The Crap We Missed – Thursday 11.1.12

November 1st, 2012 // 569 Comments

Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.

Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,

- Photo Boy

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  1. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Tron
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    Mom pants. -_- (and mom boobs too…hi mom!)

  2. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    Tron
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    Pootie-tang?

  3. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    Tron
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    derp

  4. mike

    My Tucked Penis is Not My Halloween Costume,

  5. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Johnny P!
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    Rihanna’s retarded cousin.
    I’d say ‘Cousin Bleh’, but ‘Bleh’ was hot…

  6. Debbie Harry Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Rico Jones
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    Still fuckable.

  7. Gillian Anderson Cleavage Side Boob
    Tron
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    I dont like the hair, but I still got a boner with her name on it.

  8. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    Johnny P!
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    Smile for the cameras, Kate!
    Appreciate the fact that someone (anyone) even gives a fuck about who you are anymore…

    • You nailed it, Johnny. Why is it this cunt never cracks a smile? I’ll bet she’s afraid people might start liking her, then she’d have to reciprocate the feelings. And she doesn’t like ANY-fucking-BODY. Including Kate Gosselin.

  9. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    SIN
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    OMG!!! I can really see them that way. Both old and don’t give a shit about what people say about them.

  10. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    Cock Dr
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    He was better dressed as a nun.

  11. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
    Later
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    Nice teeth.

  12. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    Alpha Female
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    Is she dressed up as a white girl?

  13. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
    Tron
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    Holy camel toe, Catwomen!

  14. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
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    That is a serious male camel hoof…. He should get that checked out…

  15. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    ty
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    Ok. how do you work this thing?

  16. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
    chicka
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    … why do I find this slob so hot? should I have that looked at?

  17. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
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    Are we all just going to ignore the signs of SAS (Suddenly Asian Syndrome)????

  18. Harrison Ford Calista Flockhart Nerd Halloween Costumes
    Johnny P!
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    Harrison: “I’m kinda tired… should we go to this party?”
    Calista: “We hate to make an appearance… we just won’t stay late.”
    Harrison **grumbling** “Ok, but I’m not wearing a costume or anything.I’m not even changing my clothes.”
    Calista: “Me neither. We’ll just show up, say out Hellos, and leave”.

    • Allison Wunderlan

      That would have been hilarious if you had checked your spelling.

      • Screw you all. I found Allison’s comment funnier than all that above.

      • catapostrophe

        Agreed. It’s not fun nor funny to have to negotiate all the meaning-changing spelling mistakes in this or any other comment.

        “We HATE to make an appearance?” Then I don’t get whey they bothered to show … OH! That’s supposed to be HAVE!

        “Say OUT hellos?” Well, I guess it beats saying IN hellos … OH! That’s supposed to be OUR!

      • Johnny P!

        Whoah!
        Just re-reading my post and surprised at the comments.
        A Mea Culpa for the typos!
        I’ve seen many of them on here… sometimes posters catch them right away and correct them in a follow-up post, or sometimes they get ignored. Even Fish and Photoboy are not immune to some misspelling and bad grammar, but when pointed out they can fix them (we can’t).
        I certainly don’t appoint myself as ‘the Grammar Police” for other people’s posts.
        As the cops say on the endless TV crime serials: “Move along folks… nothing to see here!”

      • I’m going to be blunt here. It was more than just tripping over the typos that made me say what I said up there. Sorry, Johnny—but I just don’t generally find your dialogue humor all that funny.

      • Johnny P!

        Then don’t read it, Tom Frank.
        Whoo-hoo! Problem solved!
        :-)

      • BillEBuoy

        We know what was meant.

    • Bionic_Crouton

      Still made me laugh.

  19. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
    it had to be said
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    Nice slack-jawed look. She looks like a Minaj Flytrap.

  20. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
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    An ice queen… how original… I wonder if she’s that self aware or if someone was brave enough to clue her in…

  21. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    Johnny P!
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    Even plastic gets a weathered patina over time…

  22. Kevin Hart Tight Denim Jumpsuit Huge Cockprint Afro Wig Halloween Costume
    catapostrophe
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    Pretty good–but Jon Hamm doesn’t dress like that.

  23. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
    it had to be said
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    Uh oh. Looks like the kids came in short of their trick-or-treat quotas. Someone’s gonna pay.

  24. Avril Lavigne Cleavage Slutty Sailor Halloween Costume
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    Did she just leave a bukake party?

  25. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
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    Someone learned a hard lesson about the difference between caffeinated and decaf…

  26. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    DeucePickle
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    damn, that’s a huge bottle of Listerine .

  27. Courteney Cox Cleavage No Make Up
    it had to be said
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    An Octomom costume? BRILLIANT!

  28. Nicki Minaj Cleavage
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    “I look goofy yall.”

  29. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    SIN
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    Where the hell does the bloody chauffer sit on his thing?

  30. Carrot Top Pinktober
    it had to be said
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    Steroids are a hell of a drug.

  31. Carrot Top Pinktober
    Johnny P!
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    There are women who are NOT getting mammograms now because of this pic.
    Thanks a lot, Carrot Top. You’ve set the charity work back 10 years.

  32. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Later
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    Theres a whore under the podium.

  33. Benicio Del Toro Drunk
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    “Blow me in an elevator!”

  34. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    it had to be said
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    Great tampon costume. Where’s the string?

  35. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    .oO(Fucking freeloading bitch…make porn for money…I WAS THE ORIGINAL OCTOMOM)

  36. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
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    Still gets to go home to Christy Turlington…

  37. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Johnny P!
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    Went for the ‘Ice Queen’ look, something from classical ballet.
    Ended up looking like ‘Duck Lake’.

  38. Kate Gosselin Angry Face
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    “I’m not angry. I’M NOT FUCKING ANGRY.”

  39. Nameless Chick With Stars On Nipples
    SIN
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    It has worked for many women, especially to become one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends.

  40. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    catapostrophe
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    The next season of Sons of Anarchy is going to be INSANE.

  41. Liberty Ross Cameltoe Rupert Sanders Daughter Skyla Trick Or Treat
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    And here I thought skull-fucking was just an expression…

  42. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    DeucePickle
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    Not exactly the hog i was hoping to sit on, but…

  43. Prince Charles Motorcycle Poppy Day
    it had to be said
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    The vibrations seem to have caused a Parliamentary erection in my pants.

  44. Brooke Hogan Cleavage Legs Minidress
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    Lifetime movies presents: The tranny and the retard…

  45. Carrot Top Pinktober
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    Carrot Stop!

  46. Josh Brolin Cut Out V Neck Oldboy Set
    Johnny P!
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    Another great foreign movie that someone thought had to be re-made because the original had subtitles. Fuck.

  47. Rose McGowan Cleavage Halloween Costume
    Tron
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    I dont know what she is suppose to be…but than again, neither does my boner.

  48. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    it had to be said
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    “Aw, I’m flying high on caffeine and polygamy, bitches.”

  49. Mitt Romney Derpface Campaign Rally
    Stinker McStink
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    i just came

  50. Ed Burns Razor Scooter Huge Backpack
    DeucePickle
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    looks more like Edward Norton

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