Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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she needs a nap, a sandwich and way less visits to the face Dr. not necessarily in that order.
A rare and candid moment of reflection caught by the paps; “I’m never going to be the sodding king and I’ll never feel the wind in my face. fuck my life.”
♫ At the age of 57
He realized he’d never ride
Through London in a carriage
With the crown in his hair… ♫
“I’m sick of all your intelligent questions you worthless not millionaires OR Mormons.”
Is he running away from home?
Looks like face is trying to stretch away from his head so he can look down.
Courteney Botox
don’t call me. don’t call me call me anytime.
First Josh Brolin played Tommy Lee Jones in MIB 3, now for his biggest role, he’s playing Mitt Romney in Romnesia
Stars already covering her nipples. Saved you some work adding them in, how thoughtful.
A grown-up Chucky doll.
That dude works out. Sorry… THOSE dudes work out!
I wasn’t sure if they celebrated Halloween in the UK… until now.
Romney > Obama.
That outfit screams “mediocrity”.
Well, they got my parents half-right.
I would have had a way funnier joke if that had been a bottle of Listerine.
I’d hate to be her daughter. She’s like one of those moms who wears her teenage daughter’s mini skirts at age 46. Just because you can pull it off, doesn’t mean you have to go trick or treating with your tits and vagina basically hanging out for the world to see. Make your statement about how hot you are when you’re not trick or treating with your kid.
Deryk Whibley did it better.
Laugh all you want… I say the bike suits him.
Nahhhh…that Harley-Davidson is wayyyy too good for him. He should give it to me!
Now where did my date, the giant ear, go?
Zzzzzzzzzzz….grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzZZZZzzzzzz…grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzzzz.
Tit-shelf… awesome.
Uh, oh…it looks like Betty White might not be with us for much longer!
He should really get some kind of cream or lotion for that infection he picked up from going down on K-Stew.
That’s a man, baby.
This is one of the finest Final Fives I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you indeed, random topless chick.
Fish figured out how to get us to look at all of the final five.
She hasn’t aged a day from the Springsteen video
“Think you’re Green Begley? Fuck You!”
“Thith thitty needth me! Have no fear, thitizenth, Ed Burnth ith here!”
*gets run over by a fire truck*
Is this the video for her autotuned remake of “Leather and Lace?”
Always looks like she’s trying too hard.
He wears a dog tag…because he just got tagged with a dog! Amirite?
FUPA netting is hot in Miami now.
“GRANNY NO!”
Tattoos never look good on dark skinned black people.
What if they were tattooed with white ink? Does anyone know how that would work out?
Or anyone, really.
Hide the Dalmation puppies,quick!
Best final fine. Ever.
I, unfortunately, see a sex tape in her future.
C’mon, Don. Wouldn’t you like to see those sweater puppies?
Begrudgingly, yes.
I like this one. They’re so comfortable with each other.
Divorce, and plastic surgery, did her body good.
I think she’s really cute.
I would nail that with the sexual frustration of a 28 year old nerd.
Crap! This shot is begging for me to put a wooden spoon into her hand, but I’ve never done photo editing with a laptop touchpad, and I have neither the time nor the inclination tonight.
Very nice.
Not bad for a 494-year old.
Awww, Woody and Mia patched things up. Doesn’t quite make up for her stealing André Previn away from Dory, though. (Look it up, kids.)
I ran into him at a casino on Vegas couple years back. Scared the fuck outa me. I’m still scared. I was walking out of an elevator, and he was stepping into it, and I looked up…..oh shit. Just about ran.
True story.
Please win Romney. Our country cannot withstand 4 more years of this…
That’s right. Let’s reverse everything Obama did and go back to the Bush years. Good times. Corporate vultures make great presidents.
Fuck the poor, only rich people matter. Fuck the public servants. They’re a drain on the economy. I want the president to personally tell women what they could and can’t do with their own bodies. I want them to tell me who it’s ok to have sex with, even though both parties involved are adults.
We need a president who flip-flops on every important issue. The president must change his opinion as often as he changes his clothes. Romney 2012.
Keith Olbermann is so blackballed from American TV now that he had to go to Paris to find work.