The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
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    It’s staring to look like maybe the Kurgan should have won.

  2. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    Ken Burns should document this.

  3. Carrot Top Pinktober
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    Time to stay out of the sun for a while, Kathy Griffin.

  4. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Mateo
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    Oh wow, didn’t realize Mom jeans had made a comeback.

  5. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    will
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    Don’t wake him up, he’ll want to ride again.

  6. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    vandal
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    I would still fuck that, just so I could tell my mates I’d fucked Blondie. FAR better than today’s tarts.

  7. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    ThisWillHurt
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    “Fucking Seguy! They said I would never tip this thing over! I nearly died five times on this thing!”

  8. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Johnny P!
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    Can’t find fault with this 67-year-old lady.
    Big part of the soundtrack of my youth…

  9. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    ThisWillHurt
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    I just had an idea for a Cheetos commercial set in the Renaissance.

  10. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Ronaldo
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    She is still hot.

  11. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    Worst Shannon Doherty costume ever.

  12. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    Ronaldo
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    I live in NYC. Its not even that cold. Pussy

  13. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    Oldnslo
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    I like it when someone’s name is a sentence.

  14. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    BP
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    Benicio Del Toro as Bernie in the remake of Weekend at Bernies!

  15. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    Ronaldo
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    That’s the camel toe of the week.

  16. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Heidi did not age well.

  17. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    BP
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    Joe Paterno never looked better!

  18. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    I swear to gawd it’s like a female Guy Fawkes mask. I wanna check to see if “Nicki Minaj” has ever been at two events at the same time.

  19. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    edamame
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    Botox shower? Even her chest is super shiny…. like a waxy apple.

  20. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
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    He’s 5’4″ tall, so that’s still a 2″ penis.

  21. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Dinosaurland
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    Is she going as blonde Selena for Halloween?

  22. Katherine Jenkins Legs Fishnets
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    If you stare at that fishnet pattern on that leg for long enough, it’s quite hypnotizing. There’s no telling what I’d do if she spread BOTH legs.

  23. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    BP
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    This is Dan Rather, and that’s the way it was…..

  24. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
    Cock Dr
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    Willem Defoe has been hitting the gym.

  25. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
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    He’s dressed like the history of one clothing rack all at once.

  26. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    BP
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    Another Hollywood Madoff victim…….

  27. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    The irony is she didn’t use coupons on one thing in those bags.

  28. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    BP
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    Somebody get this guy a Segway…..

  29. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    He’d better hurry up before Anthony Kiedis catches him and demands to get his scooter back.

  30. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
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    Funny that Ford actually looks younger here. And who’s that little boy he’s with?

  31. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    BP
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    People used to love to see her spread her legs….not no more!

  32. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    From the neck up she looks like Coco.

  33. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
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    Now that she’s trying out a new Massengill/Listerine product, she has to take it everywhere.

  34. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
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    Never go full retard.

  35. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Jentilly
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    That’s a great Janice the muppet costume!

  36. Carrot Top Pinktober
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    It’s like licking a frozen pole in the winter… except in a mall… with red pubes.

  37. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
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    He nearly soiled himself on that epic fart.

  38. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
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    Immortals live forever. Raisins keep forever. Same thing?

  39. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
    Cock Dr
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    I need more shots of the shoes and the purse.

    • 1. This looks like some one-off Instagram and not a larger photoshoot where there are whole photosets and different angles.

      2. Sorry, CD, but I’m not wasting my laptop battery on Shoe Monkey bullshit this week. I need to give priority to TomFrank bullshit.

  40. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    Two hours later Chad will be swabbing her poop deck.

  41. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Montana
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    That is a kickass Mitt Romney costume, Mr. President!

  42. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
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    This isn’t the backlot of Dancing With The Stars?

  43. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    Jentilly
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    Don’t look her in the eyes you’ll turn to stone!

  44. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    His wife looks like this, is willing to sport that epic toe in public and it looks like she’s not wearing a bra. Yet he cheats. It really is true…. No matter how hot the woman, you can find a man who’s tired of her shit.

  45. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
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    I BELIEVE… your boob is showing.

    [No one will get that]

  46. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    The Pope
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    You have to accentuate the positit.

  47. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    Allison Wunderlan
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    Kung Fu Panda?

  48. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Sheppy
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    I think whoever did this Niki Minaj costume went way over the top.
    What’s that you say?
    Oh. Oh dear.

  49. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    Montana
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    Goddamitt, it’s too soon for a remake of “Big”

  50. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Cock Dr
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    I wonder what he’ll lie about during his concession speech.

    • Whoaaa…14 hours later and no thumbs down? I’m probably tempting one now, but still…you guys here on the right have basically just given up, haven’t you? (Eh. Face it, none of you ever really wanted Romney. You only wanted Anyone Else (R).)

    • Schmidtler

      maybe his pledge 4 years ago to cut unemployment below 6%, or not to run for re-election if he doesn’t cut the deficit in half, or maybe closing guantanamo – oh wait, those were all your guy’s lies.

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