The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    she needs a nap, a sandwich and way less visits to the face Dr. not necessarily in that order.

  2. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
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    A rare and candid moment of reflection caught by the paps; “I’m never going to be the sodding king and I’ll never feel the wind in my face. fuck my life.”

  3. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
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    “I’m sick of all your intelligent questions you worthless not millionaires OR Mormons.”

  4. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    Is he running away from home?

  5. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    Looks like face is trying to stretch away from his head so he can look down.

  6. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Vlad
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    Courteney Botox

  7. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    hanging telephone
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    don’t call me. don’t call me call me anytime.

  8. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Vlad
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    First Josh Brolin played Tommy Lee Jones in MIB 3, now for his biggest role, he’s playing Mitt Romney in Romnesia

  9. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Cage
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    Stars already covering her nipples. Saved you some work adding them in, how thoughtful.

  10. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Screaming Meat Nugget
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    A grown-up Chucky doll.

  11. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Hay Brother
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    That dude works out. Sorry… THOSE dudes work out!

  12. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    I wasn’t sure if they celebrated Halloween in the UK… until now.

  13. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Michael
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    Romney > Obama.

  14. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    That outfit screams “mediocrity”.

  15. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    Well, they got my parents half-right.

  16. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    I would have had a way funnier joke if that had been a bottle of Listerine.

  17. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    lala
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    I’d hate to be her daughter. She’s like one of those moms who wears her teenage daughter’s mini skirts at age 46. Just because you can pull it off, doesn’t mean you have to go trick or treating with your tits and vagina basically hanging out for the world to see. Make your statement about how hot you are when you’re not trick or treating with your kid.

  18. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    Deryk Whibley did it better.

  19. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
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    Laugh all you want… I say the bike suits him.

  20. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Now where did my date, the giant ear, go?

  21. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
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    Zzzzzzzzzzz….grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzZZZZzzzzzz…grumble, grumble, grumble…zzzzzzzz.

  22. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    Tit-shelf… awesome.

  23. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Uh, oh…it looks like Betty White might not be with us for much longer!

  24. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    He should really get some kind of cream or lotion for that infection he picked up from going down on K-Stew.

  25. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    That’s a man, baby.

  26. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    This is one of the finest Final Fives I’ve seen in a long time. Thank you indeed, random topless chick.

  27. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    LLBL
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    Fish figured out how to get us to look at all of the final five.

  28. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    She hasn’t aged a day from the Springsteen video

  29. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    “Think you’re Green Begley? Fuck You!”

  30. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    “Thith thitty needth me! Have no fear, thitizenth, Ed Burnth ith here!”
    *gets run over by a fire truck*

  31. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    Is this the video for her autotuned remake of “Leather and Lace?”

  32. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    Always looks like she’s trying too hard.

  33. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    He wears a dog tag…because he just got tagged with a dog! Amirite?

  34. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
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    FUPA netting is hot in Miami now.

  35. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
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    “GRANNY NO!”

  36. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
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    Tattoos never look good on dark skinned black people.

  37. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    G Spot Finder
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    Hide the Dalmation puppies,quick!

  38. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    kimmykimkim
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    Best final fine. Ever.

  39. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    I, unfortunately, see a sex tape in her future.

  40. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    I like this one. They’re so comfortable with each other.

  41. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    Divorce, and plastic surgery, did her body good.

  42. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    I think she’s really cute.

  43. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
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    I would nail that with the sexual frustration of a 28 year old nerd.

  44. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    Crap! This shot is begging for me to put a wooden spoon into her hand, but I’ve never done photo editing with a laptop touchpad, and I have neither the time nor the inclination tonight.

  45. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
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    Very nice.

  46. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    Timothy
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    Not bad for a 494-year old.

  47. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    Awww, Woody and Mia patched things up. Doesn’t quite make up for her stealing André Previn away from Dory, though. (Look it up, kids.)

  48. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Biff
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    I ran into him at a casino on Vegas couple years back. Scared the fuck outa me. I’m still scared. I was walking out of an elevator, and he was stepping into it, and I looked up…..oh shit. Just about ran.

    True story.

  49. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Biff
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    Please win Romney. Our country cannot withstand 4 more years of this…

    • That’s right. Let’s reverse everything Obama did and go back to the Bush years. Good times. Corporate vultures make great presidents.

      Fuck the poor, only rich people matter. Fuck the public servants. They’re a drain on the economy. I want the president to personally tell women what they could and can’t do with their own bodies. I want them to tell me who it’s ok to have sex with, even though both parties involved are adults.

      We need a president who flip-flops on every important issue. The president must change his opinion as often as he changes his clothes. Romney 2012.

  50. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
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    Keith Olbermann is so blackballed from American TV now that he had to go to Paris to find work.

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