“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”
Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.
I’m looking right at you ABC,
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sweet moves, yo
Firmly cemented herself as one of Hollywood’s top junk-rubbers
I’ve heard they’ve got some wicked weed up there in Vancouver.
Nah…come back down to Cali …
Is that her bra peeking out, or just where the lettuce collects when she scarfs a Whopper?
At some point, her genitalia will spontaneously combust
Mirror mirror on the wall,
who’s the most anorexic of them all?
I’m pretty sure Fish just signed his name on a blank check to get this picture cause this shit is Solid Gold !
HAHAHA so true!!
it looks like one of those crazy cocoon creatures trying to enter her
It’s like a tractor beam. Dude was trying to keep his hand down, but one cannot fight the superior power that is Rihanna’s crotchal region.
ok dude, you have a crotch. We got it already. You can close your legs now
i feel the same way
Me too….. close your legs Rihanna!
She’s only down on one knee because it’s not a two knee fish.
It’s an odd time to practice one’s Kegel exercises.
It’s an odd time to test the viability of one’s adult diapers.
Saw all the pictures. We missed nothing today.
All them men in the front row whipped out their phones to document such a close and personal experience, whereas Chad did not reach for his phone on such an occasion, as his hand went somewhere else…
“Love that Joker!”
If enthusiasm was all that mattered I’d have got a lot more second dates.
LOVE it
If she had a wee bit of whale meat for lunch then the whale ate her it could be a mammal inside a mammal inside a mammal. Or Mamception.
That hand is actually trying to keep grip on the other person that fell in there. “Don’t you let go damnit!”
It’s like Hitler going for a swim with Netanyahu
“Another 10 pounds and I think I will finally look good…. ok… maybe 20.. but that’s it…”
Seen here holding the only thing he can beat without going to jail. Hopefully he slams the head in a car door.
YES!
Is that the real one or the plastic alter ego?
“Cause?. What cause ? I’m just here for all the stupid college girls…”
David Cronenberg is an excellent director and despite these shenanigans I can’t wait to see this movie.
white people make her do that
HAHHAHAHHAH…so funny i cant even laugh!
You’re blaming David Beckham too?
At what point do there performers realize this move is just boring and old ?
holy hell so true…when did MJ first do this again?? Oh that’s right – DECADES ago…these flits are about as edgy as Dinah Shore
Mel Gibson?
What’s with the “on the road” look he has all the time ?. Is he traveling America to “find himself” ?
For your sake, I hope you meant North America.
There is a Vancouver in Washington state. Not sure if that’s where the asshat in the photo is, but just to give Bonky the benefit of the doubt.
Must give credit; she sells the shit out of those crappy pop songs.
Seen here is Justin Bieber using the “Vulva Grab”, which was taught to him by R&B “twink” Usher.
“Fuck diamonds, vodka is a girls best friend. Now somebody drive me home….”
Hey, Biebs, I am a big fan. Get it? A BIG fan.
Twelve hours of smiling for douchebags at “The Ides of March” photo call finally takes it’s toll on George Clooney.
If he looks at titties while getting it on with a dude, is it still gay?
Ding! Yes, Jason. Yes it is.
Just wondering…does she do anything BUT twitter?
Does she do anything but tweet photos of herself in public bathrooms?
“I don’t know where I am going, or what I will be doing, but if there is money to be made, I WILL be there !”.
It’s a long time since I did the driving test so it’s just a guess…Do Not Bite Pedestrians?
this ugly little lesbian needs to just stop humiliating herself.
I am guessing he’s also into self-flagellation.
So long as it’s not Sea World, she should be okay.
Did he move to Vancouver? Lucky them.
I do not understand why she gave helself the MJ nose? (forgive me MJ, you were beautiful in many ways). I cant stand her weird ass nose. And can she stop wearing the fake hair and lashes? She would probably be prettier if she did. And she needs to cover that silicone tit up, it passes for “real” when covered, dont get too cocky woman!
I love her waist.
Seventy-two hours after expiration, medical examiners noted that her face had tightened into a raised-eye,extremely wide-smiled rictus. A complete coroners report is forthcoming for those who may remain speculative.
He looks a kid dressed up as Duran Duran for Hallowe’en.
If he was straight she might really get something from this move.
In every crotch shot there is a guy in the background saying it all with his furious masturbation
another crab flare-up
I miss the days when he wore a bag over his face
Yeah me too!!
everyone’s got crabs!