“Hold up man, I think my shoe is unti–AHH!”
Here we are again at The Crap We Missed: Now with more realistic dick-grip action! We’ve also got Tim Robbins and the other reason that liberal causes never get taken seriously. LeAnn Rimes is about to pick a fight with that fat pig who keeps calling her ugly. Also, this and this alone is how stars should be danced with, never this.
I’m looking right at you ABC,
- Photo Boy
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Haha, funhouse mirrors are so hilarious! It makes her look like an anorex…oh wait…
That looks like it was taken in a beat up run down trailer closet/bathroom/kitchen trailer.
We all really know what happened between Frodo and Samwise on the Brockeback Mountain of Mordor…
i’d like to eat the dust off her asshole…
^comment of the year. *stands and claps*
comment of the year can be a repeat?
…but the mirror says you are fat…
Still wearing the garter belts and breathing through his eyes, I see…
“Please don’t draw on me Mr Chris! Pleeease!”
All she sees is Brandi Glanville in the mirror.
YES!!!!!!
“Hurry up with the towel, it’s dripping that thick yellow stuff again!”
Walnut check, 1 2, 1 2…
quick check – damn, still vagina.
Ice cream and hover cars! Christmas in July!
“Christina, watch that first st..”
“I love black microphone as much as the next broad, but this is a little more than I can swallow right here.”
Tampons can be so uncomfortable
Oh my. How very suggestive.
Larry King! I love you, man!
The look of butt-hurt flows deep with this one.
So gross. Such an act of hostility against the readers.
Shame on you Photo Boy.
Chris Brown’s gaydar signal reached its intended recipient.
Such an obvious laugh, but it had to be done.
“I’m creatively using perspective to crush your clitoris!”
He always carries a pen with him for all the paternity tests he has to sign off on.
getting some wood on as his companion bends down to pick up a quarter. how appropriate.
“Using the dummy, show me what Chris Brown did to you.”
Jesus Christ, are they about to give her an eye exam?
Guy in the blue just caught a whiff.
Next on Lifestyles of the Bitch and Fatass…
“Yup, I love the vagina. Thanks for asking.”
Yes…yes I would.
taking supplementary douche classes in his spare time. that’s the hallmark of a dedicated assclown.
“No, don’t be alarmed – he does this from time to time. It’s just better if you let him finish.”
Look he thinks he’s poor people!
It’s funny when old ladies play hooker dress up games.
She may be plastic, but she looks GOOD!
“They’rrrrre Grrrrrrreat!”
the doctors tell me this is where my man parts will grow.
She’s no Sinead O’Connor
Thank goodness!
He is so disgusting. Ugly too.
deserves top comment for summing it up perfectly
Christie is putting a new twist on the role of the Joker in the new Lifetime movie, Batman’s Untold Tales
what I don’t understand is, given that she has the funds, why not just purchase an entirely new face?
The crotch trifecta has activated. Brace yourselves, for Douche Voltron is about to be activated!
John Legend is a genius. savagely wonderful poon.
“Rubber baby buggy bumpers. Rubber baby buggy bumpers.”
We live in interesting fucked up times. I for one am enjoying the show.
ah, so this is how Cadbury eggs are created!
purple butt, purple butt….
barney butt, barney butt…
Based on a new survey, Gallup has determined that 3 out of 5 men would like to be a bicycle seat…
“Quick Frodo, put your finger in my ring!”
does that even qualify as a 2 piece? more like a 1.3 piece?