The Crap We Missed – Thursday 10.6.11

October 6th, 2011 // 479 Comments

“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”

Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.

I’m looking right at you ABC,

- Photo Boy

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Photo: Bauer-Griffin, Fame, Flynet, INFdaily, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

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  1. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
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    Haha, funhouse mirrors are so hilarious! It makes her look like an anorex…oh wait…

  2. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    youbetcha
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    That looks like it was taken in a beat up run down trailer closet/bathroom/kitchen trailer.

  3. Elijah Wood
    Perplexity
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    We all really know what happened between Frodo and Samwise on the Brockeback Mountain of Mordor…

  4. Christie Brinkley
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    i’d like to eat the dust off her asshole…

  5. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Perplexity
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    …but the mirror says you are fat…

  6. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Perplexity
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    Still wearing the garter belts and breathing through his eyes, I see…

  7. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    “Please don’t draw on me Mr Chris! Pleeease!”

  8. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
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    All she sees is Brandi Glanville in the mirror.

  9. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    “Hurry up with the towel, it’s dripping that thick yellow stuff again!”

  10. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
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    Walnut check, 1 2, 1 2…

  11. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Perplexity
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    quick check – damn, still vagina.

  12. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    BlackAndWhiteMinstrel
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    Ice cream and hover cars! Christmas in July!

  13. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
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    “Christina, watch that first st..”

  14. Marion Cotillard Wetsuit Marineland Water Park
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    “I love black microphone as much as the next broad, but this is a little more than I can swallow right here.”

  15. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    Slutmuffin
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    Tampons can be so uncomfortable

  16. Belen Rodriguez Cleavage
    Cock Dr
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    Oh my. How very suggestive.

  17. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
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    Larry King! I love you, man!

  18. Shia LaBeouf
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    The look of butt-hurt flows deep with this one.

  19. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Cock Dr
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    So gross. Such an act of hostility against the readers.
    Shame on you Photo Boy.

  20. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
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    Chris Brown’s gaydar signal reached its intended recipient.

  21. Cock Dr

    Such an obvious laugh, but it had to be done.

  22. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    “I’m creatively using perspective to crush your clitoris!”

  23. George Clooney
    Perplexity
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    He always carries a pen with him for all the paternity tests he has to sign off on.

  24. Elijah Wood
    whiskeyafternoon
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    getting some wood on as his companion bends down to pick up a quarter. how appropriate.

  25. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    “Using the dummy, show me what Chris Brown did to you.”

  26. Christina Aguilera Miniskirt
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    Jesus Christ, are they about to give her an eye exam?

  27. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    Guy in the blue just caught a whiff.

  28. Kim Kardashian Cleavage
    Perplexity
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    Next on Lifestyles of the Bitch and Fatass…

  29. George Clooney
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    “Yup, I love the vagina. Thanks for asking.”

  30. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    General Disarray
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    Yes…yes I would.

  31. Shia LaBeouf
    whiskeyafternoon
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    taking supplementary douche classes in his spare time. that’s the hallmark of a dedicated assclown.

  32. Micahel Fassbender Hugging David Cronenberg
    Perplexity
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    “No, don’t be alarmed – he does this from time to time. It’s just better if you let him finish.”

  33. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Neen
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    Look he thinks he’s poor people!

  34. LeAnn Rimes Mirror Short Shorts
    Cock Dr
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    It’s funny when old ladies play hooker dress up games.

  35. Christie Brinkley
    Tracey
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    She may be plastic, but she looks GOOD!

  36. Christie Brinkley
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    “They’rrrrre Grrrrrrreat!”

  37. Justin Bieber Crotch Grab
    whiskeyafternoon
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    the doctors tell me this is where my man parts will grow.

  38. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    DeucePickle
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    She’s no Sinead O’Connor

  39. Chris Brown Crotch Grab
    Carolyn
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    He is so disgusting. Ugly too.

  40. Christie Brinkley
    Perplexity
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    Christie is putting a new twist on the role of the Joker in the new Lifetime movie, Batman’s Untold Tales

  41. Christie Brinkley
    whiskeyafternoon
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    what I don’t understand is, given that she has the funds, why not just purchase an entirely new face?

  42. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    The crotch trifecta has activated. Brace yourselves, for Douche Voltron is about to be activated!

  43. Chrissy Tiegen Cleavage
    whiskeyafternoon
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    John Legend is a genius. savagely wonderful poon.

  44. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
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    “Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.”

  45. Tim Robbins Occupy Wall Street
    Cock Dr
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    We live in interesting fucked up times. I for one am enjoying the show.

  46. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    whiskeyafternoon
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    ah, so this is how Cadbury eggs are created!

  47. Kelly Rowland Bikini
    Neen
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    purple butt, purple butt….

  48. Daisy Lowe Butt Underwear Esquire
    Perplexity
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    Based on a new survey, Gallup has determined that 3 out of 5 men would like to be a bicycle seat…

  49. Elijah Wood
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    “Quick Frodo, put your finger in my ring!”

  50. Rihanna Bikini Crotch Grab
    whiskeyafternoon
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    does that even qualify as a 2 piece? more like a 1.3 piece?

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