The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Josephus
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    Is the “Nicki Minaj Blowup Doll” the one instance of England getting something before we do?

  2. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    Bukkake Princess.

  3. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    it had to be said
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    He better get a move on. I ordered that sandwich like an hour ago.

  4. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    it had to be said
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    Huh. Foundation garments really are the key to everything.

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    hey, hey, hey.

    -Wanda-

  6. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Johnny P!
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    Smug.

  7. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    New event in the World’s Strongest Man competition:
    The Simpson Corset Tighten.

  8. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    Commented on this photo:

    “Look at me! I’m a Naval.”

  9. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    See if your mom wants to come up here and get some very special candy.

  10. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    Stinker McStink
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    I thought it was the Cryptkeeper

  11. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Ernie Rutherford
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    Looking more and more like a confirmed fudgepacker !

  12. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Cock Dr
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    I though that was Octomom for a second. Ms Cox I am so so sorry. Please get back into a bikini so this horrid mistake won’t be made again.

  13. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    [img]http://www.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/01/bumble-285_301.jpg[/img]

  14. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    meeps!
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    Michael Douglas looks good with long hair…

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I wonder how often Dicksick tells Kourtney how happy he is that she’s not Kim. I’m guessing at least three times a day.

  16. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    GLT
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    “There can be only… agh… erk…” THUD

    Huh. Guess there’s none.

  17. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Ernie Rutherford
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    Would like to sample her ginger sweetness

  18. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    Joe
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    Hamm-ing it up for Halloween.

  19. Sharon Stone Nipples Wet Hair
    it had to be said
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    That’s not Michael Douglas?

  20. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    it had to be said
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    USA! USA!

  21. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
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    “ssssshhhhh. Keep walking. It’s right behind us. No, don’t look.”

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Shirt Kourtney Kardashian Scott Disick
    Commented on this photo:

    No, I wanted to play Duck Duck Goose. You send me Yuck Truck Douche.

  23. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
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    Hey, it’s Elmo.

  24. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Cock Dr
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    The boots are nice and warm weather practical but I think that this person might be happier in a pair of pumps.

  25. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Joe
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    WTF is with the Brigitte Nielsen hair?

  26. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    GLT
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    If those laces break we’re all doomed.

    • SithsRevenge

      If those laces break, her ass will finally be free to leave the space between her armpits and lead a more dignified life.

  27. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    anonymous
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    Yeah the dick shadow is confusing when he’s showing off his tits at the same time.

  28. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    If this guy had any sense of humor, he would have dressed as Robert Pattinson.

  29. Katherine Jenkins Legs Fishnets
    it had to be said
    Commented on this photo:

    I approve this message.

  30. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    Yo, Wanda here I be.

  31. Christopher Lambert Grey Hair Blue Tint Glasses
    Matty
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    Never realized he was NPH’s dad

  32. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    JC
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    “I say, all this humming and thrumming has certainly had an effect on the old royal sceptre!”

  33. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
    GLT
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    She looks surprisingly feminine. Except for the tuck, of course.

  34. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    anonymous
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    She still got all 8 kids? Because that’s not a lot of groceries for 9 people.

  35. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    Rode in Snoop.

  36. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey baby, I was once an extra on “Saved by the Bell.”

    -OK, sure I’ll suck your cock.

  37. Jessica Simpson Cleavage Corset Halloween Costume
    JC
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    Now all she has to do is find a garment that hides the dumb.

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Ha Ha Ha Ha!

    • I think her tits do that.

      • Uhhhh…pretty sure that tits that size do the opposite of hiding the dumb. Now I am definitely not saying that you can’t have tits that size and still be smart, but let’s not kid ourselves about the dumb-to-smart ratio of women with this cup size. (And if we limit it to women enhanced to this cup size, that ratio nears infinity.)

      • katie

        I was totally with you until the part about the “dumb to smart” ratio of women with big tits- it sounded like a contradiction to your first (and better) point. Big titted women are assumed to be dumber because they don’t need brains to get ahead- no one cares as much if they happen to be dumb. BUT, there are just as many dumb bitches with big titties as there are with small.

      • Uh…I don’t think I said anything like dumb women have to have big tits, not small ones. I said “dumb-to-smart ratio of women with this cup size” to mean, say, for every smart chick with this rack, there’s probably let’s say four or five dumb ones. (And if I’m wrong, then prove me wrong, all you women out there with bodacious ta-tas.)

        Now, katie, maybe you’re still not with me here, but I think I’m missing or perhaps misunderstanding the explanation why.

      • I’ve got big tits and I’m not sure whether to be offended or whether anything offensive was even said about me. So I’m just going to cry in general cos I’m confused.

  38. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    Lay off the drugs, Miley Cyrus. You’re aging way too fast.

  39. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    No it’s Tarjay’.

  40. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    “But mom! I wanted to dress up like Bella!”
    “SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!”

  41. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    Matty
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    Sitting on a bike has given him the confidence to change his ringtone back to “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King”

  42. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    will
    Commented on this photo:

    They never have enough likker at these parties.

  43. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    anonymous
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s the yellow backpack that makes him look gay. Not the whole riding a “Xooter”.

  44. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    Commented on this photo:

    “Where does my driver sit.”

  45. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    Nononono, nono, let’s start moving to the sidewalk, to the sidewalk, let’s go to the sidewalk.

  46. Eliza Doolittle Cleavage Butt Tight Minidress Heartbreaker Costume Halloween Twitter
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    “She’s a little hammered?”

  47. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    I didn’t know Target sold cuntiness. I wonder if it’s in the same aisle as famewhoring?

  48. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
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    Sleeping his way to victory.

  49. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    ThisWillHurt
    Commented on this photo:

    When asked what he plans to do about decreasing unemployment and creating more jobs, Mitt Romney feigns sleep to avoid having to answer.

  50. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    Joe
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s so punk rock.

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