Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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Based on the layout of that shadow I would say he has a much bigger penis-button than Kelly Ripa.
He wasn’t actually attending the event, he just lives in that gift shop.
You mean “Erm… Eliza you do what again?”
The Rapture
Greyyie
I don’t kow what that costume is supposed to be but that’s Debbie Harry and she’s all right.
Yup!
I think Jon got out just in time… That look says someone is gonna lose his dick soon.
It’s a methane powered scooter. The bag is full of broccoli and burritos.
When asked for the forty-ninth time to address his 2011 comments about privatizing FEMA, Romney inexplicably broke into an impassioned rendition of All-4-One’s “I Swear”.
Ha ha! Nice one!
Lemme guess… She went as Janice Dickenson?
Not even Janice Dickenson would go as Janice Dickenson!
He is sure the owners’ manual will instruct him as to which lever is the velocitator and which one is the deceleratrix.
You know that sound cables and girders make right before they snap? That.
Slow clap.
The rarest of STD’s. I got it from a retarded hooker once.
XD
Judging by Kim’s smile, and her left hand, she really likes the black guy walking next to her.
Think it’s time to put down the water and eat a steak.
She must have just left Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s hair salon.
Haha…I have to give you props for that; made me laugh.
If he can show his face in public, she can show her wahoo in public.
Pretentious twat.
Bad ass.
Hair by Sandy.
He’s carrying her other bag.
Hot.
That is all.
OOOHHHHhhhhhh yeah.
They should rename it the HIV Nightclub.
Fondle-Me Elmo has finally met his match.
Goddammit! Braless again, Sharon?
But judging from the neckline, it looks like there’s something black under that top…wait, is that the tag? Does she have this on backwards? Or…it looks like all the seams are showing, so maybe it’s on inside-out? In any case, the wrong with this top doesn’t even begin with that there’s nothing on underneath.
And when did I become gay? I was going to say something about not just the Nipples of Steel but the Areolas of Translucent Appearance, too, yet here I am going on about this shit. Is it…is it because I haven’t masturbated since the blackout began?
You can’t find your penis in the dark? The blackout is the least of your worries.
Are you afraid to masturbate in the dark? Or are you psychologically damaged? And seriously, you still don’t have power? I’m sorry dude, no joke here. That sucks. I’ll be thinking of ya
Awwww, you guys! Well, Meg, anyway.
This might be my favourite so far!
This is truly a man who looks at everything through closed eyes.
That baby must be drowned daily in cream.
zoooOOOOOMMM…
Interesting…Elmo is straight?
awww, they all look so happy :)
Are you guys insane? Go watch Total Recall again… or remember her in Basic Instinct… or Silver? I would TOTALLY have sex with her.
Yeah! [High-fives the air]
Then the Black Widow would bite off your head and feast on your corpse.
No one is gonna rub one out to her now . That ship has sailed …..
All those movies are over 2 decades old. Would you still have sex with Anna Nicole Smith because she was hot 22 years ago? And if you say “she’s dead” let me counter with “not much difference.”
She was a beautiful Hollywood leading lady who’s pulchritude is passing with time. But she still has her wits, and she is fucking brilliant. It’s too bad young people have so little respect for their elders.
One more thing…I’ll bet she’s STILL a great fuck!
Hey Pierce, I’ll hi-five you on that one!
Double team! I’m first ;-)
That’s a very big toe she’s sporting.
It’s “Tickle Me John Leguizamo”
She’s latched on to a Jersey Shore flood refugee.
For God’s sake, get a MOO MOO already. That dress makes you look positively bovine.
Cracking pair of tits AND a camel toe!
Full. Of. Win.
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me too!
I still LOLed
That guy’s pocket should be on _her_ chest.
Still draped in the many hides of her victims.
MOO
Look for her in her latest, last-ditch, “celebrity”/reality show: I’m a celebrity janitor, get me a coffin! Only on Wal-mart security recordings this coming spring.
It’s a great holiday but I think we’ve milked this year’s excellent crop of stupid about as much as possible.
No more Rice Krispy candies pleeze.
Not even a fair blowjob face. All plastic , and un- attractive
You think? I dunno. I think I’d let her suck my dick…as long as she was dressed somewhat like above. But if she were in one of her “performance” get ups, she’d have to tie me down.
Gazing upon that plastic face would lead to immediate penis deflation for me . Maybe some “Monster’s Ball ” action would suffice
Great Wildenstein’s Ghost!
Fake tits always suck but she is looking good..
After watching his favourite show Happy Days, the Prince decides to jump 32 commoners in a tribute to The Fonz!
Wow, you’re fucking cool
Magic Underwear Meltdown
That yellow thing pops out and turns into a sail. During Hurricane Sandy, he broke the land speed world record for scooters… all that and he married Christy Turlington.. Fucker
Leave her alone. It’s not her fault. She was driving behind this Marshmallow truck….