The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

Vivement Dimanche is French for ‘Won’t live till Sunday’

Is that a carrot in your pants? No seriously, why do you have a carrot there?

♫ Movin’ on Mom’s highway
Lookin’ like a streak of lightnin’
…….Motorbikin’

this is a little depressing actually.

It reminds me of the old Jack in the Box drive thru speaker when the employee would ask you to speak clearly into the clown’s mouth.

That’s the closest he’s ever been to anything pink.

this one is great, they seems to be amused too!
(in general I need explanation about halloween and carnival, are they the same thing in the USA?).

and it was a b.y.o.b. party!

That’s my fantasy right there, meat that tenderises itself

he’ll be able to do a lot more of this very soon.

That is one convincing January Jones costume

That’s the toe-iest toe I’ve ever seen.

Nice, but I still want my Daniel Craig photos.

Benicio Del Wino

from the look on her face im guessing the photographer still has his genitals intact and connected.

Another reason you’ll never see me in a hot yoga class.

How is punching this thing not a full time job? And the irony in that is her vacant shit-eating grin reminds me of Chris Brown.

wearing jens smart water will not make u any smarter.

nm.

That’s a life raft on his back in case that thing goes out of control and he ends up in a puddle

omg from a distance i thought she was octomom, she is looking tough

OMG!

“…and everyday George would come home, she would have a big fat bowl waiting for him, man, when he come in the door, man, she was a hip, hip, hip lady, man. “

And the kid’s Helena Bonham Carter

Funny thing about orange: it doesn’t go with anything.

She’s naturally beautiful, all the way down to her false eyelashes.

David Beckham is a lucky man

Awwww, he bored himself to sleep.

Oh yeah. But you just answer the door to one kid in your underwear and it’s a big fucking deal.

a star is born.

or 2.

2 stars r born.

Looks like Hulk in a blonde wig with smaller tits

Sonic the Hedgehog has boobies??

From Greystoke to gray stroke.

Daughter: holy cow – mom’s nipping out and she has mega camel toe. Just stare straight ahead and ignore it…

Remove her eye make-up, cut her long hair, dispose of the boob implants and put her in his outfit and he’s resemble his older brother.

This is the next wave of actor smugness. It wasn’t enough that they guilted us into hybrid cars. Now they look down on anyone who doesn’t ride a scooter.

I don’t know how excited I am for this Weekend at Bernie’s reboot.

I know that fashion is cyclical, but I never thought Pretty Woman and Little House on the Prairie would make a comeback at the same time.

I really like girls in leather. But if KK keeps this up there’ll be none left for anyone else.

Oldboy meets the Pissboy.

She’s the Heat Miser.

You know how I know Jon Gosselin became a paparazzo?

Camilla fell off half a mile back… Nobody went back for her.

i bet that dude has no idea it’s Hulk Hogan’s daughter and he just has has a Photoboy-like taste in women.

But once you point it out…. it can’t be unseen.

This is the face I like to make when I’m fucking America.

Han Solo. Indiana Jones. Jack Ryan. Dr. Richard Kimble.

“Timmy the bedraggled septuagenarian” might not make the resumé.

Being photographed without makeup is an actress’s nightmare. I can only imagine how she felt being snapped leaving Ray J’s.

let me guess, those are brand new, arent they?!!!

Less of Rose, more of that slut in the black & gold behind her.

This photo makes me want to help fund cancer research that causes, and then speeds up, cancer.

Between her ass and her face, even her tits don’t think they were money well spent.