Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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Moulin Rouge Pocahontas
Charles *Hoggy* Prince is CHiPs
Eat your heart out, Bruce Jenner.
Perfect. The hat is large enough to pull down over the face when you go at it.
The handlers of android Mitt nearly combusted when they saw an outer ear valve had cracked and white foam could be seen leaking down his neck. Fortunately for them, the American voting public remained oblivious all throughout the malfunction.
This is Daniel Powter’s punishment for writing “Bad Day”.
They both dressed as Woody Allen?
Born To Be Mild
In London getting more speech therapy from Ozzy Osbourne.
That’s funny. Sort of like driving lessons from Stevie Wonder.
Lindsey Lohan in 1 year
. . . last year . . .
I don’t normally support huge hats and pancake makeup, but most girls don’t have the face of a dropped pie.
Open Mitt, insert foot.
This is going to be January Jones in like 10 years.
photo boy did mention that.
Been shopping at the “ordinary” store again I see.
Mitt realized there was no winning the audience back after he misquoted Martin Luther King Jr. saying “I had a dream …I had an awesome dream…”.
All the king’s horses and all the kings men…
I’m confused. I saw the black eyed P, so was certain that was Fergie. Now I look in the background and see her there.
Just consider for 10 seconds that a whole bunch of 40 year old dudes saw this picture and masturbated to Aryan Sacagawea.
You’re welcome.
Forty’s a little on the low side for Blondie masturbation. I’m 41, so I was only 8 when “Heart of Glass” came out…oh, who am I kidding. I considered fucking the TV when I watched the “Denis” video on DVD last year.
Remember in Scream when she was like 19 and she couldn’t have been any hotter? Lol look at her now.
Some aspects of your youth aren’t worth reliving.
I remember this scene from “Police Academy”.
Hey..Hey…..Hey
I recognize that this is a What’s Happening!! reference, but you should try to distinguish this “Hey Hey Hey” from Fat Albert, which really looks the same on the page.
Looks like Brooke snagged herself a rocket scientist.
Unidentified Fake Object
Unidentified *Foxy* Object.
VAROOOOOMM VAROOOOMMMM hehehe
Still love ya Debbie, dont care how fucked up of a costume you wear.
Her face looks like it was photoshopped from a mortician’s style book.
“To infinity and beyond”
I totally got over her when she started aging in dog years.
Reminds me I need milk.
” So mom when will I get a giant disguising twat.”
A disguising twat. Renders the wearer invisible. Except for her twat.
Again how many times has she worn those freaking pants
Wow, talk about putting your heart into Hallowe’en…she gave herself scurvy.
chewing on a lock of carrot top should do the trick
Indiana Old and the Skeleton Queen.
Skyla: “What is your costume Daddy?”
Liberty:”Daddy is a shit head sweetie… I don’t know what his costume is.”
I remember reading an interview where Courtney said that as you near 40 years old, you have to choose between having a skinny ass or a nice face, that you can’t have both. I’m sad to see that she chose the ass over the face…
Redneck tuxedo? I see she returned the favor and dressed as Dang Ol Miley Cyrus
I’m gonna say….Jennifer Love Hewitt who enrolled in the navy because maybe one of those sailors is willing to chose between three rings?
“so zen, Kevin Pollack says ‘it’z time for ze Larry King game’…so I juz make face like zis!”
Christopher Lambert was ted danson for halloween
Best way ever to show off your brand new brazilian wax job and large nipples and areolas without being really naked.
best thing about this pic? kanye’s carrying the bag.
When she first propositioned him for anal sex, he just assumed she would be in front
Release the KRAKEN!
Dem’s de crazy eyes. Now don’t look too deep in der. Y’all gons get stuck thur for alls eternity.
This is so easy I can do this with my eyes closed….DEEERPPPPP
Pocahauntingthehelloutofus
Mr. Fredickson.
When did Under Armor become Spanx for men?
Who is that tranny Brooke Hogan is with?