The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    maeby
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    sweet moves, yo

  2. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    DeucePickle
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    Firmly cemented herself as one of Hollywood’s top junk-rubbers

  3. Shia LaBeouf
    Cock Dr
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    I’ve heard they’ve got some wicked weed up there in Vancouver.

  4. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Minky Wail
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    Is that her bra peeking out, or just where the lettuce collects when she scarfs a Whopper?

  5. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Perplexity
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    At some point, her genitalia will spontaneously combust

  6. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
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    Mirror mirror on the wall,
    who’s the most anorexic of them all?

  7. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    DeucePickle
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    I’m pretty sure Fish just signed his name on a blank check to get this picture cause this shit is Solid Gold !

  8. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    maeby
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    it looks like one of those crazy cocoon creatures trying to enter her

  9. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Perplexity
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    It’s like a tractor beam. Dude was trying to keep his hand down, but one cannot fight the superior power that is Rihanna’s crotchal region.

  10. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    maeby
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    ok dude, you have a crotch. We got it already. You can close your legs now

  11. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
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    She’s only down on one knee because it’s not a two knee fish.

  12. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Perplexity
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    It’s an odd time to practice one’s Kegel exercises.

  13. tlmck

    Saw all the pictures. We missed nothing today.

  14. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Perplexity
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    All them men in the front row whipped out their phones to document such a close and personal experience, whereas Chad did not reach for his phone on such an occasion, as his hand went somewhere else…

  15. Christie Brinkley
    guy rossi
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    “Love that Joker!”

  16. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    If enthusiasm was all that mattered I’d have got a lot more second dates.

  17. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
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    If she had a wee bit of whale meat for lunch then the whale ate her it could be a mammal inside a mammal inside a mammal. Or Mamception.

  18. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Uncle Phil
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    That hand is actually trying to keep grip on the other person that fell in there. “Don’t you let go damnit!”

  19. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    It’s like Hitler going for a swim with Netanyahu

  20. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Bonky
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    “Another 10 pounds and I think I will finally look good…. ok… maybe 20.. but that’s it…”

  21. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    hbw
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    Seen here holding the only thing he can beat without going to jail. Hopefully he slams the head in a car door.

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
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    Is that the real one or the plastic alter ego?

  23. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Bonky
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    “Cause?. What cause ? I’m just here for all the stupid college girls…”

  24. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    Cock Dr
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    David Cronenberg is an excellent director and despite these shenanigans I can’t wait to see this movie.

  25. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    yoyoblack
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    white people make her do that

  26. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Bonky
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    At what point do there performers realize this move is just boring and old ?

    • Hugh G Rection

      holy hell so true…when did MJ first do this again?? Oh that’s right – DECADES ago…these flits are about as edgy as Dinah Shore

  27. George Clooney
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    Mel Gibson?

  28. Shia LaBeouf
    Bonky
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    What’s with the “on the road” look he has all the time ?. Is he traveling America to “find himself” ?

  29. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    Cock Dr
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    Must give credit; she sells the shit out of those crappy pop songs.

  30. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Bonky
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    Seen here is Justin Bieber using the “Vulva Grab”, which was taught to him by R&B “twink” Usher.

  31. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
    Bonky
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    “Fuck diamonds, vodka is a girls best friend. Now somebody drive me home….”

  32. cc

    Hey, Biebs, I am a big fan. Get it? A BIG fan.

  33. George Clooney
    Bonky
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    Twelve hours of smiling for douchebags at “The Ides of March” photo call finally takes it’s toll on George Clooney.

  34. Elijah Wood
    I'm a nurse, not a saint
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    If he looks at titties while getting it on with a dude, is it still gay?

  35. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    cc
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    Just wondering…does she do anything BUT twitter?

  36. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Bonky
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    “I don’t know where I am going, or what I will be doing, but if there is money to be made, I WILL be there !”.

  37. Christie Brinkley
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a long time since I did the driving test so it’s just a guess…Do Not Bite Pedestrians?

  38. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    this ugly little lesbian needs to just stop humiliating herself.

  39. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I am guessing he’s also into self-flagellation.

  40. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    So long as it’s not Sea World, she should be okay.

  41. Shia LaBeouf
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Did he move to Vancouver? Lucky them.

  42. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    gumption
    Commented on this photo:

    I do not understand why she gave helself the MJ nose? (forgive me MJ, you were beautiful in many ways). I cant stand her weird ass nose. And can she stop wearing the fake hair and lashes? She would probably be prettier if she did. And she needs to cover that silicone tit up, it passes for “real” when covered, dont get too cocky woman!

  43. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    I love her waist.

  44. Christie Brinkley
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    Seventy-two hours after expiration, medical examiners noted that her face had tightened into a raised-eye,extremely wide-smiled rictus. A complete coroners report is forthcoming for those who may remain speculative.

  45. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    cc
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    He looks a kid dressed up as Duran Duran for Hallowe’en.

  46. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Bonky
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    If he was straight she might really get something from this move.

  47. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    slippinx12
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    In every crotch shot there is a guy in the background saying it all with his furious masturbation

  48. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    another crab flare-up

  49. Shia LaBeouf
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    I miss the days when he wore a bag over his face

  50. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    everyone’s got crabs!

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