Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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Is the “Nicki Minaj Blowup Doll” the one instance of England getting something before we do?
Bukkake Princess.
He better get a move on. I ordered that sandwich like an hour ago.
Huh. Foundation garments really are the key to everything.
90% PHOTOSHOP, 10% MAGNESIUM GIRDLE…
and hot, red lipstick.
hey, hey, hey.
-Wanda-
Smug.
New event in the World’s Strongest Man competition:
The Simpson Corset Tighten.
“Look at me! I’m a Naval.”
See if your mom wants to come up here and get some very special candy.
I thought it was the Cryptkeeper
Looking more and more like a confirmed fudgepacker !
He wants some “Pink Steel”
I though that was Octomom for a second. Ms Cox I am so so sorry. Please get back into a bikini so this horrid mistake won’t be made again.
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Michael Douglas looks good with long hair…
I wonder how often Dicksick tells Kourtney how happy he is that she’s not Kim. I’m guessing at least three times a day.
He more likely tells himself how happy he is that he is himself.
I kind of assume that’s on in a constant loop through his head.
Every time he is walking behind Kim.
“There can be only… agh… erk…” THUD
Huh. Guess there’s none.
Would like to sample her ginger sweetness
I’d do her monster’s ball style for a long while
Would love to see some pictures of her au naturel
Hamm-ing it up for Halloween.
That’s not Michael Douglas?
USA! USA!
“ssssshhhhh. Keep walking. It’s right behind us. No, don’t look.”
No, I wanted to play Duck Duck Goose. You send me Yuck Truck Douche.
;-) +1
Hey, it’s Elmo.
Ugh. Nobody wants to see Elmo with a boner. Sesame Street characters should not be sexuali—oh, wait, that Bert & Ernie stuff was funny. O-kay, never mind.
The boots are nice and warm weather practical but I think that this person might be happier in a pair of pumps.
WTF is with the Brigitte Nielsen hair?
If those laces break we’re all doomed.
If those laces break, her ass will finally be free to leave the space between her armpits and lead a more dignified life.
Yeah the dick shadow is confusing when he’s showing off his tits at the same time.
If this guy had any sense of humor, he would have dressed as Robert Pattinson.
I approve this message.
Yo, Wanda here I be.
Never realized he was NPH’s dad
I saw Billy Graham.
“I say, all this humming and thrumming has certainly had an effect on the old royal sceptre!”
She looks surprisingly feminine. Except for the tuck, of course.
She still got all 8 kids? Because that’s not a lot of groceries for 9 people.
Rode in Snoop.
Hey baby, I was once an extra on “Saved by the Bell.”
-OK, sure I’ll suck your cock.
Now all she has to do is find a garment that hides the dumb.
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
I think her tits do that.
Uhhhh…pretty sure that tits that size do the opposite of hiding the dumb. Now I am definitely not saying that you can’t have tits that size and still be smart, but let’s not kid ourselves about the dumb-to-smart ratio of women with this cup size. (And if we limit it to women enhanced to this cup size, that ratio nears infinity.)
I was totally with you until the part about the “dumb to smart” ratio of women with big tits- it sounded like a contradiction to your first (and better) point. Big titted women are assumed to be dumber because they don’t need brains to get ahead- no one cares as much if they happen to be dumb. BUT, there are just as many dumb bitches with big titties as there are with small.
Uh…I don’t think I said anything like dumb women have to have big tits, not small ones. I said “dumb-to-smart ratio of women with this cup size” to mean, say, for every smart chick with this rack, there’s probably let’s say four or five dumb ones. (And if I’m wrong, then prove me wrong, all you women out there with bodacious ta-tas.)
Now, katie, maybe you’re still not with me here, but I think I’m missing or perhaps misunderstanding the explanation why.
I’ve got big tits and I’m not sure whether to be offended or whether anything offensive was even said about me. So I’m just going to cry in general cos I’m confused.
Lay off the drugs, Miley Cyrus. You’re aging way too fast.
No it’s Tarjay’.
Are you Australian? I seem to remember that being an Australian joke.
“But mom! I wanted to dress up like Bella!”
“SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!”
Sitting on a bike has given him the confidence to change his ringtone back to “I Just Can’t Wait to Be King”
They never have enough likker at these parties.
It’s the yellow backpack that makes him look gay. Not the whole riding a “Xooter”.
“Where does my driver sit.”
Nononono, nono, let’s start moving to the sidewalk, to the sidewalk, let’s go to the sidewalk.
“She’s a little hammered?”
I didn’t know Target sold cuntiness. I wonder if it’s in the same aisle as famewhoring?
Naturally.
Sleeping his way to victory.
When asked what he plans to do about decreasing unemployment and creating more jobs, Mitt Romney feigns sleep to avoid having to answer.
That’s so punk rock.