The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    Totally would. She looks like her old self here.

  2. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    Is that red spot on his forehead the spot where Kristen’s squirt hit him?

  3. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    I think Liberty has a get-some-dick-free-card she can cash in. I volunteer my services.

  4. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    She puts the “(Pussy)cat” in Catwoman.

  5. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Give the poor girl a break. With Hulk’s strong genes and him marrying a woman that looks like a female version of himself, she never had a chance.

  6. Katherine Jenkins Legs Fishnets
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    Great looking lady…

    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/02/Katherine-Jenkins-340_475.jpg[/img]

    • Carl Spackler

      Would violate her with the greatest of enthusiasm. Beautiful face , nice headlights, and mysterious nether regions …

  7. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Dave
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    Steve Gutenberg?

  8. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/02/kate-gosselin-340_453.jpg[/img]

  9. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    dontkillthemessenger
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    Wait…

    she’s dating someone who looks like her brother
    her dad is dating someone who looks like his daughter
    her mom is dating someone who looks like…

    Oh, my fucking head hurts.

  10. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    Reminds me of Halloween 1970 when I went trick-or-treating with a shot glass and a beer mug. A few people were assholes, but a few were also very cool. I ended up at a great party! True story…

  11. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    All things considered, her implants seem to be holding up well.

  12. Carrot Top Pinktober
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    “Listen, Carrot Top, I don’t care how good you say you are. You’ll never fit that whole thing in your mouth.”

  13. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Rose McGowan dressed as a Q-Tip!

  14. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
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    He almost let slip his secret identity: “The Forehead of Steel.”

  15. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    Kind of overdid it with the vanishing makeup, didn’t she? Maybe she was trying to be the “Invisible Woman.”

    PS: Nice hooters!

  16. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
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    She should have looked like that on the “X-Files!”

  17. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Wow, Debbie Harry dressed as Blondie. How imaginative!

  18. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    I think she looks spec-fucking-tacular! I don’t give two shits if it’s Photoshop, foundation garments, trick photography, or a fucking miracle. I think she’s a doll!

  19. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    QUESTION: What do these three people have in common?:
    ANSWER: I have no fucking idea who any of them are.

    SIDEBAR:Mom sure looks fuckable, whoever she is!

  20. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
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    What a shame…apparently Kanye, the designated purse/shit-schlepper, got cropped out of the photo. Poor baby!
    “Boy, you run along and get that stuff all put away. Run along, now!”

  21. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    For some reason, women like that never seem to show up wherever I am. * sigh *

  22. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    mbcl
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    “Young man please wait for the crossing guard.”

  23. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
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    Sure it’s not the Harper’s Bizarre Woman of the Year Awards? Just checking.

  24. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
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    Nice Eliza…yet where the devil are my slippers?

  25. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
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    Born to be mild.

  26. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    Fuck all y’all with your anti-scooter comments. If you saw what the NYC traffic was on Wednesday—first full day Manhattan was open to traffic from outside the island—you’d be gettin’ your scooter out, too.

  27. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    I love how she’s holding her phone in the same goddamn hand she’s using to hold his arm. Because that’s the convenient way.

  28. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    Really, Sgt. Schulz? Your StarTracker app for iPhone is way cooler than this?

  29. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Yikes!!! WTH Happened. Whats with the clown mask? She looks like a present day mashup of Cher, Janice Dickinson and that demi Moore chick

  30. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Arnold Schwarzenegger aged sexier than this creature. Hell, even Elizabeth Taylor looks better. Today.

  31. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Bronson Pinchot's Hair
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    Doug Heffernan looks … well he looks.

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    cc
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    She always looks like one of the marionettes from Team America, World Police.

  33. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    rican
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    A steel horse, much prettier than the horse he sleeps with.

  34. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    cc
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    Always struck me as the kind of guy who’d drop by and say, ‘Let’s go for a drink, you need to relax’ and you’d say ‘I can’t, I have a big presentation tomorrow morning’ and he’d say ‘C’mon, just one drink’ and the next think you know you are making a Powerpoint presentation reeking of booze and cigarettes and trying not to puke on a VP.

  35. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    cc
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    Calista is staggering under the weight of those frames.

  36. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    tlmck
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    Wasn’t he in “Young Frankenstein”?

  37. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    cc
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    He looks better on the show ‘Hung’.

  38. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
    cc
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    Her body looks rocking in this, but what the hell character is that supposed to be?

  39. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    cc
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    Dressed as the native American Goldilocks?

  40. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    EricLr
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    Oh Courtney, don’t mix ecstasy and meth.

  41. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    EricLr
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    Nice attention to detail on that Ice Queen costume! It’s not many people who would go the extra distance to throw in a “I’m so cold, my lips got stuck to a flagpole” joke just for laughs.

  42. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    cc
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    Jessica Simpson…advancing the art of materials science.

  43. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    EricLr
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    The Kurgan just sent him a text saying “Uh, you know what…just keep the head.”

  44. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    EricLr
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    On the good ship, crappy pop…

  45. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
    EricLr
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    Someone told him they were sending him into New York City to rescue the President’s approval rating.

  46. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    EricLr
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    That is the last thing you’ll see before you die.

  47. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    EricLr
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    Least intimidating Terminator model ever.

  48. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
    EricLr
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    The whore on the floor has a nice decor.

  49. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    EricLr
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    I told him that picking Paul Ryan as his running mate had its perks.

  50. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    cc
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    The dust jacket of my new book ‘Why America Needs Saving’.

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