The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

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  1. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    Urvag
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    Based on the layout of that shadow I would say he has a much bigger penis-button than Kelly Ripa.

  2. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Dinosaurland
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    He wasn’t actually attending the event, he just lives in that gift shop.

  3. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
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    You mean “Erm… Eliza you do what again?”

  4. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
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    The Rapture

  5. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Greyyie

  6. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    I don’t kow what that costume is supposed to be but that’s Debbie Harry and she’s all right.

  7. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    I think Jon got out just in time… That look says someone is gonna lose his dick soon.

  8. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    It’s a methane powered scooter. The bag is full of broccoli and burritos.

  9. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Dinosaurland
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    When asked for the forty-ninth time to address his 2011 comments about privatizing FEMA, Romney inexplicably broke into an impassioned rendition of All-4-One’s “I Swear”.

  10. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    Lemme guess… She went as Janice Dickenson?

  11. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    joe
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    He is sure the owners’ manual will instruct him as to which lever is the velocitator and which one is the deceleratrix.

  12. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
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    You know that sound cables and girders make right before they snap? That.

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    The Pope
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    Judging by Kim’s smile, and her left hand, she really likes the black guy walking next to her.

  14. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Urvag
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    Think it’s time to put down the water and eat a steak.

  15. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    The Pope
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    She must have just left Bret “The Hitman” Hart’s hair salon.

  16. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    If he can show his face in public, she can show her wahoo in public.

  17. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
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    Pretentious twat.

  18. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    Sheppy
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    Bad ass.

  19. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Hair by Sandy.

  20. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    He’s carrying her other bag.

  21. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
    Sheppy
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    Hot.
    That is all.

  22. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Sheppy
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    OOOHHHHhhhhhh yeah.

  23. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    tom
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    They should rename it the HIV Nightclub.

  24. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    The Pope
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    Fondle-Me Elmo has finally met his match.

  25. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
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    Goddammit! Braless again, Sharon?

  26. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    This might be my favourite so far!

  27. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Allison Wunderlan
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    This is truly a man who looks at everything through closed eyes.

  28. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    Cock Dr
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    That baby must be drowned daily in cream.

  29. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    Sheppy
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    zoooOOOOOMMM…

  30. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Urvag
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    Interesting…Elmo is straight?

  31. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    Sheppy
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    awww, they all look so happy :)

  32. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
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    Are you guys insane? Go watch Total Recall again… or remember her in Basic Instinct… or Silver? I would TOTALLY have sex with her.
    Yeah! [High-fives the air]

  33. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    Cock Dr
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    That’s a very big toe she’s sporting.

  34. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    It’s “Tickle Me John Leguizamo”

  35. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Cock Dr
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    She’s latched on to a Jersey Shore flood refugee.

  36. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Allison Wunderlan
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    For God’s sake, get a MOO MOO already. That dress makes you look positively bovine.

  37. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Sheppy
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    Cracking pair of tits AND a camel toe!
    Full. Of. Win.

  38. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    smapdi
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    Deer Mistar Lucas,

    I ahm teecher in englitsh edoukaton, pls sendd to me te billons.

    OK,
    Teecher

  39. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    That guy’s pocket should be on _her_ chest.

  40. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    Cock Dr
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    Still draped in the many hides of her victims.
    MOO

  41. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    Dick Trickle
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    Look for her in her latest, last-ditch, “celebrity”/reality show: I’m a celebrity janitor, get me a coffin! Only on Wal-mart security recordings this coming spring.

  42. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Cock Dr
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    It’s a great holiday but I think we’ve milked this year’s excellent crop of stupid about as much as possible.
    No more Rice Krispy candies pleeze.

  43. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Al Pacino
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    Not even a fair blowjob face. All plastic , and un- attractive

    • You think? I dunno. I think I’d let her suck my dick…as long as she was dressed somewhat like above. But if she were in one of her “performance” get ups, she’d have to tie me down.

      • Carl Spackler

        Gazing upon that plastic face would lead to immediate penis deflation for me . Maybe some “Monster’s Ball ” action would suffice

  44. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Bigalkie
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    Great Wildenstein’s Ghost!

  45. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Bigalkie
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    Fake tits always suck but she is looking good..

  46. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    Bigalkie
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    After watching his favourite show Happy Days, the Prince decides to jump 32 commoners in a tribute to The Fonz!

  47. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
    Bigalkie
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    Wow, you’re fucking cool

  48. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Bigalkie
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    Magic Underwear Meltdown

  49. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    Bigalkie
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    That yellow thing pops out and turns into a sail. During Hurricane Sandy, he broke the land speed world record for scooters… all that and he married Christy Turlington.. Fucker

  50. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    B&WMinstrel
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    Leave her alone. It’s not her fault. She was driving behind this Marshmallow truck….

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