a whole lot of effort.

  9. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    EricLr
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    God, please don’t put him in the new Star Wars movies. I can deal with Jar Jar. I can deal with Luke screaming “Noooo!” like a girl. I can even deal with Greedo firing first.

    But I can’t deal with a 70-year-old Han Solo loitering around in his Depends telling everyone in earshot about how he used to be a hero back in the Rebellion.

  10. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    cc
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    Okay we get it.

  11. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    You guys, how come no one has pointed out the obvious- another fucking stupid celebrity (and that’s reaching) kid name! Skyla? Seriously? Did they just get lazy and forget the R? Did they change it because she can’t say her R’s? Or did two people both honestly like that fucking retarded of a name?

  12. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    It’s really nice that she is spending time with the mentally challenged, seeing as her brother created one

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
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    I’m going to steer away from my usual Kim bashing for just a moment to make an observation (Don’t worry, it’s just for this post).

    Kourtney is a much, MUCH prettier girl than Kim. She is much, MUCH smarter (only girl with a college degree in the family). She is also much, MUCH skinner, and has much, MUCH more personality.

    So why is Kim more famous?
    Answer: Sex tape.

  14. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    Pine Table Fever
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    She make some of the most wretched music on the planet and be shacked up with what can only be described as a war criminal, but, I think she’s cute as all hell.

  15. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    I'll get my coat
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    shit my pants there….then realised it was Reading in the USA. Not Reading in the UK…which is only about 150 miles from my house. Phew.

  16. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    I'll get my coat
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    Hey ! She went as the Lohan ! Nicework

  17. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    I'll get my coat
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    Looks like a eagle. The big fish eating kind. That swoop down and take your babies.

  18. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    I'll get my coat
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    Guy looks like a russian spec ops killer. She looks killer hot.

    Worth the risk……

    fuck yeah.

  19. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    SithsRevenge
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    The only instance when drinking mouthwash out of the bottle is making the outfit classier,

  20. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Dirty Travolta
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    Her cock is huge …

  21. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    katie
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    In the thumbnail she looks like Octomom

  22. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    katie
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    Her teeth are the most punk thing about her- at least they look natural! I hate her, but I like her teeth.

  23. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Raoul
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    “Finally. The one month of the year I get to put it in something pink!”

  24. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    No, that’s Jenny McCarthy with her natural hair color.

  25. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    Anthony Scuzzione
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    Buckwheat ?

  26. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    donkeylicks
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    And so my fellow ameriuuUUNNGghh…

  27. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    Number 2
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    Crap, I’ve been to, like, and can never return to that Target again.

  28. Katherine Jenkins Legs Fishnets
    Gary Grant
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    I’d be happy to lubricate her wind pipe.

  29. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    katie
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    That look is a deal breaker.

  30. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    CeCe
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    I enjoy celebrity bashing as much as anyone, but in her defense she was actually disfigured in a bad car accident. But that’s still no excuse for the duck lips.

  31. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Mama Pinkus
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    GROSS

  32. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    For fuck’s sake…

  33. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    He’s still trying to figure out where his left foot is supposed to go…

  34. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Walk, you buffoon.

  35. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Miranda Veracruz De La Hoya Cardenal
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    Yep. He’s sure dreamy. But he’s stealing your purse.

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