Welcome to Thursday’s The Crap We Missed which turns out to be another almost entirely Hollywood Halloween costume compilation. I do, however, have to hand it to some of these celebs, because at first glance, these may just seem like another chance to showcase the breasts that nobody knew/still doesn’t care that you have. But upon closer inspection, it seems a lot of them put together some clever get-ups as their famous friends. I’ll fight anyone who says these weren’t supposed to be Thomas Jane in 40 years, Dr. Robert Rey, Sharon Stone, January Jones, Hans and Franz, Kelly Kapowski, and Stephen Hawking.
Shit, almost missed Black Gallagher as Jon Hamm,
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Mom pants. -_- (and mom boobs too…hi mom!)
Pootie-tang?
derp
My Tucked Penis is Not My Halloween Costume,
Rihanna’s retarded cousin.
I’d say ‘Cousin Bleh’, but ‘Bleh’ was hot…
Bleh was smoking hot, drooling and all.
Or in the words of Pig: “She’s RETARDED hot!!!”
I’d take Cousin Bleh over Princess Clara anyday.
Clara was a racist…and had a cursed vagina.
Wouldn’t surprise me if Minaj had an ‘Octopussoi” too, though…
Still fuckable.
Yep, I agree – I dont care what she looks like, she is definitely on the “fuck her, if I ever get a chance list”
You both have some serious geriatric fetishes…
They move real slow – easy target. :D
Debby Harry turned me on before I knew what getting turned on was.
I dont like the hair, but I still got a boner with her name on it.
Here, Here
Smile for the cameras, Kate!
Appreciate the fact that someone (anyone) even gives a fuck about who you are anymore…
You nailed it, Johnny. Why is it this cunt never cracks a smile? I’ll bet she’s afraid people might start liking her, then she’d have to reciprocate the feelings. And she doesn’t like ANY-fucking-BODY. Including Kate Gosselin.
OMG!!! I can really see them that way. Both old and don’t give a shit about what people say about them.
He was better dressed as a nun.
Nice teeth.
She’s from Napanee…she’s about wear she should be at her age toothwise, but not heavy enough to really fit in.
LOL. I always laugh when I drive through Napanee.
I think I would laugh just from the name alone.
Is she dressed up as a white girl?
Holy camel toe, Catwomen!
Good eye!
That is a serious male camel hoof…. He should get that checked out…
Ok. how do you work this thing?
… why do I find this slob so hot? should I have that looked at?
Are we all just going to ignore the signs of SAS (Suddenly Asian Syndrome)????
Harrison: “I’m kinda tired… should we go to this party?”
Calista: “We hate to make an appearance… we just won’t stay late.”
Harrison **grumbling** “Ok, but I’m not wearing a costume or anything.I’m not even changing my clothes.”
Calista: “Me neither. We’ll just show up, say out Hellos, and leave”.
That would have been hilarious if you had checked your spelling.
Screw you all. I found Allison’s comment funnier than all that above.
Agreed. It’s not fun nor funny to have to negotiate all the meaning-changing spelling mistakes in this or any other comment.
“We HATE to make an appearance?” Then I don’t get whey they bothered to show … OH! That’s supposed to be HAVE!
“Say OUT hellos?” Well, I guess it beats saying IN hellos … OH! That’s supposed to be OUR!
Whoah!
Just re-reading my post and surprised at the comments.
A Mea Culpa for the typos!
I’ve seen many of them on here… sometimes posters catch them right away and correct them in a follow-up post, or sometimes they get ignored. Even Fish and Photoboy are not immune to some misspelling and bad grammar, but when pointed out they can fix them (we can’t).
I certainly don’t appoint myself as ‘the Grammar Police” for other people’s posts.
As the cops say on the endless TV crime serials: “Move along folks… nothing to see here!”
I’m going to be blunt here. It was more than just tripping over the typos that made me say what I said up there. Sorry, Johnny—but I just don’t generally find your dialogue humor all that funny.
Then don’t read it, Tom Frank.
Whoo-hoo! Problem solved!
:-)
We know what was meant.
Still made me laugh.
And me…
… and it’s because the dialog resonates. I attend parties, say hello, and leave. Because most parties suck.
Nice slack-jawed look. She looks like a Minaj Flytrap.
An ice queen… how original… I wonder if she’s that self aware or if someone was brave enough to clue her in…
Even plastic gets a weathered patina over time…
And that plastic is nearly 50.
Pretty good–but Jon Hamm doesn’t dress like that.
Uh oh. Looks like the kids came in short of their trick-or-treat quotas. Someone’s gonna pay.
Did she just leave a bukake party?
Seamen galore . . .
Someone learned a hard lesson about the difference between caffeinated and decaf…
damn, that’s a huge bottle of Listerine .
It’s probably “Smart Water ” because celebrities need advantages over us common folk
More like rode hard and put away wet . Wonder whose been helping her out with her “Cox” needs
Most women are like bedroom furniture , there’s always someone in their drawers.
Since ashton ain’t doing the duty , wonder who is ?
Or does the Pocket Rocket suffice ?
It’s water, but it’s some other brand. Smartwater spokesthing Jennifer Aniston smackdown to her now-former friend in 3…2…1…
I think it’s that Fiji water crap.
An Octomom costume? BRILLIANT!
“I look goofy yall.”
Where the hell does the bloody chauffer sit on his thing?
Steroids are a hell of a drug.
There are women who are NOT getting mammograms now because of this pic.
Thanks a lot, Carrot Top. You’ve set the charity work back 10 years.
Theres a whore under the podium.
“Blow me in an elevator!”
Great tampon costume. Where’s the string?
.oO(Fucking freeloading bitch…make porn for money…I WAS THE ORIGINAL OCTOMOM)
Still gets to go home to Christy Turlington…
And gets there a little bit faster with that kick scooter.
Went for the ‘Ice Queen’ look, something from classical ballet.
Ended up looking like ‘Duck Lake’.
“I’m not angry. I’M NOT FUCKING ANGRY.”
It has worked for many women, especially to become one of Hugh Hefners girlfriends.
The next season of Sons of Anarchy is going to be INSANE.
BWAHAHAHAHAAAAHHH!
And here I thought skull-fucking was just an expression…
Not exactly the hog i was hoping to sit on, but…
The vibrations seem to have caused a Parliamentary erection in my pants.
Lifetime movies presents: The tranny and the retard…
That’s really disrespectful…Lifetime wouldn’t even air that!
Uhmm they had Lindsey Lohan in their latest movie… nuff said….
Airs November 25th.
Carrot Stop!
Another great foreign movie that someone thought had to be re-made because the original had subtitles. Fuck.
Stupid illiterate pricks…
I made a joke last time about how they at least managed to cast the most Korean-looking major Hollywood actor. But now it looks like they’re Koreaficating him up.
I dont know what she is suppose to be…but than again, neither does my boner.
“Aw, I’m flying high on caffeine and polygamy, bitches.”
i just came
looks more like Edward Norton