The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.9.14
Welcome to Thurday’s The Crap We Missed where I’ve once again lead the gallery with Emily Ratajkowski, which you wouldn’t judge if you’ve also contemplated murdering someone with salad dressing (we’re talking laughing out loud at the though of a death rattle produced by drowning someone in creamy Italian) because they happened to be the fiftieth customer that day to ask about the list of dressings that every goddamned restaurant in the world has, you have no clue what I’ll do to keep this job.
Let London mayor Boris Johnson drive me around while pointing a loaded gun at my face, you say? *tosses him keys, spins revolver* Let’s dance,
- Photo Boy