Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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It’s staring to look like maybe the Kurgan should have won.
Ken Burns should document this.
Time to stay out of the sun for a while, Kathy Griffin.
Oh wow, didn’t realize Mom jeans had made a comeback.
seriously?! every hipster doofus has been wearing them for at least a year now…
Don’t wake him up, he’ll want to ride again.
I would still fuck that, just so I could tell my mates I’d fucked Blondie. FAR better than today’s tarts.
“Fucking Seguy! They said I would never tip this thing over! I nearly died five times on this thing!”
Can’t find fault with this 67-year-old lady.
Big part of the soundtrack of my youth…
She looks really fuckin’ great for 67 years old. I would have figured her for may-y-y-be-e-e-e-e 60, tops.
I just had an idea for a Cheetos commercial set in the Renaissance.
She is still hot.
Worst Shannon Doherty costume ever.
I live in NYC. Its not even that cold. Pussy
I like it when someone’s name is a sentence.
Benicio Del Toro as Bernie in the remake of Weekend at Bernies!
That’s the camel toe of the week.
Heidi did not age well.
Joe Paterno never looked better!
I swear to gawd it’s like a female Guy Fawkes mask. I wanna check to see if “Nicki Minaj” has ever been at two events at the same time.
Botox shower? Even her chest is super shiny…. like a waxy apple.
Waxy Apple is one of her kids.
haahahaha
He’s 5’4″ tall, so that’s still a 2″ penis.
Is she going as blonde Selena for Halloween?
If you stare at that fishnet pattern on that leg for long enough, it’s quite hypnotizing. There’s no telling what I’d do if she spread BOTH legs.
This is Dan Rather, and that’s the way it was…..
That was Walter Cronkite.
Willem Defoe has been hitting the gym.
He’s dressed like the history of one clothing rack all at once.
Another Hollywood Madoff victim…….
The irony is she didn’t use coupons on one thing in those bags.
hahahahahaa
Somebody get this guy a Segway…..
He’d better hurry up before Anthony Kiedis catches him and demands to get his scooter back.
Funny that Ford actually looks younger here. And who’s that little boy he’s with?
People used to love to see her spread her legs….not no more!
From the neck up she looks like Coco.
Coco Lite. Half the calories, same Coco taste.
Now that she’s trying out a new Massengill/Listerine product, she has to take it everywhere.
Never go full retard.
That’s a great Janice the muppet costume!
It’s like licking a frozen pole in the winter… except in a mall… with red pubes.
He nearly soiled himself on that epic fart.
Immortals live forever. Raisins keep forever. Same thing?
I need more shots of the shoes and the purse.
1. This looks like some one-off Instagram and not a larger photoshoot where there are whole photosets and different angles.
2. Sorry, CD, but I’m not wasting my laptop battery on Shoe Monkey bullshit this week. I need to give priority to TomFrank bullshit.
Two hours later Chad will be swabbing her poop deck.
That is a kickass Mitt Romney costume, Mr. President!
This isn’t the backlot of Dancing With The Stars?
Don’t look her in the eyes you’ll turn to stone!
His wife looks like this, is willing to sport that epic toe in public and it looks like she’s not wearing a bra. Yet he cheats. It really is true…. No matter how hot the woman, you can find a man who’s tired of her shit.
Why buy the cow when you can get the sex for free?
Is this some sort of mixed metaphor?
That’s what my grandma used to say…course she became a lesbian on her 60th birthday, but that’s besides the point.
No, I think he dates cows.
I BELIEVE… your boob is showing.
[No one will get that]
So they are moving ahead with making the XXX-Files?
You have to accentuate the positit.
Kung Fu Panda?
I think whoever did this Niki Minaj costume went way over the top.
What’s that you say?
Oh. Oh dear.
Goddamitt, it’s too soon for a remake of “Big”
I wonder what he’ll lie about during his concession speech.
Whoaaa…14 hours later and no thumbs down? I’m probably tempting one now, but still…you guys here on the right have basically just given up, haven’t you? (Eh. Face it, none of you ever really wanted Romney. You only wanted Anyone Else (R).)
maybe his pledge 4 years ago to cut unemployment below 6%, or not to run for re-election if he doesn’t cut the deficit in half, or maybe closing guantanamo – oh wait, those were all your guy’s lies.