Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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Totally would. She looks like her old self here.
Is that red spot on his forehead the spot where Kristen’s squirt hit him?
I think Liberty has a get-some-dick-free-card she can cash in. I volunteer my services.
She puts the “(Pussy)cat” in Catwoman.
Give the poor girl a break. With Hulk’s strong genes and him marrying a woman that looks like a female version of himself, she never had a chance.
I don’t know about anyone else, but I have a hunch she’d be a righteous roll in the hay. But it’s just my opinion. I could be wrong.
Great looking lady…
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Would violate her with the greatest of enthusiasm. Beautiful face , nice headlights, and mysterious nether regions …
Steve Gutenberg?
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Excellent job.
Wait…
she’s dating someone who looks like her brother
her dad is dating someone who looks like his daughter
her mom is dating someone who looks like…
Oh, my fucking head hurts.
You gotta admit, that’s one clan that’s trying their best to keep incest within the family!
Reminds me of Halloween 1970 when I went trick-or-treating with a shot glass and a beer mug. A few people were assholes, but a few were also very cool. I ended up at a great party! True story…
Ahhh! The Least Interesting Man in the World! Stay Thirsty, my friend!
All things considered, her implants seem to be holding up well.
“Listen, Carrot Top, I don’t care how good you say you are. You’ll never fit that whole thing in your mouth.”
Rose McGowan dressed as a Q-Tip!
He almost let slip his secret identity: “The Forehead of Steel.”
Kind of overdid it with the vanishing makeup, didn’t she? Maybe she was trying to be the “Invisible Woman.”
PS: Nice hooters!
She should have looked like that on the “X-Files!”
Wow, Debbie Harry dressed as Blondie. How imaginative!
I think she looks spec-fucking-tacular! I don’t give two shits if it’s Photoshop, foundation garments, trick photography, or a fucking miracle. I think she’s a doll!
QUESTION: What do these three people have in common?:
ANSWER: I have no fucking idea who any of them are.
SIDEBAR:Mom sure looks fuckable, whoever she is!
Oh, bullshit, vito. You come here enough to at least kinda recognize the name of the guy who was schtupping Kristen Stewart when that whole thing blew up just a couple months ago. Oh wait, you’re old. The mind goes like that at your age.
What a shame…apparently Kanye, the designated purse/shit-schlepper, got cropped out of the photo. Poor baby!
“Boy, you run along and get that stuff all put away. Run along, now!”
For some reason, women like that never seem to show up wherever I am. * sigh *
“Young man please wait for the crossing guard.”
Sure it’s not the Harper’s Bizarre Woman of the Year Awards? Just checking.
Nice Eliza…yet where the devil are my slippers?
Born to be mild.
Fuck all y’all with your anti-scooter comments. If you saw what the NYC traffic was on Wednesday—first full day Manhattan was open to traffic from outside the island—you’d be gettin’ your scooter out, too.
I love how she’s holding her phone in the same goddamn hand she’s using to hold his arm. Because that’s the convenient way.
Really, Sgt. Schulz? Your StarTracker app for iPhone is way cooler than this?
Yikes!!! WTH Happened. Whats with the clown mask? She looks like a present day mashup of Cher, Janice Dickinson and that demi Moore chick
Arnold Schwarzenegger aged sexier than this creature. Hell, even Elizabeth Taylor looks better. Today.
Doug Heffernan looks … well he looks.
She always looks like one of the marionettes from Team America, World Police.
A steel horse, much prettier than the horse he sleeps with.
Always struck me as the kind of guy who’d drop by and say, ‘Let’s go for a drink, you need to relax’ and you’d say ‘I can’t, I have a big presentation tomorrow morning’ and he’d say ‘C’mon, just one drink’ and the next think you know you are making a Powerpoint presentation reeking of booze and cigarettes and trying not to puke on a VP.
Calista is staggering under the weight of those frames.
Wasn’t he in “Young Frankenstein”?
He looks better on the show ‘Hung’.
Her body looks rocking in this, but what the hell character is that supposed to be?
Dressed as the native American Goldilocks?
Oh Courtney, don’t mix ecstasy and meth.
Nice attention to detail on that Ice Queen costume! It’s not many people who would go the extra distance to throw in a “I’m so cold, my lips got stuck to a flagpole” joke just for laughs.
Jessica Simpson…advancing the art of materials science.
The Kurgan just sent him a text saying “Uh, you know what…just keep the head.”
On the good ship, crappy pop…
Someone told him they were sending him into New York City to rescue the President’s approval rating.
That is the last thing you’ll see before you die.
Least intimidating Terminator model ever.
The whore on the floor has a nice decor.
I told him that picking Paul Ryan as his running mate had its perks.
The dust jacket of my new book ‘Why America Needs Saving’.