The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Elijah Wood
    Nanook
    Commented on this photo:

    elijah wood is “…the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around…”

  2. Elijah Wood
    Nanook
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s actually playing Frodo’s registered sex offender twin, Scroto Baggins

  3. Christie Brinkley
    bonerofcuntention
    Commented on this photo:

    Almost Carol Channing.

  4. slappy magoo

    We call that “giving me the precioussss…”

  5. Christie Brinkley
    NotBitter1
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice to see all the miserables out for another cowardly stroll on the internet. I’d say her career is smokin’ hot like she is and that is just too much for unhappy people to accept. Going out of one’s way to be nasty is such an appealing trait too…

    • Hugh G Rection

      Well, well. Look everybody! A troller with morals and integrity, peering down on us mere mortals from atop their ivory tower!

  6. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Nanook
    Commented on this photo:

    funny and true story: this first time I heard Justin Bieber sing I was sitting in my car waiting for someone, so I turned on the radio and “One Less Longely Girl” was playing. I remember thinking: “Wow, this is a shit song, but at least we’ve reached that point in society where LGBT stuff has entered main stream pop music.” and I have to admit I was kinda proud of being Canadian. And then the song ended, and they said it was this kid “Justin Bieber” – so my train of thought went as follows:
    1) wow, this whole naming girls with boys names fad has really gotten out of hand
    2)wait a minute…
    3)Holy crap, that was a GUY?
    4)Holy crap he’s Canadian? But we’re just getting over the humiliation of Bryan Adams and Shania Twain!!!

    Then I contemplated immigration.

    True story (except the last line).
    Thank you for your attention.
    Nanook

  7. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    MisterSuccint
    Commented on this photo:

    Today Apple released the iPhone Skank Edition.
    12,000 were sold in the first hour … at the Rihanna concert.

  8. Elijah Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    “In public every single time. I swear I am not going out with them anymore.”

  9. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Commented on this photo:

    “Hmmmm. I think my cheek bones are making my face look fat.”

  10. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    her husband’s about thisclose to cheating on her…she’s trying to remind him, and herself, why he left his 1st wife for her.

  11. George Clooney
    Noel
    Commented on this photo:

    YOM!

  12. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    RubberDucky
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this person that takes all these random pictures of her?? So sad

  13. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    sheldon
    Commented on this photo:

    “This is my weapon…
    this is my gun…
    this is for gay sex…
    wait, forget I said that!

  14. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    sheldon
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my weapon…
    this is my…wait, what…
    I don’t know what this is.

  15. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Jillia
    Commented on this photo:

    Is it me or does that look like a surgery scar to anyone else??

  16. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    Flapjacks King
    Commented on this photo:

    Purple hides the pink

  17. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    This is my weenie
    that was my bum
    both are for Usher
    when he wants fun

  18. Christie Brinkley
    Beefarino
    Commented on this photo:

    The Beef would happily inspect her undercarriage.

  19. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    eclecticladyland
    Commented on this photo:

    She should’ve pulled that hat all the way down, like past her knees…

  20. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    Commented on this photo:

    Even with trying that hard, she still has no ass.

  21. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Ok Ri, you wanna play?
    Next time shove your hand Inside your pants.
    Then make one of your backup dancers lick your fingers.
    Points for making it a female dancer.

  22. Elijah Wood
    Commented on this photo:

    Am I the only poster who has had a raging crush on this man since childhood? He is a good-looking little man.

    • Nanook

      nope. I fell in love with him when I was a kid and saw “the Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.”… but then I fell in love with Ryan Gosling on “Breaker High” – so clearly I have bad taste in men.

  23. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    Blue flannel guy got a good look at her banged-up knees.
    He’s imagining now contributing to making them worse.

  24. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s actually just the front end of a double-sided dildo he’s jiggling there.

  25. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    What a Fatass!!

  26. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Steelerchick
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s just there for the bare titties!!

  27. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Hugh G Rection
    Commented on this photo:

    Obviously, Americans aren’t the only ones with an appetite for faux entertainment

  28. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    CharmlessMan
    Commented on this photo:

    “If only I was a vampire, then the mirror would reflect exactly how thin I want to be.”

  29. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    JN
    Commented on this photo:

    Whose fucking hand is that in the way??!! Douchebag!!

  30. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    MILF
    Commented on this photo:

    “hahaha, Jennifer left me, but I got to keep the blonde wig… now, where those twins at again…?”

  31. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    About that...
    Commented on this photo:

    Well Argentina’s version of Dancing with the Stars basically let’s strip shows, nudity, and basically sex happen on there’s.
    This is the most recent incident on the show http://gawker.com/5846473/woman-gets-completely-naked-on-argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars

  32. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Those japs and their sex dolls! Getting better but I can still tell it’s a fake.

  33. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    “Give me my watch back, bitch!”

  34. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Ponkur
    Commented on this photo:

    Or, alternatively:

    “That cunt took my watch!”

  35. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    A fitting tribute to Michael Jackson although the irony here is that MJ desperately wanted to be white and Rihanna desperately wants to be black.

  36. Christie Brinkley
    Netta
    Commented on this photo:

    Jesus christ, when did The Joker get a sex change?!

  37. Christie Brinkley
    Buttercup
    Commented on this photo:

    There might be something not right with Christy that she has had so many crazy-bad relationships, but she is the ultimate in beauty IMO. I’m a few years younger than she, but I grew up with her from the time she was on the cover of teen magazine. She looks practically the same and I do not think she has had work done. Nope, I’m not delusional. I’d be very surprised if she did. Compared to the women of her era; nobody compares, not even the women of MY era: Cheryl Ladd, Farrah Fawcett, Cheryl Tiegs, Heather Locklear, Victoria Principal, Darryl Hannah, Suzanne Somers, and even Pamela Anderson. She has amazing genes and she has never resorted to a trashy look. She looks almost exactly like her mother. If by chance she DID use a surgeon, she chose a good one and knew when to quit. The ladies mentioned earlier have bloated appearances and misshapen lips. I pray to look as bad as she does at her age. She’s gorgeous.

  38. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Jesus Lovesu
    Commented on this photo:

    Our Savior Jesus/Yeshua proof can be verified by the 2000 year old book of Revelation chapter 12
    Revelation:12:1: And there appeared a great wonder in heaven; a woman clothed with the sun,
    and the moon under her feet, and upon her head a crown of twelve stars:
    Revelation:12:2: And she being with child cried, travailing in birth, and pained to be delivered.
    Revelation:12:3: And there appeared another wonder in heaven; and behold a great red dragon,
    having seven heads and ten horns, and seven crowns upon his heads.
    Revelation:12:4: And his tail drew the third part of the stars of heaven, and did cast them to the earth:
    and the dragon stood before the woman which was ready to be delivered, for to devour her child as soon as it was born.
    Revelation:12:5: And she brought forth a man child, who was to rule all nations with a rod of iron:
    and her child was caught up unto God, and to his throne.

    PLEASE GO TO SOME WHERE QUIET AND PRAY TO LORD YESHUA/JESUS

    “DEAR LORD JESUS / LORD YESHUA PLEASE

    SAVE ME I BELIEVE IN MY HEART AND

    CONFESS WITH MY MOUTH THAT YOU ARE

    THE SON OF GOD, THAT YOU WERE BORN OF

    A VIRGIN, LIVED A SINLESS LIFE AND DIED ON

    THE CROSS TO PAY FOR THE SINS OF THE

    WORLD AND ROSE AGAIN AFTER THREE DAYS

    AS THE EVERLASTING SAVIOR! I CONFESS I

    AM A SINNER PLEASE WASH AND CLEANSE

    ME IN YOUR PRECIOUS BLOOD AS I REPENT

    FOR MY ALL MY SINS AND FORGIVE ALL

    THOSE WHO HAVE SINNED AGAINST ME.

    DECLARE AND EXCEPT YOU AS THE LORD OF

    MY LIFE PLEASE PROTECT, GUARD AND SAVE

    ME AND MY FAMILY AND FRIENDS! THANK

    YOU LORD I RECEIVE YOU COMPLETELY INTO

    MY HEART AND LIFE PLEASE SPEAK TO ME

    LET ME HEAR YOUR VOICE AND GUIDE ME! I

    CONFESS YOU ARE MY SAVIOR THE KING OF

    KINGS AND THE LORD OF LORDS

    HALLELUJAH!”
    PLEASE PRAY AND GET TO KNOW HIM QUICKLY!
    Reply

  39. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    Raaaaaaaa
    Commented on this photo:

    if an actual pig can be propped up by it’s tiny trotters, she must be….fatter than an actual pig?

  40. Elijah Wood
    Skye
    Commented on this photo:

    so many LOTR jokes…….brain exploding…….

  41. Elijah Wood
    kirby
    Commented on this photo:

    wow. those are cool as shit shoes Frodo has on.

  42. Christie Brinkley
    Commented on this photo:

    Ben Stiller splooge/hair gel strikes again.

  43. poker

    nice blog

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