The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    me
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    com on man…dont fail me now!

  2. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    me
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    next shot….”SPLAT!”

  3. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    Arzach
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    Mmmm I like that , yeah

  4. Shia LaBeouf
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    I forgot my change at the cashier? NO NO NO NO NO NO!

  5. Christie Brinkley
    me
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    There’s something about Christie…….

  6. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    me
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    why is she always touching her vagina?

  7. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    joys of roughing
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    You see? The first thing you learn during aviation school, is to know how to properly distribute the weights before take off. Not everyone likes to pay attention.

  8. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Arzach
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    That’s what we need more vagina! more ass! more tongue!

  9. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Arzach
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    -”My crotch itches!”-

  10. George Clooney
    SSHGuru
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    Breasts, I need to sign more Breasts.

  11. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    Jill_Ess
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    Whaaaa!? Why didn’t you post the next picture of her falling flat on her face? You are such a tease.

  12. Christie Brinkley
    SSHGuru
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    When fully opened, another mouth will come out to snap at you.

  13. Elijah Wood
    GuidotheRed
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    Casually. Caaaaaasualllyyyyyy….

  14. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
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    God, hit the gym you fucking whale. You make me sick.

  15. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    GuidotheRed
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    Look out! She’s fat-transforming!

  16. Elijah Wood
    Wotwot
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    Frodo looks to have even got his “bag-in” there.

  17. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    Poor Martyn… Chris barely has a handful there.

  18. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    GuidotheRed
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    So that’s where she hides the lightsaber…

  19. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    GuidotheRed
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    That dude just realized female ejaculation is not a myth

  20. Kelly Rowland Bikini
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    Wearing that kerchief, she looks like my favorite aunt.

  21. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Weaselmouse
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    Chris Brown and Rihanna are trying to fuck each other even though there’s an entire world and restraining order between them. Put two and two together, people.

  22. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Weaselmouse
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    To have child pornography on your computer, even as an accident, is a federal crime. Does this count?

  23. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
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    TV in Europe is waaay better. Even their commercials have naked chicks.

  24. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    wjaneala
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    Lindsay, we’ve found your stash!

  25. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Weaselmouse
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    Here I stand all broken hearted
    Tried to shit but I only farted
    Fuck. Shitted. THAT.

  26. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s testing the “Anti-Chris Brown” body armor for her.

  27. Elijah Wood
    The Brown Streak
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    The one cockring to rule them all…

  28. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    The Brown Streak
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    The experiment went wrong when the mad scientist transformed the chicken into a ummm…well…a chicken.

  29. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    Inspired by Gallagher, the people in the front seats of Chris Brown shows are now protected by giant rubber tarps

  30. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    The Brown Streak
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    I have the sudden urge for some Aunt Jemima pancakes.

  31. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Jon and Kate Plus Hate
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    Where are the fucking flying CARS we were promised on the Jetsons !!!!

  32. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    The Brown Streak
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    The mammogram found no signs of breast cancer but it did find that her breast milk was 120 proof.

  33. George Clooney
    The Brown Streak
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    Darwin was wrong. Gorillas de-evolve into George Clooneys.

  34. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    The Brown Streak
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    “I’m going to hug him and keep him and call him George!”

  35. Christie Brinkley
    The Brown Streak
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    Man, I so can’t wait for Batman Arkham City to come out. These graphics are so life-like!

  36. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
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    Michelle Rodriguez really needs to shave.

  37. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    I so wanna NYC Beat-that-ass

  38. Chrissy Tiegen Cleavage
    The Brown Streak
    Commented on this photo:

    You tease us with Daisy Lowe and you stick us with Stifler’s mom? Booo!

  39. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    Chris Brown is going to end up being the next Lady Gaga

  40. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    Rikishi wants his diapers back.

  41. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    Chuck-E-Cheese’s animatronic bears are getting more life-like though you can still see their battery packs.

  42. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    Rita Repulsa makes an example out of the Putty Patrol’s failure to take over the Earth.

  43. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    frcrkr
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    ooooooh… fuck yea… take it of slowly babe….

  44. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    frcrkr
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    Crotch Grab = Pants on the Ground = Dumbassery.

  45. George Clooney
    frcrkr
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    At least he remembers who made him what he is by signing autographs.

    Wait. Did I write that? Damn it!

  46. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    CranAppleSnapple
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    She took that shot and then posted it? Is she twelve years old? I can’t fathom an adult behaving in such a childish way. I think she needs a shrink.

    • Jack Ketch

      She needs more than a shrink … way more.

      • what'supdoc

        That chicks a psycho…

      • Hey, I think I may have figured it out…people have been telling her for a couple of years that she needs a shrink. But her hearing is almost gone from performing on stage and she thinks they’re telling her that she needs TO shink, hence the anorexic behavior.

        Well, maybe not…

    • And then she has the stones to complain that people are making rude comments about her body, weight, marriage, affair, etc. Hey, you ignorant inbred bimbo, if you don’t want people to comment, quit posting the fucking pictures. We’ll forget you even exist. Swear to god.

  47. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    The Brown Streak
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    “I’d like to dedicate this song to Al Bundy.”

  48. Chrissy Tiegen Cleavage
    frcrkr
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    Someone needs to tell her British Pale is the style now.

  49. Christie Brinkley
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    She’ll bite your dick off!

  50. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    I am looking shockingly skinny today… I’m READY for the Day!

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